BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 "FBI WARNING. You wouldn't steal a car, would you? When you copy that movie, you send award-winning and legendary cuss-&-rant artist Mel Gibson out into the woods to live with the hobos. DVD piracy is a crime.""I just saw some commercial for a series called Terra Nova on Fox...it intrigued me . It has dinos and shit."Hello, Jim?Bones? Can you hear me?Jim? You there?Bones? Bones?I'm not sure if you can hear me Jim? I can't hear you.Damnit, you there McCoy?Jim? Captain?......Bones? Are you there?Jim? Hello?I can't hear you Bones. Can you hear me? You there?......Hello, Jim? Captain?[img=http://i.imgur.com/z6Lqs.png][img=http://i.imgur.com/TnCOt.png][img=http://i.imgur.com/4qBrx.png] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilal 569 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Han: I oughta kill you right now.Greedo: Not a very private place for a murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Shall I have your Rolls standing by?Harrison: You're one ugly muthafucka.George: Cut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Look Solo, I don't give a shit about your moray eel scar, I'm taking you to Jab- BANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Really, Cousin Joey, my sweater? I'm at sea for thirty-five months and all you can talk about is my goddamn sweater? God this place is in the doldrums again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted August 15, 2011 Author Share Posted August 15, 2011 Kudos, because I read it in a Tom Hanks voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taikomochi 1,136 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 "Sir, it would appear you have been replaced with 16 and Pregnant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Kudos, because I read it in a Tom Hanks voice.Indeed, plus his caption works on 'another' level, too.Nice, Wojo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Wiljami 1,206 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 No, no, Quint, thank you for that wonderful bit of inspiration in a different thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff 10 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 In an alternate version of "19 years later," Harry and Ron attend the feast in the Great Hall at the commencement of their 7th year at Hogwarts after dropping out two decades earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 URGH! I've got nothing!Damn this sobriety! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Man on left: URGH!Man on right: I've got nothing! Damn this sobriety! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 In an alternate version of "19 years later," Harry and Ron attend the feast in the Great Hall at the commencement of their 7th year at Hogwarts after dropping out two decades earlier.That works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 AAARRGGHH...You man!....YOU STUPID MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Don't mess with me, man. I'm a lawyer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Nearsighted gynecologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 I give up. I need cider. or worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 "You're doing it, Peter. You're playing with us..."I don't know. Between that and "you are a fart factory," which was the worst line Spielberg ever committed to celluloid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,068 Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 BUMP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 The future of gun removal.** WARNING: MAY CAUSE FOOT REMOVAL. CONSULT A DOCTOR IS THIS OCCURS."Sir, they say there's some new television series coming. It is supposed to have 'dino's' and 'shit'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,345 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Guys, I cannot see the images in firefox....why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Also, in Internet Explorer 8, there's something wonky with this type box. If you copy & paste the images links above, for example, it automatically ads a break line and the scroll box goes down when you scroll, but nothing there -- only what you typed.These damn BB board -- always trying to make it new when some many previous models worked just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff 10 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Is there another one of these coming soon? It's been weeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 "... then I thought about hanging myself, but that was after I cut my foot. IT bled like crazy! One night I found this bug sucking on the scab.I cooked and ate it. Wasn't that bad.Oh, and I named this beach ball and painted a face on it with blood, and cried like a goddamn baby after I left it to die.And then..."Dinner with Chuck Nolan was awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharpdevenport 4 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TnCOt.png"Mel, can you pass the SugarTITs?"Dinner with Mel Gibson was awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Also, in Internet Explorer 8, there's something wonky with this type box. If you copy & paste the images links above, for example, it automatically ads a break line and the scroll box goes down when you scroll, but nothing there -- only what you typed.These damn BB board -- always trying to make it new when some many previous models worked just fine.Yep.In mobile view images posted here used to display just fine, they were large and filled the screen properly. Now though I just see tiny thumbnail sized images, except clicking on them doesn't make them bigger. The sexy celeb thread is now a thread of thumbnails... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 yeah. i's very hard to wank now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Two months, I can't get onto this site. I suffer withdrawls, it destroys my family, I'm out of a job . . . and where the first place I come when I do get back on?Sid wasn't all that impressed with his cousin Eddie's invention of the world's first penile stethiscope. . . ."Don't even try it. Let's just say I've got a bit 'evidence' stashed away that'll prove you shot first. . . ."- Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,645 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 "Would you like to order some Chinese too, Miss?""Relax! In 40 years, you'll be replaced with a legasthenic Gungan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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