theMaestraX 106 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Money? I wasn't innit for the money, but it was so tempting either that or a bullet in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 If I give you that name you keep asking for. If I give you the name of the big enchilada, it's "Bye bye Deano", I mean, like a bullet in my head. You dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Belloq's staff is too long, they're digging in the wrong place! I am the monarch of the seas, I am the ruler of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 (it's "monarch") Can you see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 YES I see dead people! (Damn autocorrect) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 That's a name I've not heard in a long time (ago). A long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Names are for tombstones, baby. Y' all take this honky out and waste him! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Anybody touches ME and the whole camp goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 Freeze! Or the black guy gets it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 6, 2020 Share Posted May 6, 2020 You know who I am man? Your worse f**** nightmare man. I'm a nigger with a badge which means I got permission to kick your f***** ass around whenever I feel like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 It works! I've finally invented something that works! - You bet your ass it works - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oomoog the Ecstatic 314 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oomoog the Ecstatic 314 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Hard work may not always result in success, but it will never result in regret. Oomoog the Ecstatic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong, and you knew it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted May 13, 2020 Share Posted May 13, 2020 Hey, Dr. Jones! No time for love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Not that Jones! The other Jones!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Germany has declared war on the Jones boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 You can take your Third Reich, and shove it up your ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Here endeth the lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 ACK! ACK-ACK! ACK! ACK, ACK, ACK-ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK-ACK, ACK, ACK, ACK-ACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 The GAME is afoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 GAME??!! THIS WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A GAME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 The game is specifically tailored to each participant. Think of it a great vacation, except don't go to it, it comes to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Every age is the same - It's only love that makes any of them bearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 "Morning after". Oh, I can't bear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Insomnia, sir? Instructions. You haven't much time, I'll explain as you pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 You must leave here, within three days. Something's going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 The strong make many, the starving make few, the dead make none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's BORING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Dead or alive...you're coming with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Dead or alive it's up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruckhorn 105 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Sometimes, dead is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I’ve been dead before. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 I'm gonna tell you something I didn't think I'd find myself saying. It seems I've missed you...and I don't think I could bear to lose you, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 But what I do have are a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Cool, whatever you say, slick. But I need to tell you something about all your “skills.” As of right now, they mean precisely.... dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Give me a minute I'm good. I've got an hour, I'm great. You give me six months I'm unbeatable. (So there!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,344 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 He's the best we have, although I'd never tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Knew all along. Had to be a mistake. What are you doing?! Trust him! Trust him! I'm terribly sorry about all this, after all, he's only a wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 GGGWAHHHRRWWWW, RAWRGWAWGGR! -You said it Chewie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 It drew this remark from Arthur: "NNNUNHHHUHHUUNNN", and this remark from Ford: "AAAAGGHHUUNNNHHHUURRRNNN". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 Sir I don’t know where you learned to communicate but you have the most peculiar dialect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 What we have here, is called a "failure to communicate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 492 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 You always were a cunning linguist, James. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardener, and a witness to a murder. Oh yes it is obvious to my trained eye that there is much more going on here than meets the ear. Until we meet again and the case is solv-ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,498 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 You are an officer of the lieu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 How can an idiot be a Police Officer, answer me that? - All he has to do is enlist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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