Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Gentlemen, your work, today, has been outstanding, and I intend to recommend you all for promotion...in whatever fleet we end-up serving. Best speed to Genesis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Ludicrous speed, GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 Must go faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 I feel the need, the need for speed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 What I really need is a droid who understands the binary language of moisture vaporators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 ...but we ship thousands of lover models every month. Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted June 20, 2018 Share Posted June 20, 2018 “See, that’s your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Why so serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up. My name is Andrew Shepherd and I am the President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 I won't have to take this abuse much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Take it! Join us! I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El! You will bow before me, Jor-El, I swear it. No matter that it takes an eternity, you WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, BOTH YOU, AND, THEN, ONE DAY, YOUR HEIRS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Put your elbows on the desk, bend over, get your face close to the letter, and read it aloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 You...just...fucked...with the wrong guy, buddy-boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 I'm sure it's just a glitch. Minor setback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 And that was just an inkling of its destructive power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 It can project a spot on the Moon ... or at closer quarters, cut through solid metal. I will show you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Unfortunately, we're not landing on the moon anymore. Dixon Hill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 To the spaceship. To the spaceship. To the mo-o-oon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 No way...that's great! WE LANDED ON THE MOON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 That's great (!). That's just great (!). You're certifiable, Quint, you know that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 We're back, we're bad, he's black, I'm mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 I'm mad as hell and I"m not gonna take this anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 You have meddled with the primary forces of nature, and you will atone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Hang up the phone and make me, why dontcha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 I'm tryyyyying to use the phooooone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Sorry, old man. Section 26, paragraph 5. That information is on a need-to-know basis, only. I'm sure you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 It's a need-to-know plan. And she doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 You think I don't know how a hit gets set up? You think I don't know that? You know, what I know. How many times I been on the other end of that fucking phone? 26 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 29, 2018 Share Posted June 29, 2018 How many times did you have intercourse with your aunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 I live with my aunt and uncle and they are proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 D'you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe, and Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland, and the North Side Dubliners, are blacks of Dublin. So, say it once, and say it loud: "I'm black, and I'm proud!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Put it this way, you're a black guy in Boston. You don't need any help from me to be completely fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 You're outta yer fuckin' mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 You're out of order! You're out of order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Out of order? Fuck!! Even in the future, nothing works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 2015?!? You mean we're in the future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 I've seen the future and it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 What are you talking about? The future? This is the past. Dixon Hill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Is it future, or is it past? Unlucky Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 That time has passed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I am the Walrus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Who am I? You sure you wanna know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,232 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 That was used in the trailer which I saw dozens of times in front of one of the LOTR pictures. Really takes me back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Would you like a piece of chocolate cake? And some milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,270 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me....aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Ever fucked on cocaine, Nick? It's nice ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 196 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,490 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 You haf been drinking your viskey from Kentucky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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