Sweeping Strings 2,858 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 They couldn't even be bothered digging out an uncut copy for night-time broadcast? Wow, that's lazy. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 5,067 Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 8 hours ago, Sweeping Strings said: They couldn't even be bothered digging out an uncut copy for night-time broadcast? Wow, that's lazy. I think they just find it easier now to cover their butts completely for the small but vocal group of perpetually offended viewers, who ruin it for everyone. The joke is that your brain automatically fills in the "offensive" words, so it's all for naught. Sweeping Strings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 I haven't had my Crimbo deforest, yet, but... I had a lovely shave, today, and I did my eyebrows. Unfortunately, I used the "close" setting, on the mini-clippers, so they looked stupid I ended up shaving them both off. Ah, well, I'm not back to work for another week, so, they'll grow back. (formerly NOF) Bespin Copilot and Mr. Hooper 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted January 26, 2024 Share Posted January 26, 2024 I had a New Year's shave. I don't know what the fuss is about. If a woman says that she shaves her lady garden, no-one bats an eyelid. If a man says that he likes a smooth cock and balls, he gets made fun of. Come on, were all grown-ups, here. Anyway, it feels good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstrox 7,211 Posted January 30, 2024 Share Posted January 30, 2024 I said the same thing at work, but all it did was get me fired! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Mr. Big 4,815 Posted May 21, 2024 Share Posted May 21, 2024 You gotta be insane not to at least use scissors down there. A definite no on razors though. I'll take the possibility of a cut vs the guarantee of razor burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 5,067 Posted May 21, 2024 Share Posted May 21, 2024 53 minutes ago, Not Mr. Big said: You gotta be insane not to at least use scissors down there. A definite no on razors though. I'll take the possibility of a cut vs the guarantee of razor burn I'm pretty careful with the scissors, and I still managed to snip the ol' paper bag. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Careful not to cut your doodles off, fellas. Or at least don't nick ya dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted May 22, 2024 Author Share Posted May 22, 2024 WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 5,067 Posted May 22, 2024 Share Posted May 22, 2024 Would you trust him to groom you? He did a great job on that dog. Bespin Copilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 I did a little New Year's manscaping, yesterday. Hot damn if it doesn't feel good! Smooth as a android's bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,858 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Android's bottom, eh? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Pics or it didn't happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 "Pics" my ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Probably needs a wide-screen camera Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Director of Poltergeist 8,100 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 I shave my torso every week. My public area gets a shave every few weeks. I'll probably hit it tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dimitrescu 9,858 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 I've stopped bothering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 My pubes are the most ginger parts of my body hair nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,705 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 8 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: I did a little New Year's manscaping, yesterday. Hot damn if it doesn't feel good! Smooth as a android's bottom How come you tell us this but never the kids in your school? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 He probably did once, thats why he had to move to Scotland Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 hour ago, Quintus said: How come you tell us this but never the kids in your school? Because I would get fired, and put on a sex offender's register! I tell JWfan a lot of things that I don't tell either my friends or family (or the kids in my school!). 1 hour ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: Probably needs a wide-screen cameral If you're going to take a picture of me naked, you're going to need a very long lens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,705 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 2 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "Pics" my ass! Who does? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Excessive body hair "shaping" is a non Priority of you're 47 and settled. Just shower most days. And have shave once a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 5,067 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 28 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: If you're going to take a picture of me naked, you're going to need a very long lens I found out that "long lens" meant a lens that magnified the size of an object after seeing Batman '89 and hearing reporter Alexander Knox's self-denigrating joke—which failed to impress Vicki Vale. lol Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 The best women like a bit of unkept! As long as you shower. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 5,067 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Yeah, they like to hear jungle sounds down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 14 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Hmm... How old are you now? If you have a cock, gainful employment you're prime dating material. Its probably time wasted on hating modern Doctor Who, bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 2 hours ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: How old are you now? I'm old enough to know better, and young enough not to care. 2 hours ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: If you have a cock... ... which I do... 2 hours ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: ... gaininful employment... ... which I also do... 2 hours ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: ... you're prime dating material. I've had a trouble making that work. 2 hours ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: Its probably time wasted on hating modern Doctor Who, bro? Who says I hate modern DW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 My pubes are the only bit of my body hair thats as ginger as it ever was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 11 minutes ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: My pubes are the only bit of my body hair thats as ginger as it ever was. At least your pubes are still bringing the heat, shame the rest of you couldn't keep up, just like your posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Now you're getting nasty! Knowing you its probably just the alcohol talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 Well, you know me, just a little alcohol and suddenly I'm the forum's sass queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Better sass Queen than ass Queen, i guess? Bespin Copilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 10,482 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Don't