Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Houston, we have a problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 The whole planet Hoosten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 That's no moon, it's a space-station! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 It's too big to be a space station! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Space...the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Whoever controls the high ground of space controls the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Emma, Victoria, Melvin C. , Melvin B. , Geri. You've been charged with releasing a single that is by no means as kicking as your previous records. Nor does it have such a dirty phat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at 179 and having it fall completely out the following week. (I hasten to add I Googled this, I would no more actually watch Spiceworld The Movie than I would punch myself in the balls). Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 (the fact that you actually googled the Spice Girls, is crime enough. You're fired! Leave now, and never come back) meanwhile... They Melvined me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 I'm the bad guy! I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset, and I don't get the girl! I'm going home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Fly. Don't look, just fly. We got something. I ain't saying what it is. Just trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 It's important Marion. Trust me. You know the piece I mean, do you know where it is? Come back tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 Tomorrow's news ... today. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 I could shoot you from Stuttgart, und shtill create ze proper effect. Sweeping Strings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Aw, man, I just shot Marvin in the face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 I don't know ... probably some stockbroker who got depressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Why did ya shoot him? Cos he was depressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Humour: it is a difficult concept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Go home and get your shinebox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 A joke? A story with a humorous climax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Made it ma' top of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 I'm was their number one son, but they treated me like number two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 I’ve always taken care of you, Fredo. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,345 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 I made a promise Mr. Frodo, A promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things. Chewie take the Professor in back and plug him into the hyperdrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Thank you, Mr. Scott, you've closed the barn door after the horse has come home. How much refit time do we have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Up yer shaft! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Prick us, do we not bleed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Never let them see you bleed. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 I'm ready for my close-up Mr DeMille. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 "Ready"?! What know you, of "ready"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Ready or not I'm coming out blasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Damn run out of bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 I know what you're thinkin' ... did he fire six shots, or only five? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 That’s one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Your file shows no kills, but to become a double-0 it takes ... Two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 I asked you to kill Superman, and you're telling me you couldn't do that one, simple thing. *drops phone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faleel 5,345 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 You had one job, just the one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 He really has a hard-on for that bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Don't do it! The people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 OK you're clear kid now let's blow this thing and go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Three more clicks and Mr Goldfinger would've hit the jackpot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Go ahead make my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Let Polly do the printing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 This is an ex-parrot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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