#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted May 30, 2016 Posted May 30, 2016 So, were you snipped shortly after birth, or still in mint condition?
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted May 30, 2016 Author Posted May 30, 2016 I'll put you down for a "Yes I am" then...
Wojo 2,458 Posted May 30, 2016 Posted May 30, 2016 Oh, I thought this was another one of your spam threads.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted May 30, 2016 Author Posted May 30, 2016 I've never made a SPAM thread!
Wojo 2,458 Posted May 30, 2016 Posted May 30, 2016 This one and the t-shirt one. I like the bird with the cactus.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted May 30, 2016 Author Posted May 30, 2016 Just wondering. And there's no new Williams score out this week
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,261 Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 Heartily chuckled when I saw this thread title. Great stuff.
Wojo 2,458 Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 I miss that host guy having his own show. Stephen Colbert needs taken out back and shot.
Popular Post Jay 44,378 Posted May 31, 2016 Popular Post Posted May 31, 2016 Craig Ferguson was the best and the only late night show I bothered watching in the last ~5 years or so (though I do like John Oliver now too) I think I heard he's returning to late night either this fall or next fall; I think he's going to keep doing both the Celebrity Name Game and History Channel shows he does too (neither of which I have seen) The on-air chemistry that developed between Ferguson and Josh Robert Thompson (Geoff Peterson and basically every other voice on the show) is the stuff of legends Wojo, mrbellamy and KK 3
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted May 31, 2016 Author Posted May 31, 2016 Jason can you please stay on topic? Thank you.
Sweeping Strings 3,100 Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 I am not. Still sporting my little, uh, 'rollneck sweater' down there.
Wojo 2,458 Posted May 31, 2016 Posted May 31, 2016 6 hours ago, Jay said: Craig Ferguson was the best and the only late night show I bothered watching in the last ~5 years or so (though I do like John Oliver now too) I think I heard he's returning to late night either this fall or next fall; I think he's going to keep doing both the Celebrity Name Game and History Channel shows he does too (neither of which I have seen) The on-air chemistry that developed between Ferguson and Josh Robert Thompson (Geoff Peterson and basically every other voice on the show) is the stuff of legends He did something with red nose day last week but I had no interest in the show concept.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted May 31, 2016 Author Posted May 31, 2016 11 minutes ago, Sweeping Strings said: I am not. Still sporting my little, uh, 'rollneck sweater' down there. A Turtleneck! Sweeping Strings and Jacck 2
Bespin Copilot 10,209 Posted June 1, 2016 Posted June 1, 2016 I always prefered circumcised guys. That little chewing gum that is pending... The glans that doesn't always comes out. That over-sensiblity... Nan Nan Nan...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted June 1, 2016 Author Posted June 1, 2016 I'm not hugely fussy when it comes to vag.
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,261 Posted June 1, 2016 Posted June 1, 2016 As long as it's aesthetically pleasing. But they're never the works of art that legs are.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted June 1, 2016 Author Posted June 1, 2016 Sometimes you come across a really nice looking one though. Nicely proportioned with the lips and clit just right.
Wojo 2,458 Posted June 1, 2016 Posted June 1, 2016 46 minutes ago, Stefancos said: Sometimes you come across a really nice looking one though. Oh I come across it all right...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted June 1, 2016 Author Posted June 1, 2016 So gorgeous it turned you impotent.
FBC Director 10,390 Posted June 1, 2016 Posted June 1, 2016 When I lost her, Drax Jr got depressed and had no desire to play anymore.
FBC Director 10,390 Posted June 1, 2016 Posted June 1, 2016 I'm counting on Mr Trump to win in November so she might work up the nerve to contact me. Because I've already texted her twice asking to work out this nonsense and she's pulled the silent treatment on me. Countin' on the Donald!
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted June 1, 2016 Author Posted June 1, 2016 I hope you are joking!
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,261 Posted June 1, 2016 Posted June 1, 2016 #makedraxserectionsgreatagain FBC Director 1
FBC Director 10,390 Posted June 2, 2016 Posted June 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Stefancos said: I hope you are joking! A joke is... a story with a humourous climax!
Wojo 2,458 Posted June 2, 2016 Posted June 2, 2016 If a Donald presidency will help you get laid, dear friend, I will do my part as a loyal Republican.
FBC Director 10,390 Posted June 2, 2016 Posted June 2, 2016 When we first met, liking the Donald made us really hot for one another. These days Jr has essentially recovered, but when I think about her, he gets excited, then I have to tell him that she's not coming back. "It's not you, she loved you! But it's just silly grown-up stuff keeping us apart".
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted June 2, 2016 Author Posted June 2, 2016 You need to get over Donald man! Find someone new. You know it's not gonna go anywhere!
FBC Director 10,390 Posted June 2, 2016 Posted June 2, 2016 She'll be back and she'll be sorry. She's newly single again anyway. I won't contact her though. I'm on a strict no contact regime.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted June 2, 2016 Author Posted June 2, 2016 She took out a restraining order against you?
FBC Director 10,390 Posted June 2, 2016 Posted June 2, 2016 No, she more likely did that to the guy who was before me. He was really agro. But after what she did to me, I've been on no contact for almost three months.
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 11,401 Posted June 2, 2016 Author Posted June 2, 2016 I see, you are playing hard to get?
FBC Director 10,390 Posted June 2, 2016 Posted June 2, 2016 Yep, that's the whole point of the No Contact rule.
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,261 Posted June 3, 2016 Posted June 3, 2016 You're as human as the next man.
Jacck 23 Posted June 3, 2016 Posted June 3, 2016 On 6/1/2016 at 11:01 AM, Bespin said: I always prefered circumcised guys. That little chewing gum that is pending... The glans that doesn't always comes out. That over-sensiblity... Nan Nan Nan... Well that's rather scrooge of you! On over-sensibility - that's quite funny 'cause I conceptualise those circumcised as under-sensitive! I must say though that I do prefer the visual aesthetics of a circumcised flaccid penis. *smokes pipe; looking out window* Bespin Copilot 1
Melange 448 Posted June 3, 2016 Posted June 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Jack said: *smokes pipe; looking out window* I would like to see a version of this scene on the subject............ "No matter how long you live, there is something that will never change between us. I still have my hoody...........and you don't" * Armand Assante left visually stunned by the stark reality of being circumcised * Jacck 1
KK 3,310 Posted June 3, 2016 Posted June 3, 2016 No. On 5/31/2016 at 8:48 AM, Jay said: Craig Ferguson was the best and the only late night show I bothered watching in the last ~5 years or so (though I do like John Oliver now too) I think I heard he's returning to late night either this fall or next fall; I think he's going to keep doing both the Celebrity Name Game and History Channel shows he does too (neither of which I have seen) The on-air chemistry that developed between Ferguson and Josh Robert Thompson (Geoff Peterson and basically every other voice on the show) is the stuff of legends Definitely. He's being wasted with those Celebrity Name Game and History Channel shows. He would have been great for the Late Show.
hornist 1,240 Posted June 3, 2016 Posted June 3, 2016 I'm not but I might try to do it by myself tonight. I have sharp scissors and a bottle of whiskey for anaesthesia.
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