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Gwynnie's Vagina Candle (aka the pseudoscience/New Age/woo-woo bullshit/scepticism thread)

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3 hours ago, Sweeping Strings said:

https://www.comicsands.com/gwyneth-paltrow-beauty-company-candle-2644726172.html

£58 is a bit expensive for me, think I'll just leave a few opened cans of tuna on top of the radiators instead.  

RATFFLMFAO!!!!! :lol:

Sweep, I nearly gave myself an aneurism, laughing!

Post of the month, by a country mile!

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3 hours ago, Stefancos said:

Honestly, do we need this thread?


I mean it as somewhere for fellow sceptics (I'm assuming the forum has at least some others) to have a chuckle at what we see as nonsense. 

Paltrow and her labial light-source are just a starting point, really.    

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14 minutes ago, Sweeping Strings said:


I mean it as somewhere for fellow sceptics (I'm assuming the forum has at least some others) to have a chuckle at what we see as nonsense. 

Paltrow and her labial light-source are just a starting point, really.    

 

Its just another thread for Drax and Justin to be slightly creepy im again.

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22 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said:

Do they sell willy candles as well?


Not to the best of my knowledge. They do sell very expensive jade eggs for ladies to, erm, put up themselves though. 

Gwynnie also advocates steam-cleaning of the vajayjay ... actual proven health benefits of doing so? ZERO :lol: .  

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11 hours ago, Sweeping Strings said:

https://www.comicsands.com/gwyneth-paltrow-beauty-company-candle-2644726172.html

£58 is a bit expensive for me, think I'll just leave a few opened cans of tuna on top of the radiators instead.  


 

Coming next, “My husband’s ballsack potpourri bags”

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If her vag is so damn great, why doesn't she get her agent to put in a call to Playboy (they're always up for a celeb photoshoot)? 

Then we could all get a look at Paltrow's perfect pussy (alliteration FTW).   

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Sharon Stone, Kate Winslet, Margot Robbie, Eva Green, Michelle Williams, Katharine Waterston have all done it 

 

The Master, Blue is the Warmest Color, Lars von Trier movies...

 

Not that uncommon

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19 hours ago, Þekþiþm said:

I'm not talking about their fuzzballs, I mean their actual fanny. A few exceptions to the rule maybe, especially in European cinema, but rarely in Hollywood.


Rosario Dawson in Trance. 

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26 minutes ago, Sweeping Strings said:


Rosario Dawson in Trance. 

 

Like I said, a few exceptions, and that's a notable one. But they're not as common or prolific as the amount of explicit views of doodles we see in Hollywood-produced TV and cinema.

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On 1/14/2020 at 2:59 PM, Sweeping Strings said:


I mean it as somewhere for fellow sceptics (I'm assuming the forum has at least some others) to have a chuckle at what we see as nonsense. 

Paltrow and her labial light-source are just a starting point, really.    

 

You’re not a skeptic. You’re a dolt. You’re giving her free advertising and publicity. 

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5 hours ago, Nick Parker said:

 

Yes, the widespread deluge of eyes that comprise the off-topic section of a message board in the name of an octogenarian orchestral film composer! 

 

 


One customer at a time. 

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