Koray Savas 2,254 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 In other news, the board is nearing its 1 millionth post. Who will it be?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 Too bad it won't be me and correspond with my 5000th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,707 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 This should be Spielberg's next movie projectThe tale of the self promoting spambot Fijika who eventually gained a conciousness and seached for a body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkissimo 1,974 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Fijika sounds Chinese... Wong Kar Wai should direct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,801 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 So...was the mystery solved?Wow that was a big blast! *cough, cough couhg* But I'm ok. I'm ok. I think I am ok... Wait up Glóin! I will help you to form this new forum as long as it is yours to form!So you were reborn to become....me?Um...no. There is only one Grey Moderator here! That is just my condition after a rowdy Saturday night or a nuke blast. Either way it gets a bit rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Um...no. There is only one Grey Moderator herewell Jason is starting to sport a few grey hairs in his beard these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,444 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 A few? He looks like a posh fucking Grizzly Adams mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 true, but doesnt he look happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,444 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 He has more hair nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Yes he does. It suits him. But I think he needs a lumberjack shirt and maybe somekind of hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,707 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 So do we have to destroy this Fylkja?Is she the one causing the site to be slow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Let's put it to the vote that in order to defeat the SPAMBOTS our Moderator Jason will be granted special executive powers....UNLIMITED POWER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted July 24, 2014 Author Share Posted July 24, 2014 We at JWFan are the world's last hope. The fulfillment of the prophecy. We're gonna save the world because we're the chosen ones. Evil has returned. Only one message board can stand in its way. And if we fail then the world as we know it and everything we love will be destroyed. It won't be easy. We'll face some obstacles at the beginning. Maybe meet someone old and wise (JW?) who will put us back on the right path. Maybe there's a girl who needs saving, but who then saves us in a refreshing twist on fictional gender roles, but who then ends up being a stock damsel in distress after all. Fylkja must be destroyed. *cue pounding drums and wailing choirs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodBoal 7,541 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 YEAH, LET'S DESTROY HER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 We shall send Bunnies of Doom! Wisecracking Raccoons! Kittens with AK47's! Dutchmen astride Frisian cows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK 3,308 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Hold on, if we are waging this war against the spambots, doesn't that put you out of the equation Stiff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 39,390 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 At some point I should probably just go ahead and prune all accounts with 0 posts, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,707 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 But seriously, could a program that keeps accessing it's own profile like this cause the MB to slow down? Is it similar to a virus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkissimo 1,974 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Blume needs to incorporate this into the next JWFan survivor series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,707 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 But what is it doing? What's it's purpose? It's not posting span. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 But seriously, could a program that keeps accessing it's own profile like this cause the MB to slow down? Is it similar to a virus?There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,254 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 We must kill it before it breeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,707 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 And why did a spambot take time to create a pretty elf avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 Blume needs to incorporate this into the next JWFan survivor series.Required worship of, and sacrifice to, the island-goddess Fylkja?I already have a volunteer for high priestess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,801 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 And why did a spambot take time to create a pretty elf avatar?Oh I recognized that woman in the avatar. She is the main female character Lagertha from the series Vikings played by Katheryn Winnick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 The plot thickens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,801 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Winnick has rather winning and memorable features, hence my instant recognition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,444 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 But what is it doing? What's it's purpose? It's not posting span.Dunno but the other day I accessed the site from a new browser and JWFan attempted to install something on my phone. Luckily the browser picked it up and asked if I wanted to block it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,424 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I once did it while listening to Cadillac of the Skies.Did you taste it in your mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mark 3,707 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Fylkija strikes again?http://steamed.kotaku.com/no-one-can-figure-out-whats-up-with-this-bizarre-steam-1682888186/+nathangrayson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 true, but doesnt he look happy?uhm drunk, high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 High on love for the man with the most popular posts ever! Honestly, the way he was laying it on me that night he could have been a gay person!Maybe you can persuade him to join your club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 no you keep him. we have enough crazies in the gay community Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Oh but look at him! He looks like he could be quite good at gay sex, though he would cry afterwards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,953 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 i just threw up in my mouth a little. Let him choose to be what he wants to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fylkja 0 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Missed me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 39,390 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The plot thickens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted February 22, 2016 Author Share Posted February 22, 2016 Â This still doesn't make sense. It actually makes less sense if it's a real account with a real person and not a spambot somehow self-generating its many profile views. Â Are there really that many people clicking on it because of the chick pic and feminine name (which by the way seems to be an Icelandic word meaning "rally")? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,254 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 JWFans are dirty pervs! Why do you think the sexy celebrity thread is the #1 most viewed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay 39,390 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I reckon if all the "What is the last score you listened to?" and "What is the last film you watched?" threads were merged together (they used to be locked every 100 pages), they'd have more views Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 No, because those don't have tits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK 3,308 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 This Fyljka enchantress is more powerful than we imagined. She will bring the downfall of JWFan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Mr. Big 4,739 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 3 hours ago, KK. said: She will bring the downfall of JWFan! Maybe that explains the recent JWFan outage. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 13 hours ago, KK. said: This Fyljka enchantress is more powerful than we imagined. She will bring the downfall of JWFan! Â That's women for ya.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016  Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightscape94 965 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 The greatest mystery of our time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,260 Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 Good day, gentlemen.  This is a prerecorded briefing, made prior to your login.  And which, for security reasons of the highest importance, has been known on-forum during the mission only by your STEF9000 computer.  Now that you are in Icelandic space, and the entire forum is revived, it can be told to you.   Fourteen months ago, the first evidence of intelligent life behind Fylkja was discovered.  It was buried on the third page of this thread five posts below the surface, near Joey.   Except for a single, very powerful, winky face aimed at JWFan, the four year old account has remained completely inert... its origin and purpose, still a total mystery.  Sharkissimo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 It's Steef...STEEF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,744 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,413 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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