JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Great tag lines can be a real marketing boost for a film.Remember some of the good ones? ProbablyRemember some of the bad ones? Probably not.Some of the best were: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATERYOU WILL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY.IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMTHEY'RE HEREIF ADVENTURE HAS A NAME IT MUST BE INDIANA JONESMAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOUTHE LIST IS LIFEWE ARE NOT ALONEBEFORE A LIFETIME OF ADVENTURES, THEY HAD AN ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME.THE NIGHT HE CAME HOME.So, what about Indy 4This July 4th its Red, White, and Blue, and Indy too.ID4, oops already been used.Celebrate Indy-pendence Day with the Jones.Oh well mindless fodder, Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John 3 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Just when you thought it was safe to believe a man can be forced into the water and no one will hear him scream, 'They're Here!": Indiana Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxman717 22 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 uuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm, que? :?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 2 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 How about:"This time he's searching for the most elusive relic of all... HIS TEETH."Figo, who thinks the next installment had better be titled INDIANA JONES AND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 2 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Or this:"It's 2005. He's still alive?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 As long as its not, "From the Director of Hook and The Lost World"Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uni 306 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 THIS TIME, HE'S BRINGING HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW....-Uni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 As long as its not, "From the Director of Hook and The Lost World"LOOOOOOOLLLL!!! Justin - ROTFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 3, 2002 Author Share Posted June 3, 2002 Or from Director of A.I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UCFKevin 0 Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 "He Saved The Best For Last." Implying he'd be going after the biggest find of his career, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricard 2,242 Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 As long as its not, "From the Director of Hook and The Lost World"To be honest, I think that Hook is OK and The Lost World is a wonderful film (MUCH better than Jurassic Park -which I consider Spielberg's second worst film after A.I.)But that's just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UCFKevin 0 Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 Second worst? Is that really saying much, though? Or do you really hate AI? Anyway, I too like Lost World quite a bit. The glass breaking scene and the longgrass raptor attack scenes are absolutely amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morn 8 Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 To be honest, I think that Hook is OK and The Lost World is a wonderful film (MUCH better than Jurassic Park -which I consider Spielberg's second worst film after A.I.) Hook yes, The Lost World yes. AI and Jurassic Park? How dare you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Vincent 8 Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 They are all great movies ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Vincent 8 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 And what do you think of Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone ?But I already heard about a story like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 How about:The Bullwhip's BackThe legend you know. The adventure you have yet to imagine. Marc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,792 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 And what do you think of Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone ?But I already heard about a story like that... Do you know something? Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's stone is already published (as a book) before ano of HP.HP is the plagium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 To be honest, I think that Hook is OK and The Lost World is a wonderful film (MUCH better than Jurassic Park -which I consider Spielberg's second worst film after A.I.)But that's just me Yes. It is. Justin - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 NO its not plagerism. :evil:Not even close. :?:Recycled titles are not plagerism, they are nothing more than similar titles.Since Indiana Jones is about an American archeologist and Harry Potter is about a boy wizard I don't see how anyone could make such an accusation.Joe, who will turn both Justin and Luke into the prosocuting attorney for Liable and Slander. Punishment will be forfeit of their John Williams collections. They will be forced to hand them over to our banned member holiday. :cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prick vs The DD 0 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Watch Indy getting whipped in...The Power of the Kama SutraWith his trusty crane Indiana Bones goes coffin shoppin'And this time, Indy will dig his own tomb 'When it was 1917...it was a very good year' Indy shall return to discover lots of holy shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figo 2 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Indy shall return to discover lots of holy shit Hey, what happened to the mooning emoticon, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,792 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 NO its not plagerism. :evil:Not even close. :?:Recycled titles are not plagerism, they are nothing more than similar titles.Since Indiana Jones is about an American archeologist and Harry Potter is about a boy wizard I don't see how anyone could make such an accusation.Joe, who will turn both Justin and Luke into the prosocuting attorney for Liable and Slander. Punishment will be forfeit of their John Williams collections. They will be forced to hand them over to our banned member holiday. :cry2:I was just joking. You sound if you were J.K. Rowling Anyways i do not understand you last paragraph. explain please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 I was joking too, but to accuse someone of plagerism when it isn't true is a civil offense. So I jokingly said you and Justin would have to give your collections to holiday. That is all.Joe, watching Star Trek, Way to Eden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker 5 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Joe, watching Star Trek, Way to Eden.Herbert!! Herbert!! Herbert!!Neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeejaHalycon 0 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Great tag lines can be a real marketing boost for a film.Remember some of the good ones? ProbablyRemember some of the bad ones? Probably not.Some of the best were: BEFORE A LIFETIME OF ADVENTURES, THEY HAD AN ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME.What movie was this?On Indy:I don't care much about the tag line, as long as the trailer has Indy shooting the Arabian swordsman, and then "He's back!" *crack*. Neej "The Basket Game" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romão 2,274 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 The whip. The hat. The adventure.Man, that sucks.Romão, feeling very uncriative today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ren 75 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 i laughed my ars of reading these!!!I like Dobby's new saying: "dobby has come to warn you sir"_______________________________Hermione to Harry: "is that a Sorcerer's Stone in your pocket or are you happy to see me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 0 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 First there was whip amazement................Now there is hip replacement......