Arpy 4,145 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Reverse the audio to reveal the cries of tortured actors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 There’s a difference between not talking shit about your movie and straight up lying. I’m sure he was being honest about his reaction to the script. Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy 4,145 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Honesty-Schmonesty, it all turns to shit eventually. Except for Lord of the Rings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I wonder, since TLJ will be by far the longest Star Wars film yet to hit theaters, it is too outlandish to think that Episode IX might be some kind of four-hour-long epic, like The Return of the King? Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 That would be awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 37,355 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Will said: *Will, who is waiting for KM to come in here and complain about the greater possibility of unreleased music* SO true! Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Imagine a 4 hour JJ film. actually, don’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen G. 3,949 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Doesn't sound right to me. These films have a certain aesthetic which extends to their runtime. I like long movies, but for this series I don't think it will work. It has always relied on a very kinetic narrative. It will probably turn out to be fake news, anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy 4,145 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Bilbo Skywalker said: Imagine a 4 hour JJ film. actually, don’t. J.J's films are usually quite brisk, the editing is fast and choppy. A 4 hour Abrams film just wouldn't work with his more brief bursts of energy that propel the story in a short amount of time. I guess he could fill it out with credits ROAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 TFA wasn't brisk. Bilbo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arpy 4,145 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I think it moved along pretty briskly. It has some nice breather moments, especially with Rey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Saggy midsection, like a pregnant whore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 The pacing isn’t one of TFA’s strong points. its brisk until it gets to Maz’s Castle then it falls in a heap on the floor and remains a mess for the remainder of the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 29, 2017 Disco Stu, Arpy, toothless and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted September 29, 2017 Yes! Star Wars: Episode X - The Battle Of The Five Jedi Arpy, toothless and Pieter Boelen 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 minute ago, BloodBoal said: I'm sure Episode IX will end up being so long, they'll split it into two movies: "As we were editing the film, we realized we had so much good material, it would be a shame to cut so much of it, so it was decided unanimously to make two 3 hours long film instead of one 6 hours long film. We considered it was the best way for the picture to be the most financially... I mean, artistically satisfying. Star Wars - Episode IX: Part 1 will thus be released in December 2019 and Star Wars - Episode IX: Part 2 will be released in May 2020, providing every Star Wars fan and film enthusiast in the world with more cinematic greatness in theaters." - J.J. Abrams Oh God! This is too potentially true to be funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Will will be thrilled! Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 If it meant it was too much for JJ to commit to... all the better!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 The moral of the story is: Fuck David Yates and Warner Bros for starting that horrible trend! Not Mr. Big 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 It's generated billions of revenue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 If it's not billions of revenue going into my bank account, IDGAF! Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Not Mr. Big and Pieter Boelen 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Americans! Sigh... Just now, BloodBoal said: "The book was too damn big! It was the only way to make a faithful adaptation that would still omit major elements of the story! That's the only reason we split the book into three films, I swear!" - Peter Jackson, Bullsitter Extraordinaire. Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Stefancos said: Americans! Sigh... Kiss my American ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Scally! Bloody cheek! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 What have the Americans ever done for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 We unleashed the fast food industry upon the world, killing millions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Bilbo Skywalker said: What have the Americans ever done for us? Absorbed tens of millions of Irish people who needed a better life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Good riddens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Now, they had a rough go of it for a while, but eventually the White Supremacists decided Irish people were white too. Happily ever after! Pieter Boelen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, Disco Stu said: Absorbed tens of millions of Irish people who built our nation? Yeah but aside from that? Disco Stu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 23 minutes ago, Bilbo Skywalker said: Yeah but aside from that? Considering my ancestors were among them I'm hardly going to dispute your change to my quote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 24 minutes ago, Disco Stu said: Considering my ancestors were among them I'm hardly going to dispute your change to my quote! I knew there was something likable about you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 The Irish in America have intermingled with the blood of lesser folk. Their beers are substandard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Mudbloods! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I'm at least 1/4 Irish as my grandmother was a Murphy. I'm very interested to see when my Ancestry DNA analysis comes back in a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Oh they're lesser folk alright. The Hierarchy goes: 1. The Irish. 2. Dogs. 3. The Irish Diaspora. 4. Everyone else. 5. Other animals. 6. Dung beetles. 7. The Brits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Northern Irish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Stefancos said: Northern Irish? They're the dung beetles, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 We don't talk about the land beyond the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 They are your kin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen G. 3,949 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Stefancos said: Saggy midsection, like a pregnant whore! I like The Force Awakens (albeit on the most basic level) and I think it's pretty snappy. About the only thing I don't like (besides the remake-aspect of it) is that the third act kind of sucks. Part of the problem is Starkiller Base. Since it isn't set up early in the narrative it just kind of comes out of nowhere. Fortunately, the only way to redeem a weak third act is to ensure that the last scene or shot are strong such that the audience is left with a strong finale, which the film provides nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I never said I didn't enjoy a pregnant whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 The last shot is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,495 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I agree with Stefancos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,538 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Of course you do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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