Can someone help me locate the picture of Williams with a KFC box?

[Fabulin 3,510]

Someone posted a photoshopped picture of Williams with a KFC box at one point.

 

It looked similar to this:

 

 

Please, help me find it. I need it in my life.

[Cerebral Cortex 3,357]

I unfortunately can't take credit for that. Sounds really funny.

[Gruesome Son of a Bitch 6,488]

 

It was actually @Borodin who edited the image. I remembered posting this and began an exhaustive Google image search of my username which turned up many photos of myself with longer hair, the E.T. ride and sexy celebrities. I was clued off by one result I somehow happened upon, a wonderful skillfully edited image of JW as John Hammond, done by Borodin. That's when I started to suspect he may have been the one who did the Colonel Sanders photo.

 

 

I continued my search with Borodin's username and that's when I eventually saw the image of Williams in the Colonel Sanders suit with his arms perfectly posed to hold a bucket of fried chicken that would make the Man and Arms and Gwildor cream in their pants.

 

Anyway, we delivered the bomb. 

 

[Thor 7,463]

There's also one where he holds a salad bowl that was posted years ago. I don't know where it is now.

[Naïve Old Fart 9,493]

Damn! Could I do with some K.F.C. about now! 

[Fabulin 3,510]

That leap of logic about Hammond is absolutely genius.

 

To celebrate it, I created something special:

 

For those who are not real JWFans:

1. Krzysztof Penderecki, a classical composer born in 1933, also a friend of ASM

2. Dumbledore takes memories out of his head and puts them into the pensieve so that he does not have to remember

3. Did you know that John Williams stole from Holst?

4. Sony Classical put the photo of Guitar Williams in their Twitter post celebrating JW's 88th birthsday

5. Don Williams said that John has always been interested only in girls and music

6. Telling stories at Tanglewood!

 

Edit: I noticed that some of my explanations already require a measure of fan knowledge. So advanced is this meme!

[Biodome 714]

On 3/26/2020 at 11:11 PM, Fabulin said:

1. Krzysztof Penderecki, a classical composer born in 1933, also a friend of ASM

 

Just received news that Penderecki passed away this morning 

[Jurassic Shark 12,024]

On 3/29/2020 at 11:40 AM, Biodome said:

 

Just received news that Penderecki passed away this morning 

 

Let's hope ASM didn't send out a batch of corona cookies. If so, JW could be next!

 

On 3/26/2020 at 11:11 PM, Fabulin said:

Sony Classical put the photo of Guitar Williams into their Twitter post celebrating JW's 88th birthsday

 

That's not the worse part. In the text accompanying the picture, it was clear that whoever wrote the post though the two JWs were one and the same.

[Jay 37,281]

[Thor 7,463]

An early April 1st joke from Sony Classical?

[Jurassic Shark 12,024]

They didn't even get the date right. 

 

@Thor, I'm excited to see what the April 1st joke on CT will be.

[Thor 7,463]

No April 1st jokes on CT, I'm afraid. They kinda died out a few years ago (with the proliferation of the 'fake news' term), and would be particularly inappropriate in our current corona time, I think.

[Jurassic Shark 12,024]

Yeah, I wasn't really expecting any.