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I am not the smuggler you're looking for. -BloodBoal

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http://www.soundtrack.net/media/2005-07-12-landis/bluesbrothers-oldlandmark.mp3 -BloodBoal

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Little did our heroes know that as they celebrated their reunion a young, moustache-rich man was planning his journey to earth and his ascension to power in a country known as "Germany." -indy4

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Han: No screen cap of me grabbing Leia's breast on Endor ('s moon)? Epic fail! -Delorean90

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Emperor and Vader: You've lost that loving feeling. Woah, that loving feeling. Bring back that..
Luke: Shut Up!
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In the just announced upcoming fourth Hobbit movie "The Unexpected Appendices", a scene reveals Gandalf being reprimanded by the White Council for overage magic in front of hobbits.

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"Aaaalright, Pete, stop crying, I'll do your stupid Hobbit cameo!"

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"Tiny people, this hobbit folk! Sorry, Pippin!"

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Hey I had a probably the funniest and greatest caption for Gandalf in the history of JWFan, there

was Vodka and Pravda, all in russian language but our beloved forum didn't take the russian part...

I think I deserve at least 0,05 pity points here!

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What the... was that shot added to the main post after the fact? I don't remember it before and no one had capped it yet

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So, just how hairy are dwarf women?

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Aragorn: You see, I just don't have a long life...

Legolas: I see

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My dear Sam

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Say Whaaaaaaat?!?

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Uh Frodo, that ring is not for your finger...

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Oh Sam

Sam: Stay down, Mr. Frodo!

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Hey I had a probably the funniest and greatest caption for Gandalf in the history of JWFan, there

was Vodka and Pravda, all in russian language but our beloved forum didn't take the russian part...

I think I deserve at least 0,05 pity points here!

The forum doesn't allow Russian? How do you explain my thread title?!

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I had this moment earlier today when I realized I have so connected Gandalf with Incanus in the last few years, that I don't think I will be able to disconnect the two while watching The Hobbit.

I'll just expect Gandalf to burst into a Lincoln review halfway through a A STRONG HOBBIT KNOWS WHEN TO SPARE A LIFE speech.

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Hey I had a probably the funniest and greatest caption for Gandalf in the history of JWFan, there

was Vodka and Pravda, all in russian language but our beloved forum didn't take the russian part...

I think I deserve at least 0,05 pity points here!

The forum doesn't allow Russian? How do you explain my thread title?!

I don't know, but I've copied cyrillic into the board previously and it didn't work. Greek doesn't work for me either.

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The Year 3434 of the Second Age. Here follows the account of Isildur, High King of Gondor and the finding of the Ring of Power.

"It has come to me, the One Ring. It shall be an heirloom of my kingdom.

All those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to its fate for I will risk no hurt to the Ring.

It is precious to me, though I buy it with great pain.

The markings upon the band begin to fade.

The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared.

A secret now that only fire can tell...Lincoln is a very strong entry in Williams’ dramatic

ouvre and on album it is a highly entertaining and listenable score,

permeated strongly by the spirit of Americana. It might not break

radically new ground in its approach for such a subject matter but it

makes up for it in engaging thematic material, emotional soloist

performances and a strong dramatic arc. While the score does make an

instant impression with its melodic nature and warmly emotional tone,

this is music that benefits from multiple listens, the thematic ideas

intertwining through the album so that it takes a few listens to explore

Williams composition in full and appreciate the way he approaches the

subject matter and Lincoln's different facets.

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I can't believe BloodBoal hopped the Bunnies of Doom on this one!

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Gimli: I have you know, Gimli is a very common name among Dwarven women!

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Aragorn: It is embarrasing how everyone in this thread seems to think you are Legolas my lord Celeborn.

Celeborn: Sad but true. But one Elf looks just the same as the next I guess to mortal eyes. And to be fair I was in the movie for one line.

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Frodo: Oh Sam! I can see the Shire!

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Well played Incanus, but for one fault:

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Aragorn: It is embarrasing how everyone in this thread seems to think you are Legolas my lord Celeborn.

Celeborn: Sad but true. But one Elf looks just the same as the next I guess to mortal eyes. And to be fair I was in the movie for one line.

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Aragorn: See? From the ashes, a fire shall be woken!

Celebron: Yes, I see that now.

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Well played Incanus, but for one fault:

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Aragorn: It is embarrasing how everyone in this thread seems to think you are Legolas my lord Celeborn.

Celeborn: Sad but true. But one Elf looks just the same as the next I guess to mortal eyes. And to be fair I was in the movie for one line.

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Aragorn: See? From the ashes, a fire shall be woken!

Celebron: Yes, I see that now.

Celebron?

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Ahahahahaaa I was more than half right then!

Is Celebron related to the more famous Bronn in anyway?

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Gimli: ...In 1924, I posed for another sculpture. It was a nude bronze. It depicted me singing "Deep River."

Watch this for full effect:

EDIT: Hmmm...no embed?

EDIT EDIT: Ta-da! Thanks, Jay.

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