#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Koray Savas said: Parents bring them because they're either too lazy or cheap to hire a babysitter! Ive never seen a baby in the cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Mr. Big 4,787 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Before I digress, I forgot to mention that the person(s) in question read the opening crawl aloud to their kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,438 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 "What does vanished mean?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,457 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Awww that's sweet, they took their idiot child out in public. My parents just left me in the basement until I was thirty and the cops found me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Oh no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,775 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 The 2 times I've seen babies brought into the cinema, the films were both Marvel ... the first Captain America and Iron Man 2. And in both cases they were brought in sleeping but of course woke up, freaked out and started blubbering and had to be taken outside. There really are some absolute fucking idiots about. Mr Big is right, anyone attempting to take them into cinemas should just be told no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 The cost of procreation is that sometimes you cannot get to the cinema! Sweeping Strings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,775 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Exactly. You made your choice, now you can wait for the on-demand/DVD release! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,211 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 6 hours ago, Stefancos said: The cost of procreation is that sometimes you cannot get to the cinema! Sometimes, the act of procreation goes on in a cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,255 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I've witnessed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 That was you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Yes! And a more offensive spectacle I can not recall. He was moving on her like the stormtroopers into Poland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,438 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Anyone else put layers of toilet paper on the seat before you sit on a public toilet? And do any of you wait for everyone else to leave before you exit the cubicle? And what about when someone goes into your cubicle after you just blocked it? How embarrassing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lovejoy 7,757 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Better to not use public restrooms at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,438 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I used to think that way because the toilets at high school were really bad because was always some smartarse who'd leave a log draped over the seat, but growing up I had to take the plunge. What if you're really busting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lovejoy 7,757 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 Fuck do they annoy me. Any bathroom anywhere besides my own. I'm not saying my shit doesn't stink, but when I get a whiff of the bathrooms at work, it's like what the fuck. What do these people eat? If my shit smelled like that, I'd be puking at the same time I shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 You've gotta plan your outings really carefully. Know when you'll need to go, and where you'll be. You know Mrs. Torrance, you got to keep regular, if you want to be happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,438 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 minute ago, E.T. and Elliot said: I'd be puking at the same time I shit. This happened to me a few months ago! At the front end, it was into my Jurassic World metal popcorn container. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trent B 340 Posted January 9, 2016 Share Posted January 9, 2016 I rarely if at all used the bathrooms at my high school when I went. If I had to it was only to pee and even then hated it. Both of them always smelled like weed or cig smoke reeked big time and some toilets were on the verge of over flowing with shit in it and stuff like that.... I just out right refused to use them unless I seriously had to go...I waited until I got home to actually take a crap if I had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hate it when someone dies and they post a thread that the dead person has become an angel, or they got their wings. Humans have souls, angels do not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Irrelevant. Since there are no such things as angels, and there's no proof at all that humans have souls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 well gingers don't that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 We don't have a soul. We are above that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Of course you don't. Having a soul would make you.....normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 What's normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lovejoy 7,757 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 What's normal? That's a good question. Normal is what everyone else is and you are not. Code 000. Destruct. 0. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,457 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Normal is ninety degrees with respect to the plane in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Lovejoy 7,757 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Auto correct sucks. It runs eve this that I typically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,438 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Anecdotal evidence: A woman is likely, and probably will break up with you if you wear hearing protection like ear plugs at an excessively loud venue and will demean it as a feminine trait worthy of scorn. I don't get these birds. But at least my hearing is intact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crossfader 625 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 On 7/03/2016 at 6:48 AM, Drax said: Anecdotal evidence: A woman is likely, and probably will break up with you if you wear hearing protection like ear plugs at an excessively loud venue and will demean it as a feminine trait worthy of scorn. I don't get these birds. But at least my hearing is intact. Yeah, it seems you're overly cautious these days if you prefer hearing protection to hearing impairment. I wouldn't care too much, Drax. If she couldn't accept you the way you are, she wasn't worth your company. (Besides, you wouldn't want tons of pointless arguments over things this absurd.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,457 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I've been to loud rock concerts with a woman who asked me to stop at the drugstore beforehand to buy earplugs for her. Every woman is different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,542 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Jay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 He he he! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,438 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Oh fuck off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightscape94 967 Posted March 14, 2016 Author Share Posted March 14, 2016 I HAVE NEVER WORN EAR PLUGS TO A CONCERT BEFORE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Cerebral Cortex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,438 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 It's all a big plot secretly coordinated by women across the globe to make us all go deaf so that we won't complain when they start their incessant nagging! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 That would be mutually beneficial actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I wear earplugs all the time. When I'm composing, when I'm near loud instruments, when I sleep... of course as a younger man I already did a fair bit of damage to my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I don't wear earplugs, but I do wear hearing aids, which when turned off kinda muffle the sounds.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crossfader 625 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I hate it when people think Do you have any favorite film composers? is a hard question because they have no idea at all there's a dude behind a desk conceiving that stuff they occasionally listen to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,438 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Trains. Worse, freight trains. I was walking to the train station from my car, which the path runs parallel to the rail corridor. Anyhoo, I was suddenly startled by a loud and obnoxious freight train roaring past, the rail squeal (where the wheels grind on the tracks) blasted out my right ear. Hope there's no permanent damage. It's pretty sore. //waits for BB to say "Sorry, you'll probably go deaf soon due to excessive noise exposure". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 22 minutes ago, Drax said: //waits for BB to say "Sorry, you'll probably go deaf soon due to excessive noise exposure". Or Woj, the other "master of the bleedin' obvious". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,457 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Don't look at me. I'm not as compassionate as BB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,744 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 No, but you are quite funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,457 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melange 448 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 It never ceases to amaze me how I can put my earphones into my pocket for a few minutes while shopping in the supermarket and when I remove it on the way out the lead has tangled itself into such an almighty mess it seems that an army of tiny people have been in my pocket intentionally knotting the lead up into a triple sheepshank with a hint of half hitch thrown in. Jay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 41,553 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Yea I call that getting fubangled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,542 Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, Melange said: It never ceases to amaze me how I can put my earphones into my pocket for a few minutes while shopping in the supermarket and when I remove it on the way out the lead has tangled itself into such an almighty mess it seems that an army of tiny people have been in my pocket intentionally knotting the lead up into a triple sheepshank with a hint of half hitch thrown in. Would make for a great Pixar film. They could call it Pocket Gnomes or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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