Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I'm givin' away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home washin' his tights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 It's getting tight, in here. We can still give 'em a haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 What may I do for you today, sir? A stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin massage? Sit, sir, sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 My hair! He shot my hair!! Son of a bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Just make it nice, and neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Now we wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him and kill him for ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 We in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Nazis. I hate these guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Well it looks like he hates it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I do so hate martial music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Marshall. Where are your men? My men? My men are shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Farmers, ferriers, stable boys. These are no soldiers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 This is no fantasy! No careless product of wild imagination. No, my good friends. These indictments, brought to you, today, listed, herein, against the individuals, their acts of treason, their ultimate aim of sedition. These are matters of undeniable fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Well, fuck you. Fuck you, very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 You'd fuck your uncle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 A monkey's uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 This is the new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 What are you standing around for? Do you not know a jailbreak when you see one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Surprise! I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Harry, Harry, Harry. Can you possibly imagine a better way to serve detention than by helping me answer my fan mail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 That's some bad hat, Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 That’s wizard chess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 People all over the world are positioning themselves for game of the millennium. Maybe I can help deal you back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Listen, I'm bleeding chips. I'm not going to last much longer. You have a better chance, I'll stake you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 This isn't rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Bastard 7,782 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 It's raw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Roarrrrr! (clasps hands) I believed you, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 She lied. She lied to us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 10, 2019 Share Posted October 10, 2019 A lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted October 11, 2019 Share Posted October 11, 2019 An error. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 A milkshake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth 5 dollars, but it's pretty fucking good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holko 9,516 Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Shall I call you...or nudge you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Hit me! Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Come on! Stop trying to hit me, and hit me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 I could've been a contenda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 What you wished for, is irrelevant. What you've chosen, is at hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 I had black coffee and apple pie with a slice of melted yellow cheese. I think that was a good selection. Matt S. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 You have chosen wisely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I can handle things, I’m smart!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 It’s amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Move along, now, move along. Last call. Metropolis transportation, Metropolis transportation, calling at Buffalo, Syracuse. Smoking cars are forward. Move along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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