Do you trim your pubic hair?

[Bespin Copilot 10,898]

Star Wars is not the only subject of this forum, com'on!!!

[Ollie 1,376]

Yes, I manscape. 

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

Its been a while, and now its started to grow back. The trouble is, it's rather coarse, and the last time my girlfriend was down there, she asked me if my bollocks were made of Brillo Pads!

It's nice to keep it trimmed, but I understand the advantage of having hair - especially when going commando! 

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

3 minutes ago, Richard said:

it's rather coarse

 

And rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

That's what she said! 

[Xander Harris 9,808]

While I like everything soft and smooth as much as the next guy, I typically let my body hair grow. I've trimmed it many times in the past, but this a battle I do not think that we can win.

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

The trimming is a diversion. The razor must draw the pube army away from the genitals.

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

For women it's a bit different. Its a small exhaust port, right below the main port.

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

That's impossible! Even for a clipper!

[Wojo 2,458]

Well it's not impossible, I used to shave womp rats in my T-16 back home. 

[Bespin Copilot 10,898]

7 minutes ago, Woj said:

Well it's not impossible, I used to shave womp rats in my T-16 back home. 

 

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,648]

Mine looks like a sundial right now.

[Xander Harris 9,808]

1 hour ago, Margo Channing said:

The trimming is a diversion. The razor must draw the pube army away from the genitals.

 

A well-conceived plan. However, there's great risk. The razors may penetrate the genitals.

 

And there's an even bigger danger. If the pubes regrow, they will return with unbearable itching.

[Bespin Copilot 10,898]

57 minutes ago, Stefancos said:

Mine looks like a sundial right now.

 

TMI? 

[Koray Savas 2,260]

I can’t even fathom never doing anything.

[Xander Harris 9,808]

Smooth as an Android's bottom, eh, Data?

[Code 000. Destruct. 0. 4,263]

I've never done anything.  Never had any complaints either.

 

4 minutes ago, Philippe Roaché said:

Smooth as an Android's bottom, eh, Data?

 

Did she change her pubic hair?

[gkgyver 1,647]

That's it, I need to leave this forum alone. 

[#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 12,648]

If only you would.

[Bespin Copilot 10,898]

Very deceived by the participation rate.

 

I wanted to start another poll asking "Are you happy with the shoe size you wear?" and giving some answer choices like "I would take some inches more" or "Honestly, It's a little too much to be convenient".

 

I will restrain myself, bunch of stuck up! 

 

 

[JoeinAR 1,957]

To what degree? 

 

Smooth as an android's bottom eh Data? 

[Nick Parker 3,049]

1 hour ago, JoeinAR said:

Smooth as an android's bottom eh Data? 

 

Hahaha! That's a funny quote, Joey!

[Fancyarcher 351]

I think I thought about cutting it once, and then just gave up two seconds in.

[Wojo 2,458]

I used to use scissors to trim it, but that was difficult. So now I just use a regular razor, dry, and taking it slowly, it's not a problem. 

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

14 hours ago, TGP said:

I've never done anything.  Never had any complaints either.

 

 

Did she change her pubic hair?

 

Hadn't noticed.

[Xander Harris 9,808]

I shaved my shaft and balls today. Always freaks me out to use my clippers in that region, but I was very careful. 

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

They have salons for that sort of thing but I don't want some stranger handling me bits.

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

Are you joking?! I'd pay some stranger to handle my bits!

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

Depends on the stranger...

[Quintus 6,651]

It's in with my other weekly man preening rigmaroles now. Sunday mornings is shave head, clip beard and trim nether regions. I'm quite quick at it all now, but it's the one day of the week where I'm in the bathroom longer than the females in my household. My missus appreciates the effort though (she's another one who has been informed by porn as to what the expectation is for public hair in 2020).

 

 

The extra width on this makes the whole regime doable in half the time of regular clippers.

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

"Public" hair, Lee? Actually, that could work! 

 

Mine's due to be done this afternoon. I don't know about anyone else, but I find the whole area far more pleasing, aesthetically, once it's clean-shaven.

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

Until a day later when it becomes like sandpaper in your groin.

[Quintus 6,651]

Yeah, I don't go that close. I know that with enough razor shaves one's skin eventually gets used to it and adapts (mine does anyway), but I stick to a very short trim for speed and to avoid sensitivity and breakouts later. Does the trick, plus no woman really wants to see a completely bald dick and balls on a bloke. 

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

I hear what you're saying Lee, but I'd prefer not to have two round, pink Brillo Pads. The thought of putting the clippers on my nether parts, is...unbearable.

 

4 hours ago, The Big Man said:

Until a day later when it becomes like sandpaper in your groin.

Mine take approximately two weeks to become like sandpaper, so I don't need to do them often.

[Sweeping Strings 3,485]

I'm just glad it somehow miraculously knows the optimum length to stop growing at. Although I guess if it didn't, you could keep your legs warm with it in winter.   

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

Anyone else play with ya doodle when ya bored?

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

Well, it's started to feel like Action Man with realistic hair, downstairs. Time for a Yuletide scrape, methinks.

[Xander Harris 9,808]

I need to shave my ass

[theMaestraX 106]

Yes of course, especially when I have to perform on porn shoots!

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

I've heard that some ASMR girls have turned to doing porn because YouTube doesn't pay enough.

[Xander Harris 9,808]

I suppose you can only seductively whisper into the mic and light matches so many times before you have to go out and get a real job. Whatever will all these loser Millennial and Gen Z "Influencers" do?

[Bespin Copilot 10,898]

They mostly influence on their Onlyfans account. Do you have one?

[Xander Harris 9,808]

I'm on OnlyFans as The Gayble Guy. I make thousands doing videos of myself climbing up on the pole.

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

I have one where you can watch me taking painkillers all day long.

[Naïve Old Fart 13,221]

I used to have one, where you can watch me work double shifts.

It's called 12 HOURS A SLAVE.

[Armenian Money Train 11,254]

Why is leering at tits and ass now banned here but we can talk about shaving our balls?

[Xander Harris 9,808]

Good question. Daddy?

[Sweeping Strings 3,485]

8 hours ago, The Big Man said:

Why is leering at tits and ass now banned here but we can talk about shaving our balls?

Because the former is judged to be far too horrible and sexist for this *fantastic* world of woke we now inhabit, whereas the latter isn't. 

Or something. 

[Xander Harris 9,808]

Shaving pubic here, comparing our dumps to movie titles, how you're getting drunk, whatever crap Bespin comes up with when he's hammered. Just no talk of boobies! How icky!

[Bespin Copilot 10,898]

Whaaat?