theMaestraX 106 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 You can't beat me on the grade, you can't beat me on the grade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Yarp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 23, 2020 Share Posted May 23, 2020 I'm here to ****** amuse you? Like funny ha ha? What you think I'm some kinda joke to you?........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 A joke is a story with a humorous climax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 Logic is the beginning of wisdom not the end & for everything there is a first time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 I think we'll find what we're looking for, at the Cetacean Institute. They have whales, there, named George and Gracie. How do you know this? Simple logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Here's to swimmin', with bow-legged women ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I like to believe that there are possibilities. Course heading Captain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 How 'bout I come up there, and drive this truck up your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Truck? What truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Well this was not a boating accident! And it wasn't any propeller; and it wasn't any coral reef; and it wasn't Jack the Ripper, it was a truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 It's 'leave' you idiot! Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Talk to me Goose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 I'm gonna hunt you down, and shoot you, like a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a friggin’ boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 There's a monster outside my bedroom can I have a glass of water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Drown, Mr Bond? I doubt you'll get the chance to drown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 You wanna run me down, go ahead. You can be as mean and hurtful as you want, but this IS the last time you will ever hit me! You do it again and one of us is goin' to the boneyard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Is this how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By threatening the deaths of innocent people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Don't do it! The people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 I have powers beyond reason! I win, I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Haven't you heard of "freedom of the press"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Talk to the FIST 'cos the HAND is pissed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Lord Uther, if I yield to the sword of power, what will you yield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Behold EXCALIBUR, the sword of power. Forged when the birds and beasts and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster...an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Uzi nine-millimeetah! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Jacuzzi, sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 The bubbles tickle my ... Tchaikovsky! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Arkardy, you don't want this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Tut! I'm dealing with a bunch of amateurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,788 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 How? I don't know, I'm making this up as I go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Greetings from The Humungus! The Great Humungus! The Lord of the Wasteland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 I know you won't break the rules...there aren't any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Mr. Saavik, you go right on quoting regulations! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 The only way to really be cool is to follow the rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Rules?! In a knife fight?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 14,537 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Isn't that just a wop bringing a knife to a gun fight! Get outta here you dago *******! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Never stop fighting till the fight is done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Somebody say "1-2-3 go!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no good keester off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1...2...10! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Keep the change, ya filthy animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 You don't have to be a bad ass to be a superhero, you just have to be brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Where's your other hand? Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Whoa! That's not a towel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,256 Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 A few nuts? Marshmallow, and a cherry, on steak? Man, what in the world has he been drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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