Bespin 4316 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 He cleans the vomit of people being sick in Disneyland attractions. Ricard and Bilbo 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4751 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 If that's true, then I admire him. In my career, I've cleaned-up, piss, shit, vomit, and a lot of blood, some self-inflicted, some not. Ricard 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JoeinAR 1406 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Blessed are the mask wearers for they shall save lives. Link to post Share on other sites
AC1 2568 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 I sometimes walk into the supermarket while forgetting to put my mask on. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7300 Posted November 17, 2020 Author Share Posted November 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, JoeinAR said: Blessed are the mask wearers for they shall save lives. Fabulin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 4751 Posted November 17, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2020 Over Hallowe'en (the one just gone) I'd walk into my local supermarket, with a Frankenstein's monster mask, and a COVID mask over the nose and mouth areas. It got a fair few laughs. JoeinAR, Bespin and The Illustrious Jerry 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JoeinAR 1406 Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 We had 8 trick or treaters that night. We had a lot of candy. Since I don't eat much candy I brought it to my coworkers. Sharing is caring even if it is diabetes. Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 11 hours ago, Bespin said: He cleans the vomit of people being sick in Disneyland attractions. Disneyland has been closed for the entire pandemic. I do cable. Link to post Share on other sites
Bespin 4316 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Quote These GOP governors long resisted mask mandates and coronavirus rules. Now their states are in crisis. (CNN) Since Covid-19 hit US shores, Republican governors in the Upper Midwest and Northern Plains have largely taken a hands-off approach. The results of that strategy have been poor. When adjusted for population, no states have had more new Covid-19 infections, hospitalizations and deaths over the past seven days than North and South Dakota. The nearby states of Iowa, Wyoming, Nebraska and Idaho are not far behind Wear a f#%$* MASK! Link to post Share on other sites
Quintus 5116 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 11 hours ago, Gruesome Son of a Bitch said: Disneyland has been closed for the entire pandemic. I do cable. Oh you got your old job back? Any chance of some more "cable guy on the beat" video diaries? I liked those. Link to post Share on other sites
Bespin 4316 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 I saw plenty of "cable guy" videos on PH, it seems an interesting job! Smeltington and Bilbo 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Alex 1816 Posted November 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 18, 2020 Gruesome Son of a Bitch, Bespin and The Big Man 2 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 18, 2020 Bespin, Dixon Hill and The Big Man 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4751 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Well, at least it's not the Joker shooting Bob the goon. Bespin 1 Link to post Share on other sites
gkgyver 1560 Posted November 18, 2020 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Oh hey look, since week 17 of 2020 the WHO shows not a single influenza case in their statistics. Gee, I wonder where these influenza cases went?! Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7300 Posted November 18, 2020 Author Share Posted November 18, 2020 Jerry's gonna be a cable boy Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JoeinAR 1406 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 My work always does potlucks at Thanksgiving and Christmas but shared food is being discouraged this year because of the risk. Link to post Share on other sites
JoeinAR 1406 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Btw 2020's latest horror is that Jamie Lee Curtis and Alan Ruck are the same persom Naïve Old Fart, Bellosh and Bespin 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4751 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 When Neil Peart was alive, he was never seen with Tom Hanks. Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
Bespin 4316 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 John Williams wear a mask. You love John Williams. Wear a mask. Fabulin and crumbs 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Williams, an extremely elderly At-Risk man not socially distanced, not wearing a mask over his face, surrounded by people not wearing masks, not even equipped with an N95 mask, all in the most restrictive Purple Tier in Los Angeles, which is allegedly having a spike and now has a curfew. It's not looking good for the Maestro. It's entirely irresponsible and selfish of this man to be out and about gathering unmasked with unmasked people, ignoring social distancing mandates in an Unprecedented Global Pandemic. He isn't Essential and neither is golf. He needs to stay home and wear a mask. The Big Man and bruce marshall 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7300 Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 John Williams is murdering grandma! bruce marshall 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Or becoming another death statistic used to shame and restrict us all. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7300 Posted November 20, 2020 Author Share Posted November 20, 2020 Like South Australia where no-one is allowed to have a jog around the block anymore. I swear they'll be banning people from their backyards now. What are these people hiding? Do authorities want people at home so they're not out and about witnessing the government doing something illegal? bruce marshall 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Gavin Newsom will come on the telly next week to tell us that JW died from the China Virus and that the state of California must remain closed for the next 70 years as a result. bruce marshall 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Smeltington 710 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 He's wearing a Tanglewood hat, but he should have worn this: Link to post Share on other sites
AC1 2568 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Donald Trump Jr. has tested positive for the coronavirus. crumbs and JoeinAR 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4751 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I'm sure that he'll recover. On 11/20/2020 at 1:24 PM, Smeltington said: He's wearing a Tanglewood hat, but he should have worn this: What on earth, is this? Tanglewood underwear? Tanglewood codpiece? Tanglewood diaper? Tanglewood Speedos? Link to post Share on other sites
Smeltington 710 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 If that's what you want it to be, then sure! Link to post Share on other sites
