Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Star Wars is not the only subject of this forum, com'on!!! bollemanneke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,288 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Yes, I manscape. Bespin Copilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Its been a while, and now its started to grow back. The trouble is, it's rather coarse, and the last time my girlfriend was down there, she asked me if my bollocks were made of Brillo Pads! It's nice to keep it trimmed, but I understand the advantage of having hair - especially when going commando! Bespin Copilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted March 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Richard said: it's rather coarse And rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. A. A. Ron, Director of Poltergeist, Naïve Old Fart and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 That's what she said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 While I like everything soft and smooth as much as the next guy, I typically let my body hair grow. I've trimmed it many times in the past, but this a battle I do not think that we can win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 The trimming is a diversion. The razor must draw the pube army away from the genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 For women it's a bit different. Its a small exhaust port, right below the main port. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 That's impossible! Even for a clipper! A. A. Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,458 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Well it's not impossible, I used to shave womp rats in my T-16 back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Woj said: Well it's not impossible, I used to shave womp rats in my T-16 back home. A. A. Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Mine looks like a sundial right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Margo Channing said: The trimming is a diversion. The razor must draw the pube army away from the genitals. A well-conceived plan. However, there's great risk. The razors may penetrate the genitals. And there's an even bigger danger. If the pubes regrow, they will return with unbearable itching. Lady Dimitrescu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 57 minutes ago, Stefancos said: Mine looks like a sundial right now. TMI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koray Savas 2,256 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I can’t even fathom never doing anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Smooth as an Android's bottom, eh, Data? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,261 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 I've never done anything. Never had any complaints either. 4 minutes ago, Philippe Roaché said: Smooth as an Android's bottom, eh, Data? Did she change her pubic hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkgyver 1,647 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 That's it, I need to leave this forum alone. Not Mr. Big 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted March 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2018 If only you would. Not Mr. Big, Bespin Copilot and Bilbo 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 Very deceived by the participation rate. I wanted to start another poll asking "Are you happy with the shoe size you wear?" and giving some answer choices like "I would take some inches more" or "Honestly, It's a little too much to be convenient". I will restrain myself, bunch of stuck up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,954 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 To what degree? Smooth as an android's bottom eh Data? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Parker 3,048 Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, JoeinAR said: Smooth as an android's bottom eh Data? Hahaha! That's a funny quote, Joey! JoeinAR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fancyarcher 351 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I think I thought about cutting it once, and then just gave up two seconds in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,458 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I used to use scissors to trim it, but that was difficult. So now I just use a regular razor, dry, and taking it slowly, it's not a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 14 hours ago, TGP said: I've never done anything. Never had any complaints either. Did she change her pubic hair? Hadn't noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 I shaved my shaft and balls today. Always freaks me out to use my clippers in that region, but I was very careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 They have salons for that sort of thing but I don't want some stranger handling me bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Are you joking?! I'd pay some stranger to handle my bits! Bilbo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Depends on the stranger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,705 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 It's in with my other weekly man preening rigmaroles now. Sunday mornings is shave head, clip beard and trim nether regions. I'm quite quick at it all now, but it's the one day of the week where I'm in the bathroom longer than the females in my household. My missus appreciates the effort though (she's another one who has been informed by porn as to what the expectation is for public hair in 2020). The extra width on this makes the whole regime doable in half the time of regular clippers. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 "Public" hair, Lee? Actually, that could work! Mine's due to be done this afternoon. I don't know about anyone else, but I find the whole area far more pleasing, aesthetically, once it's clean-shaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Until a day later when it becomes like sandpaper in your groin. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,705 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Yeah, I don't go that close. I know that with enough razor shaves one's skin eventually gets used to it and adapts (mine does anyway), but I stick to a very short trim for speed and to avoid sensitivity and breakouts later. Does the trick, plus no woman really wants to see a completely bald dick and balls on a bloke. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 I hear what you're saying Lee, but I'd prefer not to have two round, pink Brillo Pads. The thought of putting the clippers on my nether parts, is...unbearable. 4 hours ago, The Big Man said: Until a day later when it becomes like sandpaper in your groin. Mine take approximately two weeks to become like sandpaper, so I don't need to do them often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,858 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I'm just glad it somehow miraculously knows the optimum length to stop growing at. Although I guess if it didn't, you could keep your legs warm with it in winter. Naïve Old Fart and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Anyone else play with ya doodle when ya bored? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Well, it's started to feel like Action Man with realistic hair, downstairs. Time for a Yuletide scrape, methinks. Bespin Copilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 I need to shave my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Yes of course, especially when I have to perform on porn shoots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 I've heard that some ASMR girls have turned to doing porn because YouTube doesn't pay enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 I suppose you can only seductively whisper into the mic and light matches so many times before you have to go out and get a real job. Whatever will all these loser Millennial and Gen Z "Influencers" do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted December 27, 2020 Author Share Posted December 27, 2020 They mostly influence on their Onlyfans account. Do you have one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 I'm on OnlyFans as The Gayble Guy. I make thousands doing videos of myself climbing up on the pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 I have one where you can watch me taking painkillers all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 I used to have one, where you can watch me work double shifts. It's called 12 HOURS A SLAVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Why is leering at tits and ass now banned here but we can talk about shaving our balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Good question. Daddy? Lady Dimitrescu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,858 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 8 hours ago, The Big Man said: Why is leering at tits and ass now banned here but we can talk about shaving our balls? Because the former is judged to be far too horrible and sexist for this *fantastic* world of woke we now inhabit, whereas the latter isn't. Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Shaving pubic here, comparing our dumps to movie titles, how you're getting drunk, whatever crap Bespin comes up with when he's hammered. Just no talk of boobies! How icky! Lady Dimitrescu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted December 28, 2020 Author Share Posted December 28, 2020 Whaaat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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