The Big Man 7222 Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 I'm too weak. But my dick works fine now. Link to post Share on other sites
BLUMENKOHL 1044 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Þekþiþm said: I'm too weak. But my dick works fine now. That’s the point of progressive training. You start out below what you’re comfortable with. but suit yerself... Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 I doubt I could lift the bar. I'd need a weight made of helium. Link to post Share on other sites
BLUMENKOHL 1044 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Just now, Þekþiþm said: I doubt I could lift the bar. I'd need a weight made of helium. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 Just my cat. Link to post Share on other sites
BLUMENKOHL 1044 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Just now, Þekþiþm said: Just my cat. Sad. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, Blumenkohl said: Sad. Cats are life. Cats are love. The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BLUMENKOHL 1044 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 30 minutes ago, Þekþiþm said: Cats are life. Cats are love. I’ve got three. They’re pretty cool. I may get more for the farm. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 I have 14. Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4700 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Þekþiþm said: ...my dick works fine now. Love to prove that, wouldn't you; get your name into the National Geographic. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 I've had a fungal infection in my groin and I've been applying some anti-fungal cream down there. Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 4093 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Is this really the first post in pandemic times in the hypochondria thread? Surely some more people have hypochondria now that the plague is upon us! Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 6298 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I'm burned out. Does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4700 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly. Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 6298 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I know. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 My fungus infected bits are really getting sore. I've heard fungus is airborne, but there's no lockdown for it! Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 6298 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Just keep your willy in your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 It's probably yeast. They make beer from this stuff. I'll be growing mushrooms outta me dick. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeinAR 1407 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Were you the guy bitten by the bullshark? Link to post Share on other sites
Jay 18373 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I dated a hypochondriac once, or even worse actually she made up illnesses she didn't actually have. For attention basically Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 6298 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 I hope the end of that story isn't "and now she's my wife". Link to post Share on other sites
Jay 18373 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 She actually moved on from me to one of my friends, so I still had to see her around for a while, then they eventually broke up, and then she came out as lesbian and only dates ladies now JoeinAR and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Wojo 2407 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Cool, another respectable bloke who dated a now-lesbian. I don't think I turned her gay... I just didn't do enough to convince her to be hetero. Link to post Share on other sites
Jay 18373 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Well, she was certainly not straight while we were dating, which was nice Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 4093 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 https://giphy.com/gifs/transparent-jay-z-oh-snap-Ka6YsVjFNlFMQ Jay 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JoeinAR 1407 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, The Big Man said: My fungus infected bits are really getting sore. I've heard fungus is airborne, but there's no lockdown for it! Did you inject it trying to get high. Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 6298 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Let's hope he doesn't inject it into anything. Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4700 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 2 hours ago, Jay said: I dated a hypochondriac once, or even worse actually she made up illnesses she didn't actually have. For attention basically Was her name Munchausen? Link to post Share on other sites
Jay 18373 Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 No but her roommate feinted once (for real) and a few days later she fake feinted in the kitchen, obvious because she braced herself for impact with the floor Later that same roommate invented an ear condition she didn't actually have, and sure enough a few days later she suddenly had the same ear problem.... Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 Oh god I hope I don't have genital herpes... Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted January 16 Author Share Posted January 16 What does it mean when I have so much flatulence, I can't even breathe in bed? It stinks like crazy! Link to post Share on other sites
Bespin 4239 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 In my case Soya makes me fart a lot. Well, that's the life of a vegetarian, having flatulences like a cow. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted January 16 Author Share Posted January 16 You must stink, real bad Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6201 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 I don't eat meat and I don't have bad gas, although my morning dumps resemble the triceratops shit from Jurassic Park. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted January 17 Author Share Posted January 17 You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything! Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 The fungus has spread to my belly button Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 6298 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Unfollowed. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 My STI results came in... all negative! Thank fuck. I was terrified there, as I was a bit naughty one time in 2016 and another time in 2019 but never bothered to check. I just deleted all my dating apps because I can't do this anxiety all over again. Results say my cholesterol has shot up a bit though. I'd say due to this keto diet I've been on, which mind you, has led to a 13kg weight loss over the last seven months. Maybe too much eggs and cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
Bellosh 767 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Has covid exacerbated your hypochondria? Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 No Bellosh 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Bellosh 767 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Glad to hear. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 Terrified of HIV and Hepatitis though. Wear ya rubbers, folks! Even if ya sheila doesn't want you to. Link to post Share on other sites
Bellosh 767 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 i see ya brought your rubbers, chief. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 I just had a Hep-B jab. Gotta get another one in a month and another in six months. Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6201 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Here lies the body of Jerry D. Died at the age of 103. For fifteen years he kept his erections. Not a big fan of recent elections. The Big Man 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7222 Posted February 5 Author Share Posted February 5 Colourful, wasn't he? Link to post Share on other sites
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mstrox 4093 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Looks like you're functioning at mstrox levels Link to post Share on other sites
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