Naïve Old Fart 4751 Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 I don't want it to be anything, but I'd be curious to know what it actually is. Link to post Share on other sites
Dixon Hill 4213 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Anyone else still alive? - Senile TGP, who made the same post in April Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7300 Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 Nah Link to post Share on other sites
Sweeping Strings 867 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 1:14 AM, Bespin said: John Williams wear a mask. You love John Williams. Wear a mask. JW following the South Park Pandemic Special 'wear a chin diaper' advice here. Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 I'm better than ever. The Big Man 1 Link to post Share on other sites
AC1 2568 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 The Oxford/Astrazeneca vaccine is ready. The bad news: It's only for 70% effective. The good news: Can be preserved at normal fridge temperatures for 5 years. Link to post Share on other sites
Brundlefly 1804 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, AC1 said: The bad news: It's only for 70% effective. That would be enough. The crazy thing is that young people need to get the vaccine first in order to limit the spreading effectively. Link to post Share on other sites
mstrox 4118 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 6 hours ago, AC1 said: The Oxford/Astrazeneca vaccine is ready. The bad news: It's only for 70% effective. The good news: Can be preserved at normal fridge temperatures for 5 years. They tried two different delivery techniques - one of them was ~90% effective and the other was ~65%. The 70% effective is some sort of average of the two (not an average of the two percentages, but maybe skewed due to the number of people in each trial). So presumably the end product would be delivered in the former way (a half dose followed by a full dose a month later) and the vaccine would be approximately 90% effective. We’re doing great here after our school reopening spike and in the lead-up to the why-are-people-traveling-for-the-holiday season. Quintus 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Quintus 5116 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Blimey, Alex really does lap up his breaking headlines like they're going out of fashion doesn't he. As the day went on today, the 70% figure was practically dropped by the news, I noticed. In the end, this particular vaccine will be significantly more effective than the efficacy figure first reported on at the crack of dawn this morning. Not to mention cheaper and more practical than the alternatives. They're calling it "the vaccine for the world". It's none profit. Besides, go back in time a month or so ago and report this breakthrough: 70% would be regarded as a major success by anyone's standards. Even that level of effectiveness is essentially enough to eradicate all the extra seasonal strain on hospitals, and put an end to lockdown life. Literally any safe vaccine is a sure way out of the pandemic. Not that I'll be having it. I'm only 43, so it isn't required. Fantastic news for the oldies and the at risk, though (including those in hard up countries). Edmilson and Gruesome Son of a Bitch 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 8 months ago, people were clamoring for a vaccine, now everyone's an Anti-Vaxer and complacent with Covid. Anything to get out of taking the vaccine and having it mass distributed to curb this thing. It's the schadenfreude we've talked about. We can have absolutely no good news, no optimism. Even JW doesn't observe the Social Distancing Mandates. Link to post Share on other sites
Quintus 5116 Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 22 minutes ago, Gruesome Son of a Bitch said: 8 months ago, people were clamoring for a vaccine, now everyone's an Anti-Vaxer and complacent with Covid. Anything to get out of taking the vaccine and having it mass distributed to curb this thing. It's the schadenfreude we've talked about. We can have absolutely no good news, no optimism. Even JW doesn't observe the Social Distancing Mandates. Just imagine all those ardent anti-vaxxers ending up in intensive care next wintertime. Pleading for the jab, although too late. Behind the cubicle curtain, these scenarios are going to happen, these will be the begging gasps of the principled idiots of the world. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7300 Posted November 24, 2020 Author Share Posted November 24, 2020 If Kamala Harris isn't taking the vaccine, then neither am I! Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I'll take her dosage. Link to post Share on other sites
Not Mr. Big 2814 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 On 11/19/2020 at 7:14 PM, Bespin said: John Williams wear a mask. You love John Williams. Wear a mask. Don't worry, he has Alan Grant to protect him! Link to post Share on other sites
Jurassic Shark 6332 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Not Mr. Big said: Don't worry, he has Alan Grant to protect him! Are you implying that JW is a dinosaur? Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post crumbs 8406 Posted November 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 24, 2020 3 months ago my state had nearly 8000 active cases, peaking at 700 new cases per day. Today was our 25th consecutive day without a single new case or death as a result of COVID. We now have 0 active cases of the virus in a population of 6.3 million. Despite relentless media pressure and attacks on our local government for their lockdown policy, the results have vindicated their actions. Really feel for all my friends in the US and Europe now. Through neglect and mismanagement, they face a bleak winter with totally uncontrolled spread of the virus. Our lockdown was inconvenient for a few months, but all worth it to gain a relatively normal Christmas and summer. I hope your politicians have the strength to make these hard choices. Edmilson, mstrox and Holko 3 Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7300 Posted November 24, 2020 Author Share Posted November 24, 2020 Yeah finally Dandrews got rid of all those shitty businesses. They're just not as powerful and awesome as the government! Gruesome Son of a Bitch 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6235 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Right? I feel bad for the people who are sacrificing their livelihoods and congratulating themselves for dooming their economies. Obviously, "Crumbs" was unaffected by these strict lockdowns, was not put out of business and on to The Dole and was also never remotely at risk of dying from the Coronavirus. More than likely upper class. Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Man 7300 Posted November 24, 2020 Author Share Posted November 24, 2020 Best to just get a career as civil servant like in that movie Brazil and you'll be set for life. Link to post Share on other sites
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