theMaestraX 106 Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 I'm telling you and I'm telling everybody at this table that's a shark! And I know what a shark looks like cos I've seen one up close! And you better do something about this one because I don't intend to go through that hell again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Love to prove that, wouldn't you? Get your name into the National Geographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meredith McKay 7,489 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Tell him about the Twinkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,403 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Shouldn't we credit the sources on this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Hold your horses! What kind of source? The anonymous kind, chief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,403 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 7 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Hold your horses! What kind of source? The anonymous kind, chief. You'll have to forgive me, but not being a total nerd, many of these quotes elude me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Oh, forgive! I am new, here, but you are known, being McCoy of Enterprise. Message received. Available ship stands by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 James Bond ... we both eradicate people to make the world a better place. I just want to be a little ... tidier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 You have to do the best with what God gave you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 I give two minutes...for you, and your gallant crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Han will have that shield down, we've gotta give him MORE TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Time?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time! What was I saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 They say time is the fire in which we burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted September 22, 2020 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Stop global warming. Start global cooling. Burn, baby, burn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,403 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 You diseased maniac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Are you really crazy... or are you as good as you say you are? You're gonna have to trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Aren't you the "good man"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to here heavenly choirs singing and repents to the side of right and virtue. Well, not THIS one! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 You can't win them all. (Fiona Volpe could kill me any time she wanted. Wow!) Sweeping Strings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I win! I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meredith McKay 7,489 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I win! I win, the game's over. hoho hoho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Victory? Victory, you say? No. Begun, the Clone Wars have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 What an incredible smell you’ve discovered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 The undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 And I thought these things smelled bad ... on the outside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Either you kids take the field trip outside, or else I'm going to have to get snooty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 That's pretty deep. You get that line off a bumper sticker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Apes don't read philosophy. Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 11, 2020 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Everything will work out just fine......or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake? Well, this could be it sweetheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Don't call me "pal", "buddy", or "sweetheart". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Is that where you put your 'old buddy' Felix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 You earned it. You keep it..."old buddy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Bye, Buddy! Hope you find your dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 No. I am your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 No....that's not true....THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Mr Hunt ... this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. 'Difficult' should be a walk in the park for you. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Don't worry, Chewie and me got into a lotta places more heavily guarded than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Defence minister Mishkin, murdered by British agent James Bond, himself shot while trying to escape! Guards! Sweeping Strings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,777 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 It won't look like a suicide if you shoot me from over there. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Karl, scheisse dem fenster..... Shoot the glass! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Oh, don't worry, Mister Bond, I could shoot you from Stuttgart, und shtill create ze proper effect. Matt S. and Sweeping Strings 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a friggin’ boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 11,226 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 You're gonna need a bigger boat. Matt S. and theMaestraX 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt S. 618 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 This ship is too big! If I walk, the movie will be over! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitch 60 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Fasten your seatbelts. It's gonna be a bumpy night! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theMaestraX 106 Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 If we ain't out of here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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