BLUMENKOHL 1,081 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 It's back thanks to all you fools bugging me about it. The Caption Contests have been very popular with the forum in the past...but they ended up being very time consuming for me. So I'm bringing it back on a bi-weekly basis instead of every week. Let's see how it goes. All your precious scores have been reset, so say hello to a clean shiny new slate! This way it'll make it easier for new kids to join in on the fun. Here we go!Copy and paste the code below and insert your caption...[img=http://i.imgur.com/shBfU.png]INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERECopy and paste the code below and insert your caption...[img=http://i.imgur.com/qjyuS.png]INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERECopy and paste the code below and insert your caption...[img=http://i.imgur.com/sUuGy.png]INSERT YOUR CAPTION HERE Wojo and Quintus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Wiljami 1,207 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 :wizard: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy4 155 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 A spectator gazes at John Williams' awards shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruckhorn 109 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Al and Bill react to what Granny can do with a ping-pong ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Not tonight. Your breath stinks of kebabs and I can tell you're drunk again because I heard you knocking shit over. Fuck off. Joni Wiljami 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,776 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Heeere's Johnny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crocodile 8,361 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I could have sworn I saw a shadow of Tom Cruise's profile just a few seconds ago"What am I supposed to do with all those 400 copies The Final Frontier CD's now?""You think you've to it tough? What am I gonna do with those 1500 Predators in my closet?""I'll better boost my masculinity by wearing sunglasses at night time. Might be my last chance"Karol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,847 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Toothless?Where we are going, we don't need sunglasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,633 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 "Say cheese!" said the photographer, as he whiipped out his little stuffed animal.The 3-D version of Prometheus wasn't such a great choice at the drive-in, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Trevor always came last in the shades-on-faces-first race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Wiljami 1,207 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 "Hey fellow camper, I forgot my toothpaste, would you borrow some?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I think this JWFan meet was a very bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,776 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Revision:Heeere's Johnny! Boom-tzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Gonzales 6,019 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 "I smell a bad actress....""My word! John Williams.. his face.. his face is glowing! he must have gotten some music from God!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,784 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Sarah Harding betrayed by her own bowels had only a second to curse her merciless flatulence.Whadda ya got Frank? Oh a dead Alien Mother Ship? Well the punks who did this made a serious miscalculation. They're about to get a close encounter of Horatio Caine Sr. kind! *raises sunglasses to his eyes*The moment Lady Gaga is finally confirmed to be a human being and on top of that a woman, not infact a Space Vixen from planet Spurluurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crocodile 8,361 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Oh and I'd like to point out I don't like this idea of a reboot. With Olivarez long gone to Valhalla, I was the master.Karol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,540 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,081 Posted June 9, 2012 Author Share Posted June 9, 2012 "Not tonight darling, I've got a headache.""Aw Shucks...again?!" Global reaction to Thomas Newman's Skyfall assignment.Global reaction to Blumenkohl's return to JWFan. Jay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crossfader 571 Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 -Someone who understands women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can, so I can...goddamnit, nobody ever remembers the rest!The Olivarez camp reacts to news that previous Caption Contest scores were cleared, eliminating his position as points leader."Billy, for the last time, I said YOU CANNOT HAVE A PUPPY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,081 Posted June 12, 2012 Author Share Posted June 12, 2012 I think I can put this back on a weekly schedule. I wrote a little Python program to automate the process. I just pick the images and winner quotes and boom. As crazy as it sounds, it took just 30 minutes and it should significantly reduce my time investment to these bread and circus events! ;-) The downside is, try not to over format your captions because it will throw it all out. But if you must...I can copy by hand where necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPadmé 17 Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You kings of New England. Jay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 HA HA HA HA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,254 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 That's the winner right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I never saw The Cider House Rules so I don't see what's funny about it. At all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,540 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I never saw The Cider House Rules so I don't see what's funny about it. At all.+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I didn't even know it was from that movie. It was vaguely familiar, that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,456 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I Googled it. It seemed the more intelligent thing to do than ask for a LMGTFY link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hlao-roo 389 Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 "Good night!" he would call. "Good night--you Princes of Maine, you Kings of New England!" (That thing Homer had held in his hand was no prince--it hadn't lived to be king.)Then, bang!--the door would close, and the orphans would be left in a new blackness. Whatever image of royalty that they could conjure would be left to them. What princes and kings could they have seen? What futures were possible for them to dream of? What royal foster families would greet them in sleep? What princesses would love them? What queens would they marry? And when would they escape the darkness left with them after Larche closed the door, after they could no longer hear the retreating squeaks of Nurse Edna's and Nurse Angela's shoes? (That thing he had held in his hand could not have heard the shoes--it had the smallest, most wrinkled ears!)For Homer Wells, it was different. He did not imagine leaving St. Cloud's. The Princes of Maine that Homer saw, the Kings of New England that he imagined--they reigned at the court of St. Cloud's, they traveled nowhere; they didn't get to go to sea; they never even saw the ocean. But somehow, even to Homer Wells, Dr. Larch's benediction was uplifting, full of hope. The Princes of Maine, these Kings of New England, these orphans of St. Cloud's--whoever they were, they were the heroes of their own lives. That much Homer could see in the darkness; that much Dr. Larch, like a father, gave him.Princely, even kingly behavior was possible, even at St. Cloud's. That seemed to be what Dr. Larch was saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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