A24 4,327 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Sushi! That's how my ex-wife used to call me - cold fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Doc you disintegrated Einstein! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 You telling me this sucker is nuclear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 I say we take off and nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 It's better for me, it's better for you, it's better for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Outnumbered hundreds to one. Nothing to live for but his guns, his gadgets, gimmicks and yet the whole family cannot bring him down from that.... ...honky paradise brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 The watch ... ah, new model. So, how is old Q? Still press here, do I? Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 My spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Locksley!! I’m going to cut your heart out with a spoon!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 What most call hell he goes home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Well if I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 You tell 'em I'm comin' and hell's comin' with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 The supervisor's stuck in a lift inbetween floors, trying to run the whole show from one of those itty-bitty trouble phones. Now, I'm in charge here, and you're going to Crystal Lake....and you can tell Municipal we're going to candle power in ten minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Scotty, we need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Sir! He's dead, already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Please sir, I want some MORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 More? More, did you spake? Oh, moy, moy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Here's the thing about wishes, the more you have, the more you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 We're ain't hunting him, he's hunting us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 You know the law, Barin. Outside his own kingdom, the hunter becomes the hunted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 I AM THE LAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 I AM the lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods, before me. theMaestraX 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 I shall strike thee down with furious vengeance 'cos I am the LORD! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,689 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 I'm a god — I'm not the God. At least I don't think I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Ray, next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 What does God need with a starship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 I said, "What does God need with a starship?" Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wojo 2,453 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 The empress needs a new name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Are you asking me to volunteer? - No damn it, I'm not. I'm giving you an order! In that case, I volunteer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor El. Take it. Join us. You will bow down, before me, Jor El! I swear it. No matter that it takes an eternity you will bow down, before me! Both you, and, then, one day, your heirs!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 You’re wrong. Soon I’ll be dead, and you with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 I only kill professionals. That girl didn't know one end of a rifle from the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Put him on the first 'plane, to Moscow...in the diplomatic bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 493 Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 The last guy who dropped in uninvited went home air freight... in very small boxes. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,689 Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 ...a box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Take this: $10 from a vendor in the street, but I take it, and bury in the sand for a thousand years, and it becomes priceless...like the Ark. Jones, do you realize what the Ark is? It's a transmitter. It's a radio for talking to God...and it's within my reach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted October 26, 2021 Share Posted October 26, 2021 Come come, Mr Bond ... you get the same pleasure out of killing that I do, why not admit it? i admit that killing you WOULD be a pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Do you deny firing on the Enterprise? We deny nothing. We have the right to preserve our race. Do you have the right to commit murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Nowadays, I kill 'em just to watch their fuckin' expressions change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Well, I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say: "Kill 'em all!!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 Well, well if it ain't the fuzz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted October 31, 2021 Share Posted October 31, 2021 You wanna be a big man in a small town? Fuck off up the model village! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Say it again I dare you, I fuckin' dare you mother-fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,346 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 AK-47 ... when you absolutely positively have to kill every last motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 I may close early, today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 We are CLOSED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Don't you understand English, you arse? We are not at home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 English is my second language as I am British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 007 Triple X Bond, what are you doing?! Keeping the British end up, sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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