mstrox 3840 Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 13 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: ...and a full-bodied red. Yum. SteveMc and Naïve Old Fart 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 I am, currently, at home, and enjoying a well-earned cream doughnut, after a fulfilling day's work. #lifeisgood Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 cream filled is the best donut, u r all right by moi Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Thank you, my good man Link to post Share on other sites
SteveMc 2178 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Cream filled donuts.... Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Well, the nice weather has arrived, and it's warm enough to strip off, and wear shorts, trunks, or even nothing (my preferred method of keeping cool, on a hot day), around the home. Long may Summer continue. Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted June 16 Author Share Posted June 16 lo in these pandemic days, we lose the chance to wear nothing amongst the community Link to post Share on other sites
SteveMc 2178 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 'Tis is indeed a terrible time to be a streaking aficionado. Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted June 17 Author Share Posted June 17 id imagine mr richard kimble ended up doing some significant time for escaping police custody and being the subject of a nationwide manhunt, even though he didnt kill his wife Link to post Share on other sites
SteveMc 2178 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Bill Clinton would have pardoned him Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted June 25 Author Share Posted June 25 what regional gas station sandwich sale do u prefer: hoagiefest or harry potter? Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Wojo 2376 Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 57 minutes ago, mstrox said: what regional gas station sandwich sale do u prefer: hoagiefest or harry potter? Once I found a harry potter in one half of my Sheetz hoagie. I plucked it out and ate that half. Then I needed to remove the rest of it from the other half. mstrox 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BLUMENKOHL 1035 Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 On 6/10/2020 at 11:08 AM, mstrox said: cream filled is the best donut, u r all right by moi Chocolate cream filled. With powdered sugar on the outside. mstrox 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted June 25 Author Share Posted June 25 im a white crème glazed fella myself, but i am a supporter of all the crème arts BLUMENKOHL 1 Link to post Share on other sites
BLUMENKOHL 1035 Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 49 minutes ago, mstrox said: im a white crème glazed fella myself, but i am a supporter of all the crème arts That’s my go to if the other isn’t available. I don’t like the yellow cream that has the consistency of vanilla pudding. Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 I'm confused. Are we talking about skin color or donuts? Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 The yellow donut, or the darker one? Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Well, it's official, guys: the ejits have landed on the islands. Big fucking motorhomes everywhere, cyclists two abreast (it's against the fucking law!), and stupid fuckers who don't know the rules of single track driving. Today, I got stuck behind some Hyundai doing 38 miles per hour, in a 60 zone. As per the rules, I came up close behind, and flashed my lights. Nothing. This went on for five minutes. Eventually the chump pulled into a passing place, and let me overtake. There are great big, fucking big posters at every fucking port to and from the islands instructing visitors on how to drive, up here. Are people blind?! Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted July 17 Author Share Posted July 17 they should get it together, thats my opinion Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 It really wouldn't hurt to read the rules of the islands roads, before setting off. We have very little 2-track road, up here. The idea was to have two-way traffic, from the Butt of Lewis, to Barra, but the council ran out of money. Instead, on the lower islands, we have 80% single track which has to carry all of the islanders' traffic (including cars, taxis, farming vehicles, and emergency services, plus haulage, post, and food deliveries), and all the tourists. When I'm trying to get from one end of the islands to the other as fast as I can, I don't need to get stuck behind some stupid bell end pootling along at snails pace. Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 I haven't seen any new nipple pics lately, Mike. Are you OK? Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted July 29 Author Share Posted July 29 unfortunately they've been amputated Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 I'm not surprised someone stole those beauties! mstrox 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 Fucking hell. My boss is a stone-cold cunt. Every encounter with this (insert appropriate noun, here) leaves me humiliated, belittled, and depressed. It's got to the point where I expect to have a new one torn, on a daily basis. It's so bad I don't even know which asshole to shit out of, any more. Anyway, how was your day? Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted August 14 Author Share Posted August 14 sorry to hear that richard! my typical advice would encourage looking elsewhere on the side so that u have an escape plan, but i know how small your area is and how hard it is to find work in 2020 anyway. rough rough rough. ive been feeling a bit fatiguey over the past few weeks - worsening after a few months of pretty good non-fatigue, which had followed a few months of fairly profound fatigue after our viral illness in march. anxiety has crept up along with that. who knows man Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 Just give me a heads up, and I'll send more brown cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Today, while talking with some friends, I used the word "senile". I've used that word many rimes before, but today was the first time that I'd used it to refer to myself. I'm turning into part of my collection. I really am growing old. Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 What did you call yourself now again? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 I called myself "fuck you", that's what. Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 WTF? Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Now...er...what was I saying? Yeah, that's right; today, while talking with some friends... Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Gotcha! You're clearly not senile! Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted September 26 Author Share Posted September 26 ur never old if ur young at heart mate Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Ok. I remembered where I left my car keys, the other day. I'm not senile. Phew! Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted October 4 Share Posted October 4 But where did you leave your car? Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted October 4 Share Posted October 4 Oh, that's easy. I can see my car from my bedroom window. Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Its 7:36am, and sun is just starting to come up. I really dislike Autumn/Winter, up here. Link to post Share on other sites
The Illustrious Jerry 2774 Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 Just checking in to the mstrox with a quick hello and (potentially) early Thanksgiving greetings from me and mine to you and yours, whether you are celebrating this weekend or later in November (most likely the latter for most members). Being situated in Canada of course, today is our day of festivities, and we will be having *some* family over, all packed up in sweaters for an outdoor visit of sorts, as we did our big dinner evening last. On top of that, went for a lovely hike yesterday morn and can confirm that autumn is reaching its peak where I am. Here are some pics of the foliage: Good will and cheers twice over to everyone! Naïve Old Fart and SteveMc 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 Where's Jerry? Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4479 Posted October 12 Share Posted October 12 I miss Fall. There's no change of seasons, up here. I'm looking out my window in mid-October, but it could easily be February, or April, or July. I miss Fall. Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted October 13 Author Share Posted October 13 happy thanksgiving jerry, from one turkey to another. fall seems to just barely be hitting our trees now, down here. gotta love the fall, bay beee been watching halloween/spooky stuff since september, by ourselves and with our kid. some middling and bad movies, some pretty good ones. although i will go to the death defining the movie as a christmas movie and explicitly not a halloween movie, we did indeed watch the nightmare before christmas last night. The Illustrious Jerry and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Disco Stu 10171 Posted October 13 Popular Post Share Posted October 13 Down in central Virginia, leaves don't really change until late October into November, but my Dogwood trees are always the first to turn. Holko, Naïve Old Fart and SteveMc 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Jay 16854 Posted October 13 Share Posted October 13 We had a nice dogwood tree in our front yard when we bought our house and moved and I was so happy to have it, but then it seemed to never do really well or get any bigger at all, and eventually we learned the previous owners knicked it with a weed wacker deep enough to effective stunt its growth forever and we'll probably have to replace it Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Stu 10171 Posted October 13 Share Posted October 13 State tree and flower of Virginia! *salutes* We've got 6 Dogwoods on our 0.67 acres that all seem to be doing pretty well. Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted October 13 Author Share Posted October 13 we have some ornamental bushes and an enormous spiny holly tree, but no deciduous trees on our yard. our neighbors' trees do slightly overhang our back yard, but never enough that i have to rake. i just mow over the suckas Link to post Share on other sites
Jay 16854 Posted October 13 Share Posted October 13 Dogwoods are awesome, we don't have any beyond the stunted one. We have some amazing, huge oaks and maples, but the bulk of our property is unfortunately pine trees, which doesn't sound like a problem at first until you realize A> how freaking many pine needles fall of those things every year and B> how freaking weak the branches are, so tons break off and fall down with every storm Link to post Share on other sites
Disco Stu 10171 Posted October 13 Share Posted October 13 Yeah we have a couple of super tall pine trees and it's always unnerving watching them sway back and forth wildly in storms. Weak trees! Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 5739 Posted October 13 Share Posted October 13 They need to man up! Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 3840 Posted October 14 Author Share Posted October 14 well, im back Link to post Share on other sites
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