mrbellamy 7,166 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 It came! It finally came! “The Big One” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 That’s that Hawaiian burger joint! I hear they got some tasty burgers, I ain’t never had one myself, how are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 You know what they call a Quaterpounder with cheese, in France? They call it a "Royale" with cheese. Nah, they don't use the metric system. They don't what the fuck a Quaterpounder is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Ahh! Snake surprise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 “I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times I've smelled a rat. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 Smell something? Did ya, rat boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I thought they smelled bad...from the outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Question: The Seals? Go outside?! But there's nothing outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 There is nothing out there, dear! Who do you imagine wants to attack children such as yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 I saw a security hologram of him... killing younglings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Murderer, they called us. They cursed us and drove us away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Why is the rum gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 211 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three, for fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Today is my 111th birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Explosion. Above one-ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 He won't be using heroin-flavoured bananas to finance revolutions. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 "I'm not going to fall, for the banana, in the tail-pipe"? You've been hangin' out with this dude, too long. It should be more like: "Hey, man, I ain't gonna fall for no banana, in the tail-pipe!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 211 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Nose, not a banana, Q. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 I hope you don't snore, Q? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Comin to think of it, 40 winks wouldn't be bad, auhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Come on, cat, let's go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 GOODNIGHT NEVERLAND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 4,104 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, mrbellamy said: GOODNIGHT NEVERLAND I've heard this bedtime story before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 I’m tired and I wanna go to bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglorfin 211 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 I need a vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 I need a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 We used to, like, take baths together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Why? Why does the 'phone always ring, when you're in the bath tub? Why is the greatest criminal mind of our time surrounding himself with total nincompoops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 It still boils down to petty theft; you're nothing more than a bank robber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 We rob banks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Kill the lawyer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 7,166 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Come to mother, baby, let me hold you in my arms. M'lud, I never meant for him to get in any trouble. Why'd he ever have to leave me?! Worm, your honour, let me take him home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Mother! Oh, God, Mother! Blood.....blood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 You cut out his brain, you bloody baboon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 I know what ya thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? I kinda lost count myself in all this excitment, but being this Magnum 45, the most powerful hand gun in the world, and could blow your head clean-off, you've gotta ask yourself one question...do you feel lucky? Well do ya PUNK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 That's one plus two plus two plus one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Four, five. How to stay alive. Six, seven. Go to Hell, or go to Heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Members of your curious profession are few in number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Do you know what curiosity...did...to the cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 I'll Be Right Hereeeeea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 They're herrrrrre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Rest easy son, you've had a busy day. Am glad you're all in one piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 If I must, I will take you a piece at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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