Naïve Old Fart 7,959 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 You are thin fucking ice, my pedigree chums, and I will be underneath it, when it cracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,256 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Wanna get drunk and fool around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 195 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain, for we've received orders for to sail back to Boston, and so nevermore shall we see you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,959 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell! Mitth'raw'nuorodo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 5,701 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 SHAAANE! COME BAAACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 1,738 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 You return with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season. Maglorfin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,355 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Amity is a summer town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,959 Posted July 17, 2018 Share Posted July 17, 2018 Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious Summer, by this sun of York Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,479 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Hello, New York! Today at five, we'll ask Fat Pat, when will this rain end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 462 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Coming up: Mongo's review of Rocky 5.....thousand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 5,701 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 195 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 OK ... not! Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,479 Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Cruel, but good word use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 5,701 Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 GAHHHH KELLY CLARKSON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuorodo 43 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Hello there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Soon you will be intoxicated by the sheer exuberance of your own velocity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,959 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 I've said it before, and I'll say it, again: no more fucking ABBA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#SnowyVernalSpringsEternal 10,256 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Here we go again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,031 Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Are you not entertained? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,959 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 We've hit the motherlode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 5,701 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Mother! I've turned the cooling unit back on! Mother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 462 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 A boy’s best friend is his mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 5,701 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,479 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 This weapon is your life. Mitth'raw'nuorodo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 1,738 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre, with a delivery like a brick through a plate-glass window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 6,997 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon... for a more civilized age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 5,701 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 This is a beautiful sword. I expect the man who made it would show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 3,825 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Kockroach 2,312 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 5,701 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Proud and insolent youth, prepare to meet thy doom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 1,738 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 It's just a flesh wound! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 3,825 Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Tonight, you will feast on man-flesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 5,701 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I could go for some breakfast, you feel like having breakfast with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,959 Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Yes, it's about that time. Sour mash, not too sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,479 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Good morning, Mr. Breakfast! You want some Mr. T cereal? Okay! I pity the poor fool who don't eat my cereal! Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 1,738 Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 That coffee's two hours cold! I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,959 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 You got any chicken? Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 3,825 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Chicken legs or chicken wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,959 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Toasted white bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,394 Posted August 11, 2018 Author Share Posted August 11, 2018 The only thing we serve is tongue. Do you boys like tongue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 3,825 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Do you have something, you know, simple...like soup or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,776 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,355 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Just tea thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 3,825 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Chilled monkey brains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuorodo 43 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 I'll just have whatever's hot and fresh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc 2,672 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Welcome to Hell. Now, recreate the soup! The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,355 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Root leaf...I cook. Good food..yes. Mitth'raw'nuorodo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuorodo 43 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 How you get so big eating food of this kind? The Illustrious Jerry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,355 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 No wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth'raw'nuorodo 43 Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I'll kill you and everyone you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. You understand? Hey, I just saved your life. Now, what do you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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