Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Yes, Enrique! Okay?! I get you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 And don't call me Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 What's this? What...is...this? It's Thursday. We always 'ave steak, on a Thursday. We 'ave chips 'n' egg on a Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Maunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Saunday, Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 The medical staff? Doesn't arrive until Tuesday.... Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. And Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Who am I? I might be any number of people, young lady. As it is, I am The Doctor. The original, you might say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 I've never seen anybody with purple underwear before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 I'm flying! Jack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 MYYYYY JACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see. I'm a lot happier! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I AM GONNA KILL YOU. SMILEY FACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 I’ve been dead before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incanus 5,714 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Incanus said: No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. 😢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Double dumbass on you! Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Good. Twice the pride, double the fall. Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Guy did a Peter Pan right off of this dam! Right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 'old, up! You're dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 196 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Sometimes, dead is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Oh somebody kill me pleaaase! Somebody kill me pleaaase! I'm on my knees! Pretty pretty please! Killllll meeeeee! I want to dieeeee! Put a bullet in my heaaaaaad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Shoot zem. Shoot zem both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Aw man I just shot Marvin in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,351 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 You're a lousy shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,480 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Maglorfin and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Sounds big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 11 hours ago, Bespin said: It's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it. Thanks for that Bes, none of my subtitles on the Blu have that...but what does it mean, in English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,480 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Pretty much: For God sake, Goddamn son of a bitching shit-ass, fucking asshole, frakking motherfucker. 😁 Naïve Old Fart and Holko 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Thanks, Bes! That's another t-shirt ruined, by snorting Pepsi all over it, from laughing! Bespin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Does anybody remember laughter? Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Laugh it up, fuzzball. You didn't see us alone, in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings, for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,351 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 You're a sexist misogynist dinosaur, a relic of the Cold War! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Now, you’ll eventually have “dinosaurs,” on y- on your “dinosaur” tour, right? Hello? Yes? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 You can't rush art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,480 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Steve McQueen said: You can't rush art. - “He’s painting with his sperm” - ”Yes, and I would specify that I come only in white” From a Quebecois movie called “J’en suis” (Heads or Tails), Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Pervert! Bespin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,511 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Gentlemen! Behave yourselves! Bespin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Oh behave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 The slapping, the slapping! Turn back! Turn back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,275 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 'ello chum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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