forget choosing a name for your little friend after you finish folks! On 15/12/2023 at 11:09 AM, Edmilson said: After trimming the bushes, I think you should give your lil' buddy an impressive and manly name to make your partner even more impressed. And be creative, no lazy overused stuff like "dick" or "cock". Some suggestions: Baby maker; Big Jake the one-eyed snake; Big Jim and the Twins; Captain Howdy; Captain Kirk; Captain; Chancellor Palpatine; Charlie Russel the One-Eyed Muscle; Choad; Cock-a-saurus Rex Crimson Darth Vader; Danger Mouse; Dirk Diggler; Dr. Feelgood; Dr. Wang; Excalibur; Executive staff member; Incredible bulk; Ivan the Terrible; Joy stick; King Dong; Krull the Warrior King; Magic Mike; Magic Wand; Mr. Friendly; Mr. Happy Mr. Johnson; Oh Captain My Captain Oliver Twist; Otis Deepthroatis; Pennis the Menace; Pink Floyd; Purple-Helmeted Soldier of Love; Purple-Helmeted Spartan of Love; Sergeant Stiffy; The Caped Crusader (if you're not circumcised, if you are, then The Capped Crusader); The Punisher; The third leg; Uncle Richard; Uncle Rod; Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener; Weapon of Ass Destruction; Wife's best friend ("wife" can also be replaced by "girlfriend") Womb raider; Woody; etc. Need more options? Here's some more potential names for your junk! Cervix Crusader Cheeky Monkey Choad Clam Hammer Dingus Dinky Edward Norton in "American History X" Fat Kidney Furry Snake Gash Mallet Groin Gouger John Thomas Joystick Lincoln Log Love muscle Love rod Love worm Magic Pipe Mr. President Mr. Sniffles Mutton Dagger My Best Friend One-eyed monster Peacemaker Peen Peener Peeper Pink Tractor Beam Piss Pump Pleasure Machine Plonker Pork Whistle Puff the One-Eyed Dragon Purple Pneumatic Drill Rolling Pin Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel Satan Scepter Schlort Shrinky Dink Sin Stick Sludge Pump Spitting Cobra Taco Warmer Tallywhacker Temptation Turtle The D The Frothy Frigate The Little Engine That Could The Pendulum The Troll of Thigh Valley Thrill Drill Trouser python Tubesnake Uncle Reamus Vagina Miner Vlad the Impaler Vomit Rod Womb Broom Woody Womb Pecker Yoo-Hoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 5,067 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, Edmilson said: Don't forget choosing a name for your little friend after you finish folks! This should make Bespin giggle... I called it "Réjean" when I dated a French-Canadian girl. Don't ask me why, because I don't know. It just made me laugh. Bespin Copilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 10,482 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 41 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said: I called it "Réjean" when I dated a French-Canadian girl. Don't ask me why, because I don't know. It just made me laugh In Portugal, people call it "Malaquias" for some reason Here, its most popular "regular" name (because it has thousands of idiotic names as well) is "Bráulio" due to a TV commercial from the Ministry of Health in the 90s where a guy talked to his knob and called it like that. Lots of real world men named Bráulio sued the Ministry alleging that the commercial exposed them to ridicule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted January 30 Author Share Posted January 30 I think it's a trend among straight men to give a familiar name to their dick. Gay men don't have enough problems with their erections to do that! Jay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,627 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 10 hours ago, bespinGPT said: Gay men don't get soft erections, so there's no need to do that! Do you mean a "semi"? 10 hours ago, bespinGPT said: I think it's a trend among straight men to give a familiar name to their dick. I give the same name to my dick that I give to my car: when it works, it's "well done", and when it doesn't work, it's "piece o' shit". Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 I refer to mine as "it" when i refer to it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 5,067 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 17 hours ago, Edmilson said: In Portugal, people call it "Malaquias" for some reason I see that Malaquias is a name typically given to boys and means "messenger of God." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 10,482 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 10 hours ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: I refer to mine as "it" when i refer to it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelly 273 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 "Yes Mr. Williams, it's a website dedicated to you!" "Look, your music inspires so much discussion! Just click on this button that says 'Forums'!" "Oh,no... don't click 'Recently Bumped Threads'... oh, no..." "No, I don't think they're discussing your hair, Mr. Williams..." Edmilson and Mr. Hooper 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmilson 10,482 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 5 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said: I see that Malaquias is a name typically given to boys and means "messenger of God." He was a prophet from the Holy Bible, in English he's known as "Malachi". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malachi Now, as for why the Portuguese thought this was a great name for penis I don't know... Especially because in Portuguese language there's probably more names for that than stars in the sky lol Mr. Hooper 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 On 31/01/2025 at 12:51 AM, bespinGPT said: I think it's a trend among straight men to give a familiar name to their dick. Gay men don't have enough problems with their erections to do that! Bullshit. Many fags cant get it up when they need too... Trust me! Bespin Copilot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 8 hours ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: Bullshit. Many fags cant get it up when they need too... Trust me! If you want to see my canadian answer, send me 25 US$ by PayPal, thanks! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Mr. Big 4,815 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I use scissors. The chance of a cut is better than the guarantee of razor burn. Don't know if there's a separate thread for it but I put much more stock in shaving my ass. Don't believe the lies, it's genuinely a better experience all around. Turns 30 minute wipes into 10 minutes Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,917 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 On 02/02/2025 at 4:11 AM, bespinGPT said: If you want to see my canadian answer, send me 25 US$ by PayPal, thanks! 25 Canadian Dollars or nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hooper 5,067 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 21 minutes ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: 25 Canadian Dollars or nothing! I'd take it, Bes. On 2/2/2025 at 1:01 AM, Not Mr. Big said: Turns 30 minute wipes into 10 minutes What am I doing wrong (or right) that it only takes me 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin Copilot 9,604 Posted February 3 Author Share Posted February 3 42 minutes ago, #SnowyVernalSpringsEternal said: 25 Canadian Dollars or nothing! Thanks for the money transfer guys! So when you speak about "fags" not getting hard with other men, you talk about personal experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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