theMaestraX 106 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Eat lead slackers - Great Scott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 I'm going out, now. I may be some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Shut the door on your way out. There's a good chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Even with all this accumulated knowledge, when will these dummies learn how to use a doorknob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Are you just going to walk through them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 You boys are just dumber than a bag of hammers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 He was part of the "Free Speech" movement, at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much L.D.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I don't know if you've noticed, but he's not exactly firing on all thrusters Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Fire at will, commander! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 I know these law books mean a lot to you but not out here, out here a man settles his own problems with a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 The sheriff is a ni- (bell clangs) I said "the sheriff is a ni-" (bell clangs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Will you stop interrupting me while I am interrupting you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please continue. You were saying something about "best intentions". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, but I'm all out of bubblegum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Now this little piece of gum I’ve been chewing on for three months solid. That’s a world record! It’s beaten the record held by my best friend, Miss Cornelia Prince Medal. And was she mad! Hi Cornelia, how are ya, sweetie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Neighbour: Is this a joke? I've been trick or treated to death tonight. Loomis: You don't know what death is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 I don't think the dead care about vengeance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 My old friend, have you heard that revenge is a dish best served cold? It is very cold, in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Before setting out on revenge, you first dig two graves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 I will strike down thee with furious vengeance, cos I am The Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Yarp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 I come in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 I made my peace gesture. The forms if Kanly have been obeyed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Obey treaty stipulations and remain outside the Neutral Zone. This transmission ends now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Have you lost your mind?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 He's quite mad, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Visionaries. Psychiatric wards are full of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 We get the warhead and hold the world to ransom for.....One Million Dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Greed is good. Greed ... works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Why d'ya have to fry poor Greedo, like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Why? You ask why? Why does the phone always ring when you're in the bathtub? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Tee minus ten (interrupts)...sorry can we start at eleven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 It's one more, innit? Yer know; it goes up to 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Y'all know me, know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark shallow you whole. Little shaken', tenderisin' and down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back the tourists, putting all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not going to be pleasant, I value my neck alot more than three thousand bucks chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him and kill him for ten. But you gotta make up your minds. If you want stay alive then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail the whole damn thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 If any of them start crossing the river before we're outta sight (hands over rifle) baptise them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Michael Corleone, do you renounce The Devil, and all his works? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Japanese submarine slammed two torpedos into our side chief. We was coming back from the island of Tinian to Leyte....just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water, vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about half an hour. Tiger, 13-footer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 We'll follow that signal all the way to Los Angeles...and blow the shit out of something big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 We're getting a signal. The guns they've stopped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. And when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F*****G COUCH!!! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 What we have here, is a failure to communicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oomoog the Ecstatic 314 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Very poor choice of words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 He chose...poorly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Nobody....nobody trusts anybody anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,508 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 And now, folks, it's time for "Who Do You Trust?". Hubba, hubba, hubba. Money, money, money. Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is The Batman? He's at home, washing his tights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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