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I heard this as a listener-participation bit on a local radio station, but I didn't get to hear any of the responses. I thought the concept was a kick, so I figured I'd try it here, see what sort of ideas you folks can come up with.

Ever heard comedian Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" bit? Starts off, "You might be a redneck if...." and has a thousand possible punch lines making fun of rednecks (you fill in the blank). Well, in light of the new Star Wars release, this station amended the game and made it, "You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...."

Like I said, I never got to hear what were probably some hilarious endings....so I want to see what kind of creativity you folks have in reserve. I'll get the ball rolling with a couple of my own:

You might be a redneck Jedi if:

- You have a rusty landspeeder, AT-AT chassis, or X-Wing on cement blocks in your front yard.

- Your lightsaber doubles as a bug lamp.

I could keep going, but I don't want to exhaust the pot. I'm hoping for some good stuff here, so don't disappoint me. (If we get a bunch of entries, maybe I'll post a poll later and we can choose the best one.... :biglaugh:)

Good luck, everyone....

- Uni

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You might be a redneck jedi if your sisters rolled bun hairdo ever gets caught in the ceiling fan.

Joe, who stoled that from Jeff Foxworthy and whose favorite redneck joke is you are a redneck if you name your twin sons James and Jimmy.

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This is a very old bit. Here are responses that I found here.

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

If you ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

Neil

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You might be a redneck jedi if the primary color of your landspeeder is bondo?

Joe, who probably know more rednecks than he would like to admit.

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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

you go with your kids to Youngling training because you're both in it.

you can find a fishing hole on Coruscant.

you attatch a deer call to your lightsaber.

you refuse to go to Tattoine cause those Banthas are just too easy to hit.

you ever thought the Jedi/Sith feud could be solved with a case of beer and a day at the fishin hole.

you have a gun rack on your Jedi Starfighter.

Maybe I'll have more...

John--a proud native Texan despite currently living in New Hampshire, and a huge Foxworthy fan :thumbup:.

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-When you pretend you are using Force powers and make a small waving hand jesture when an automatic door opens in front of you. :thumbup:

-Beat up your sofa with your toy lightsaber replica.

K.M.

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-When you pretend you are using Force powers and make a small waving hand jesture when an automatic door opens in front of you. :)  

OK, KM... when did you see me do that? :oops:

-You give Darth Maul evil stares into the mirror :)

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