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruckhorn 105 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 BEFORE A LIFETIME OF ADVENTURES, THEY HAD AN ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME.What movie was this?Young Sherlock Holmes. It came out in 1985. Please don't tell me how young you were back then,And for the new Indy film, how about:The man in the hat is back-- with a walker!Question: are the Indiana Jones books considered canon? If not, Indy can go after Excalibur and end up using it as a cane.I swear, I really am looking forward to it. It'll probably take place in the 1920s and have Ben Affleck in the role of Indy... Bruckhorn, who's pleased that Figo got to 100 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetePan 163 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Hermione to Harry: "is that a Sorcerer's Stone in your pocket or are you happy to see me!"Did YOU make this up or did you find this somewhere? It is funny though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetePan 163 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Indy IV: The resurrection from the nursery homeIndy IV: Harisson Ford and the power of rejuvenation drugsIndy IV: The mummy returns: again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 6, 2002 Author Share Posted June 6, 2002 Indiana IV, sponsered by Viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetePan 163 Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 funny, Viagra was what I was thinking about first too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 I GOT YOU ALL BEAT!!!Indiana Jones Part 4 ..............BECAUSE GEORGE LUCAS NEEDS TO REDEEM HIMSELF FROM THE STAR WARS PREQUELS!!!:tongue2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 8, 2002 Author Share Posted June 8, 2002 I GOT YOU ALL BEAT!!!Indiana Jones Part 4 ..............BECAUSE GEORGE LUCAS NEEDS TO REDEEM HIMSELF FROM THE STAR WARS PREQUELS!!!:tongue2:sorry William but that doesn't beat us. I think the real credit for the success of Indy ins't Lucas, but Spielberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,792 Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 well without lucas-no indy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 8, 2002 Author Share Posted June 8, 2002 well without lucas-no indytrue, but it is also true thatno Spielberg-no indy.Both make it go, but Spielberg is the man who makes it work.And 4th time around George will be doing Ep. III and Steve will be left mostly alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Skywalker 1,792 Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 well without lucas-no indytrue, but it is also true thatno Spielberg-no indy.Both make it go, but Spielberg is the man who makes it work.And 4th time around George will be doing Ep. III and Steve will be left mostly alone.the story still be George Lucas' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Leader 2 Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 Looks folks:1) Lucas is creating the story2) He is prodcuing the film3) It is being released through his company Lucasfilm4) Lucas created the Indy franchise (even though its basicaly a rip off of the Alan Quartermain stories)5) Indy 4 could be made without Spielberg, but NOT without Lucas.So my tag line holds up VERY well thank you very much! Sure actual film will be directed by Spielberg, but Lucas is the one releasing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UCFKevin 0 Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 It's a mixture of four ingredients: Lucas, Spielberg, Indy and Williams. Without one, it would collapse and blow ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Is that why Young Indy didn't make it longer?Indiana Jones and the Medicare CrusadeIs Connery going to be back in this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin 2 Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Joe, who will turn both Justin and Luke into the prosocuting attorney for Liable and Slander. Punishment will be forfeit of their John Williams collections. They will be forced to hand them over to our banned member holiday. :cry2:I don't mean to pull up an old post but what the heck did I do to deserve this punishment? 8O Justin -Just waiting for some smart remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted June 9, 2002 Author Share Posted June 9, 2002 Justin, you did nothing, I was joking, plus I misread your post. But you have to admit, the punishment is something any of us who have a decent JW collection would find unbearably harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morn 8 Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 Kinda like I've lost all movement of my arms and legs harsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeinAR 1,949 Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 From the Director of A.I., and Terminal, comes the start of a new Trilogy, Indiana Jones, and the Cure for Erectile Disfunction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyy38 21 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 "They Said It Couldn't Be Done,So We didn't Do it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixie_twinkle 48 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Raiders of the Lost MemoryIndiana Jones and the Prostate of DoomIndiana Jones and the Last Gasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 1,059 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Indiana Jones and The Nursing Home Of DoomIndiana Jones and The Quest to Resurrect Harrison Ford's Career.Indiana Jones and The Last Attempt to Get Kate Capshaw Another Appearance in Her Husband's Film.Indiana Jones and What Has Marion Been Up to All These Years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Breathmask 555 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Indiana Jones IV: So Very Tired... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieter Boelen 740 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Indiana Jones and the Greatest Sequel Ever Made? :roll:You guys really don't seem to like the idea of an Indy IV, do you? 8O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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