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The Paining: Season 5 Discussion Thread (SPOILERS!)

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"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

Best pickup line ever.

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Say, baby, you want to listen to some Alexandre back at my place?

Works every time, Steef!

But I only have Godzilla

I hope you pull through all right. Have they determined the cause of the infection?

Thats why I will be admitted in a hospital. For tests.

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I hope you pull through all right. Have they determined the cause of the infection?

Hey a dentist! I remember one of my college friends had an undetected dental abscess that spread into the neck/spine.

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So if Steef ends up...you know...

Do you think he'll set it in his will that his post count estate be divided between us all?

How many posts do you think I'll get? Will Jay get 0 for harassing a disabled man over his typos?

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Never!

I do not need a brain to post here!

I think you are a dickhead.

Just in general, not for posting anything in particular.

He means well!

If I die I might select him to succeed me as Stefancos!

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Never!

I do not need a brain to post here!

I think you are a dickhead.

Just in general, not for posting anything in particular.

He means well!

If I die I might select him to succeed me as Stefancos!

Success!

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Post by Stefancos, additional posts by Blumenkohl and Lorne Balfw

I'll start programming a post sequencer. It'll take random words in the English language and combine them in automated, interesting ways. Then to add a touch of humanity, we'll actually have the posts typed out by real humans before they're submitted.

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Has hospital food gotten any better in the last 20 years?

No. The worst is when your roomie has an operation, only comes around in the later afternoon and has them bring his food at 10 at night, when you're already sleeping because of boredom and the lousy food, and the smell wakes you up. I think that was the one night I ordered painkillers to go back to sleep.

Anyway, good luck!

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