John Dutton 7,207 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Everywhere I go, my eyes are just drawn to jugs. It doesn't help that the women in southern California are frequently well endowed (naturally or not) and wearing tight, skimpy clothing. I try to conceal my eyes with sunglasses, but I feel like they can still tell and I just look like a pervert as we come around the switchbacks in line for The Haunted Mansion at Disneyland and it's boobies galore all around me. Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I've always had a terrible problem with this. I try so hard not to look, but they're persistently daring me by wearing revealing, low-cut tops and making lusty eyes at me. But I just know if I look, they'll scream that I'm a perv, but if I look away, they'll dismiss me as a poof. I can't win. Jacck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,207 Posted June 13, 2017 Author Share Posted June 13, 2017 Even when I'm talking to a woman with nice breasts and making eye (to eye) contact, my eyes are trying their darndest to look down. Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Women do nothing but maliciously tease us with their beautiful, big tits. They know we're weak and we'll crawl over broken glass just for a glimpse of their treasure chests. It's the continual struggle in our daily pursuit of becoming a man. A manly man. Jacck and John Dutton 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cerebral Cortex 3,358 Posted June 13, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted June 13, 2017 I think I'm going to take a break from JWFan for a while... Sharkissimo, A. A. Ron, A24 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,236 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 To stare at women's breasts? Â And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? John Dutton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 John Dutton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicist 4,647 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Tits and pussy are up for grabs. Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,362 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Jesus Christ! Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,207 Posted June 13, 2017 Author Share Posted June 13, 2017 Now that I have to wear eyeglasses, I won't be able to conceal my eyes with shades. They're going to know. Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Get those glasses that go dark in sunlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Congratulations, you're normal. A bit pervy, but maybe you can learn subtlety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 He's a peeping tom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,362 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Quintus said: Congratulations, you're normal. A bit pervy, but maybe you can learn subtlety.  Biggest attention whore save for Drax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 I'm too shy for attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,362 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Not here and on Facebook mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Â Â John Dutton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,207 Posted June 16, 2017 Author Share Posted June 16, 2017 This is how I feel like I look in public. Â Mitth'raw'nuorodo and Unlucky Bastard 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,501 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 John Dutton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,207 Posted June 16, 2017 Author Share Posted June 16, 2017 I wish I looked that cool and desirable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,501 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Cerebral Cortex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dutton 7,207 Posted June 16, 2017 Author Share Posted June 16, 2017 Okay, not like that. Up until around 2002-ish (?), Leo still looked like he did in Titanic. Then he was suddenly bloated and bearded and off-model with bad hair to boot. We've been stuck with that version ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 He became some Marlon Brando wannabe. And all that climate change garbage has done something to his brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,512 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Maybe he developed a brain because 'appearance' and 'adolescent love stories on boats' became less important to him. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 That adolescent love story on a boat was better than anything he did afterward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,512 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Only if you're a teenage girl, a grandma or a feminine man, Drax.   Nah, Leo went from adolescent boyish things to doing more manly stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Yeah but was he ever again root-Kate-Winslet-in-the-back-seat-of-a-car-in-the-cargo-hold-of-the-Titanic manly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,501 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I love Titanic but DiCaprio is definitely a much better actor now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 On 2017-6-13 at 10:56 AM, Sally Spectra said: Oh I'm only just starting to open up to you.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     My wife wears camisoles like this as pyjamas, it's downright pornographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Margaret has the most gorgeous big tits on YouTube. And she's a Trump fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,512 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 51 minutes ago, Disco Stu said: I love Titanic ... Â You do?! Then you're most likely a direct descendant from the breast-staring Drax clan. Â Â Â Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I believe you are blushing, Mr Big Artiste. Can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,501 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I love Titanic first and foremost for Kate Winslet's performance. Â Everyone else in that movie is just there to support her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,229 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 ...and the likes of Frances Fisher, Bernard Hill, David Warner, Billy Zane, Eric Braeden, Victor Garber, Cathy Bates, Jonathan Hyde, and Martin Jarvis do a great job. There's only one weak link, in TITANIC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,362 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Don't you dare insult Horner! Don't you dare it! Bilbo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Horner, who is he? Is he a passenger? John Dutton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,229 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I have absolutely no problem with staring at women's breasts. The women, on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Anyone else have a serious problem being addicted to porn where women's breasts are the main plot focus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Last month it was pornographic sexual violence; this time it's boobs. You're quite the fickle viewer aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,362 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Soon i'll need unsimulated anal gape cumswap pissing bukkake gagging rape to get me off. The normal stuff is just not doing it for me anymore. Wojo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,501 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Chrissakes Stefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,362 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,501 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I didn't particularly want to read the words "unsimulated anal gape" this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,229 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Stefancos said: unsimulated anal gape cumswap pissing bukkake gagging rape  I want to look-up the meaning of this, but I'm scared that the internet police (or even the real ones) will come (no pun intended) and knock on my door. Having said that: coffee-snortingly funny, and the best post I've read today! Wojo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,362 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, Disco Stu said: I didn't particularly want to read the words "unsimulated anal gape" this morning.  Yet you visited a boob themed thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Quintus said: Last month it was pornographic sexual violence; this time it's boobs. You're quite the fickle viewer aren't you. Â Wait, what, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,408 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Oh sorry mate, all the name changes mean I get you and Justin mixed-up a lot. John Dutton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu 15,501 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stefancos said:  Yet you visited a boob themed thread?  I don't think that's a natural progression.  But fair point, clicking a Drax/ET&Me thread is always a gamble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,362 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Never ever safe for work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 8,479 Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Anyone else remember that boob gif that used to do the rounds here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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