mrbellamy 6,272 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Put em up, put em uuuup. Which one of you foist? I’ll fight ya both together if ya want. I’ll fight ya with one paw tied behind my back. I’ll fight ya standing on one foot. I’ll fight ya with my eyes closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Hurry up Chief daylights wasting....I see you got ya rubbers. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her. theMaestraX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 That was the last time Titanic ever saw daylight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Pop quiz hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus, if it goes below 50 mph it'll explode what'd you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 You must do what you feel is right, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 You can profit by this or be destroyed, it's your choice but I warn you do not underestimate my powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I don't know what's worse? At least you don't see them fucking each other over, for a percentage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 My gawd, it's almost dark they'll be waking up soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 My god! It's full of stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 For that, I shall blow you out of the stars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Haven't I told you to stop telling lies?! (slap) theMaestraX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Statistically speaking ma'am flying is still the safest way to travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Soon they'll begin to fold space. Far off, in the control rooms of Spice gas. Travelling...without moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Eenee, meenee, mynee...hay mo BANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 State-of-the-art bang-bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Oh, it's all about you, isn't it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Faces are a doddle, compared with tits 'n' arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Hee hee LUNCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Your husbands alright Mrs Body he's just gone fishing and picked up a couple of stripers, we'll bring them home for dinner, we won't be long we haven't seen anything yet over and out. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Who is this? What's your operating number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 The operation is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Certifiable Quint you know that? Certifiable and I'm telling you this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 I thought I was a Pieces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 By sunset I shall be the new galactic Emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Love to prove that, wouldn't you; get your name into the National Geographic. theMaestraX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Nothing is over, nothing! It wasn't my war. Then I returned to this world and I hear foul-mouthing and spitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 She should have kept her mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 We've got no food, we've got no jobs. Our pets heads are falling off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 I have a bad feeling about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 It's all in the reflexes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 It's your imagination, kid. C'mon, let's keep a little optimism, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 Have you paid your dues? Yes sir the check is in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 If you wanna build a time machine, you give some style, besides the stainless steel makes the flux capacitor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 What a piece of junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Another hot shot. Another "by God" hot shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Wipe on, wipe off. Wipe on, wipe off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 I fear we are greatly outnumbered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Never tell me the odds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Odds bodkins, Mr. Meaker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 It was nothing like that penis-butt* (*it could be breath but I like butt best!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Don't given me that "juris my dicksion" crap. theMaestraX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 The circular is now complete, I was once but the learner, now I am the master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 It learns fast, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Only a master of evil Darth. zummm, zummm, zummmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 I am The Master. You will obey me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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