Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 You were good, in your day, Superman, but stands to reason that when it came to cash in your chips, this old, "diseased maniac", would be your banker. Mind over muscle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 You go! WE go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 I can't swim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Well we're just not gonna let you walk out of here. Who's we sucker? Smith & Wesson and me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 AK-47 ... when you absolutely positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 The Uzi 9 millimeter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Nice and light ... in a lady's handbag. No real stopping power. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 A handbag?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 On 6/26/2020 at 4:19 AM, theMaestraX said: Well we're just not gonna let you walk out of here. Who's we sucker? Smith & Wesson and me! I used to eat at the diner. where they filmed that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 You know what they call a Quaterpounder with cheese, in France? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Leave anything for us? Only bodies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 I’m so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Have you put on weight, Garlick? Why, the shadow of your ass would weigh twenty pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those...things?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 You have a thing for bats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Nothin' is REAL if you don’t believe in who you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Are you gonna just walk thru? Calm yourself Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 You guys are doctors? Yeah! Glad I'm not sick ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "Doctor" "aaaand Doctor ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 Well let's put it this way, if they pay me in tortillas, I'm gonna shoot them right in the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 We can pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen, when we reach Alderaan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 It's time for "Who Do Ya Trust?". Hubba, hubba, hubba. Money, money, money. Who do ya trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights! The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Where does he get those wonderful toys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Toys! Toys!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Seventeen? OK you got yourselves a ship. Docking Bay 94. Looks like someone was interested in you handiwork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 On 7/13/2020 at 8:31 AM, Naïve Old Fart said: Toys! Toys!!! Stop it, both of you! You’re like... boys with toys! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 At least here there are no old ladies giving orders and no - little - beep - gadgets - from those fools in Q branch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Now you're back, Mr. Bond, I hope there's going to be lots of gratuitous sex and violence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 No! I tell you no! I won’t have you bringing some young girl in for supper! By candlelight, I suppose, in the cheap, erotic fashion of young men with cheap, erotic minds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 Nein, nein, nein, nein. Yes, yes, yes, yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 No don't shoot, I'm an innocent hostage, the duck's a lunatic! He's a duck terrorist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 I'm gonna hunt you down, and shoot you, like a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A24 4,326 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Learn to control your anger, you must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Listen to me, you piece of shit! You screw with me one more time, I'll cut you in half! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 Beauty and the Beast. If anybody else calls you 'Beast', I'll rip their lungs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 I'll get you, my pretty, you, and your little tutu, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 They're coming! They're coming! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🦅🦅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 They mostly come at night...mostly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Do you know how much shit I'll be in if these things get out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Goddamn it, that's not all! If just one of those things gets out, then this...all this bullshit that you think is so important, well you can just kiss all that "goodbye"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 I’ll bet you can kiss your trade franchise goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 We're on an express elevator to hell, going down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 What most people call hell, he calls home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 'phone home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Like they say in your century, I don’t even have your telephone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,502 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 To your planet, welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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