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Anyone else considering dating apps?


John Dutton

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  • 5 months later...

Dating apps sound terrible. Just talk to real women in real life. Be yourself and don’t be a creep. You’ll get rejected a lot, but scars make you sexy. 

This is how we did it back in the olden days, when he had to walk uphill both ways to ask a girl out on a date. 

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I lead a double life. Being myself in front of others is out of the question. That's actually a problem with people in general these days. The internet allowed nuts to anonymously indulge in their eccentricities and find other weirdos with similar interests. But that doesn't mean it's okay. It's pathetic and sad, and unattractive. I have to keep this inner nerd personality out of the public. The resulting stoic, somewhat cool, but otherwise completely uninteresting public persona is not attractive either. I basically don't have much of a personality when stripped of my true nature, which I can never reveal.

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But you shave your legs, so that's a plus, I think.

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I could never let a woman into my inner sanctum since I became addicted to keeping a piss bottle next to my bed because I'm too lazy to get up at night.

 

*hilariously this post about my piss bottle will pass the sniff test with the mods but my last one in this thread was forcibly deleted against my will

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Well I just learned dating apps work perfectly fine depending on where you are. Sadly, I'm in a region where they don't work for me.

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