The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I never knew my father! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 FATHER!!! Father! The sleeper has awakened! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,265 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 We are like the dreamer who dreams and then lives inside the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 One two, Freddy's comin' for you ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Four, five. How to stay alive. Six, seven. Go to Hell, or go to Heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Ugh, as if! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Chill out. Dickwad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Butt sniffer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Keep the change, ya filthy animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I am not an animal, I am a human being! I am a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I am not a human being! I am an animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Am I a muppet or a man? The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 A-NI-MAL! A-NI-MAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 RU-FI-O, RU-FI-O, RU. FI. OOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, I swear by God and Sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Thanks, Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 No. I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Father! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Dad, dad, daddy-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Thanks Daddy-o! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 My old pappy used to say, “There is no more deeply moving religious experience, than cheatin’ on a cheater.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Here. Eat this. It's alright, it's chocolate. Now, if you don't mind, I need to have a word with the driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,688 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Hooper drives the boat Chiefy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 We just put Sir Isaac Newton in the driver’s seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 (coughs) ahem. Pull in in, Winifred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 No time for the ol’ in-out, love, I’ve just come to read the meter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,688 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 What time do you think we have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 We have all the time in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 No time for love, Dr. Jones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 We're running out of time and this strutting martinet isn't letting any men on at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,688 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Oh, the way you lept to my bedroom chamber! Full of the...the..manlinessness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 The anger! The fury! The muscles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me, when I'm angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Look, pardner. Look, pardner. We don't work for you, we don't take orders from you, and we don't much like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Every one of you hates every one of us and we hate you right back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Hate hate hate. Hate hate hate. Double hate. LOAAAAAAAAAAAATHE ENTIIIIIIIIIRELY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Doublepluss ridiculous, verging thoughtcrime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Prepare for trouble, make it double Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Double sixes ... fancy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,688 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 You lously minx. I oughta have you spade. You give out all the signals, and I don't think I like you, anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,272 Posted September 29, 2018 Share Posted September 29, 2018 I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,493 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Look at him, Robinson. You'd think he's some kind of a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,688 Posted September 30, 2018 Share Posted September 30, 2018 Spare me son, it's over. There's no more heroes left in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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