Matt S. 493 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Note to the galley: Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Bourbon and beans. An explosive combination. Do you think Spock can handle it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 *Blazing Saddles campfire scene* It seemed the most appropriate next thing, but you can't really 'quote' a load of farting sound-effects . Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 5 hours ago, Sweeping Strings said: *Blazing Saddles campfire scene* It seemed the most appropriate next thing, but you can't really 'quote' a load of farting sound-effects . Possibly the funniest scene ever committed to film. anyway... What an incredible smell you've discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gasses eking out of my butt that day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 I have NOTHING to say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,674 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 I love you. How many more times do I have to say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 EARTH! home, home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Earth, man. What a shit hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 I love the smell of napalm in the morning! It smells like victory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 You have the mannersh of a goat, and you shmell like a dungheap, and you've no idea of your potenshul. Now...get out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 One of ush shmells like a tart'sh handkerchief. It'sh me! Shorry, old boy. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 I want lisht of all deaths over the pasht shix months, or elshe I might jusht kick your nasthy assh all round this room. That's a Marshall joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 It reminds me of the heady days of Shputnik, and Yuri Gagarin, when the world trembled at the shound of our rocketsh. Well they will tremble again, at the shound of our shilence. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 He pullsh a knife on one of your men, you pull a gun on hish. Be putsh one of your men in hoshpital, you put one of hish in the morgue. That'sh how you get Capone! Matt S. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Your besht? Looshers always whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 The namesh Bond. Jamesh Bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Care to repeat that, for those of us who don't speak spy? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 I am fluent in over six million forms of communication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 I think you're forgetting something. I'm The Doctor, I'm fluent in over ten million languages, so if anyone's going to shut up, it's you! Okey doke, where were we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 That's not from a movie, lol. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I know, but I couldn't resist it. -----------------------#------------------------ "Negotiations"? We've lost all form of communications. Sweeping Strings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 What we got here, is a failure to communicate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a scientist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Well, Jim, I hear Chapel's an M.D., now. Well, I'm going to need a top nurse, not a doctor who'll argue every diagnosis, with you. And they probably redesigned the whole of sickbay, too. I know engineers, they love to change things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 It's me. It's always been me. The author of all your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge that if you do not yield soon enough, there will be little left to identify you as a man. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 You are SO WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 We all have to pay the piper, eventually. Right, Q? theMaestraX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Something we're making for the Americans ... it's called a ghetto-blaster! Naïve Old Fart and theMaestraX 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Don't touch that! It's my lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Are you having lunch at the White House too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Wait until Biggus Dickus hears about this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 You’re forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008 replaces me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 And it didn't bother you, killing those people? I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 In my business you prepare for the unexpected, I help people with problems! Problem-solver? More of a problem eliminator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I’m Winston Wolf. I solve problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 A wolf remains a wolf even if it's not eaten your sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 You made me miss! I never miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Oh the horror of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 The horror. The horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 In, thru and beyond! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 To infinity, and beyond! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 I asked you to kill SUPERMAN and you couldn't do that one simple thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 You've got me? Who's got you?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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