GerateWohl 4,972 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 11 hours ago, BLUMENKOHL said: People who DON’T follow these rules don’t retire. They work to the bone and lose their savings the day after they retire! So, I fucked up my life, when I dared to listen joyfully to happy music on a rainy day. Damn! Thank you. If I hadn't read your rules I might have lived happily ever after without knowing how miserable I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,081 Posted June 25, 2022 Author Share Posted June 25, 2022 58 minutes ago, GerateWohl said: So, I fucked up my life, when I dared to listen joyfully to happy music on a rainy day. Damn! Thank you. If I hadn't read your rules I might have lived happily ever after without knowing how miserable I am. There’s hope. You can still turn it around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,297 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, GerateWohl said: If I hadn't read your rules I might have lived happily ever after without knowing how miserable I am. Geez, Louise. What's your name? Morrissey? GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSH 1,011 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 On 21/05/2018 at 11:02 PM, BLUMENKOHL said: A glass of red wine before hand heightens the experience. Aww. Just the one? 🥺 BLUMENKOHL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 5,066 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Good rules. There's so many of them, I won't remember them all, but that's clearly not the point. Rule 26 may be the most important. Perhaps it should be in bold. Quote Don’t be a computer with the rules, bend and break to your heart’s content but if you take nothing else away: temper your musical consumption and you will enjoy the fewer moments of deliberate music listening a lot more. because... well, these are really suggestions instead of rules. But the best thing is you're reminding us to savor instead of just consume. So I'm happy to say I made some time to listen last evening after reading the rules through twice. Trouble is, I do get sleepy sometimes when I listen in my comfortable chair. And I don't do caffeine in the evening. BLUMENKOHL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,673 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 No shower sex? Ok, I agree. BLUMENKOHL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivatee 327 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I prefer solo shower sex. BLUMENKOHL and Bespin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,081 Posted June 26, 2022 Author Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 25/6/2022 at 6:59 AM, GerateWohl said: So, I fucked up my life, when I dared to listen joyfully to happy music on a rainy day. Damn! Thank you. If I hadn't read your rules I might have lived happily ever after without knowing how miserable I am. I’m crossing out rule 4. After a few years of reflection…sometimes you need sunny music on a rainy day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bespin 8,673 Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 41 minutes ago, BLUMENKOHL said: I’m crossing out rule 4. After a few years of reflection…sometimes you need sunny music on a rainy day. That's how you make the sunny days back! Then, listening to rainy music on a sunny day is okay too, but only if you are a farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUMENKOHL 1,081 Posted June 26, 2022 Author Share Posted June 26, 2022 23 hours ago, Positivatee said: I prefer solo shower sex. I'll have a separate rules for good sex, but for now: Solo Sex: 3.0/10 Duo Sex: 9.5/10 Trio Sex: 9.0/10 Quartet Sex: 6.0/10 Quintet Sex: 5.5/10 Sextet Sex: 5.0/10 ... 120-Person ("Full Symphony") + 200-person "Full Choir" Sex: 9.6/10 Bespin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivatee 327 Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glóin the Dark 1,280 Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 On a torrentially rainy day it's best to double down with some Iannis Xenakis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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