Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 All I have are my personal feelings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Well, this is the place to be if you're feeling bad about yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck I reckon you wouldn't even be human beings if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelings about nuclear combat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Kill them. Kill them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,054 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Wipe them out. All of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Shoot zem. Shoot zem, both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Shoot her! Shoot her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I say we stomp him! Then we tattoo him! Then we hang him! And then we kill him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,054 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Go ahead, make my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 I'm gonna kill the bear. Say it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 It’s the Bear Necessities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Today I'm gonna kill the motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I have had a muthafuckingnuff, of you muthafucking snakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo 3,709 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Call me "Plissken". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Hilary Bray 235 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Actually, I am familiar with history, captain and if I'm not too much mistaken, you're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned. Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender. I am an immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 You have a nasty habit ... of surviving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 You should've stayed dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 They're dead! Alright? Can I go, now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 You need to sit your little sexy ass down and watch yourself get killed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Yes, master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quintus 5,399 Posted May 8, 2018 Author Share Posted May 8, 2018 Kaplan? George Kaplan? Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,054 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Before we start calling each others names, perhaps you'd better tell me yours. I haven't had the pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Bond. James Bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 What a cunt. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeping Strings 2,352 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 There's a rather useful four-letter word. And you're full of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Full to the very brim, and then it will overflow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dixon Hill 4,234 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 An eye for an eye! Nut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 But shes a nut, and nuts win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Now you wanna get nuts?! COME ON! Let's get nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 How could you! I'm a woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 You are not a woman. You are a Romulan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Where are you taking this...thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick1Ø66 4,711 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 This little girl survived with NO weapons and NO training! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 No more complaining! No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom," nothing! There is no bathroom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharkissimo 1,973 Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Richard Kimble doesn't feel... well, obviously. So, if you will just go on with your dessert and coffee, I'll be right back. Richard, would you mind to step aside, and we'll just... talk. Okay, so I'll be back in just a second... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Now.....what shall we talk about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 What a lovely idea. I need to catch up on my gossip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John 2,032 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,513 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Wee shahnit...sleemo. Bilbo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 I said you are five dollars and fifty cents short. Now if you'll run along... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 Run, Forrest, run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Illustrious Jerry 3,356 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 When you reach the border, try not to make a big deal about the you-know-what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbellamy 6,278 Posted May 9, 2018 Share Posted May 9, 2018 And do not mention Frodo or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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