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I didn't find a thread really on that subject but I thought it might be interesting to have a thread dedicated to movie or TV show quotes as a lot of us here often use some 

Feel free to quote movies and shows you like, famous or less...

 

I'll start with one of my favourite:

"It's not the year, honey, it's the mileage"

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Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

And another less famous:

"It's gonna be fun. You're gonna meet kids today you can borrow money from the rest of your life"

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Gifted

 

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"Really good noodles."

 

"Oy with the poodles already!"

 

"I've got the key to the gates of paradise... but I've got too many legs!"

 

"But it's my only line!"

 

"You're an inanimate fucking object!"

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1 hour ago, Marian Schedenig said:

"You're an inanimate fucking object!"

Gets me, every time. That po' wife ROTFLMAO

 

Steve Buscemi is right on point, with:

"What do you need that for, Dude?".

 

Not a funny line, at all, but this always makes me sit up, and take notice:

"What do they call it, when you kill people?".

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2 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

Steve Buscemi is right on point, with:

"What do you need that for, Dude?".

 

They should turn that into a vaccination commercial. But I deliberately skipped Lebowski, or we'd probably end up quoting the whole film. Alright, just one:

 

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

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All my favourites quotes are from Star Wars movies... and E.T.

 

And I know them in two languages... french and english.

 

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"-Well, I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.

-Mummies"

 

"I don't know. As a scientist, I don't want to prejudice my experiment. I'll let you know in the morning."

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1 minute ago, May the Force be with You said:

"-Well, I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.

-Mummies"

 

"I don't know. As a scientist, I don't want to prejudice my experiment. I'll let you know in the morning."

 

Ok and Indiana Jones too.

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24 minutes ago, Bespin said:

Ok and Indiana Jones too.

Not even a bit of:

"Great Scott!"

 

"There’s that word again. ‘Heavy.’ Why are things so heavy in the Future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?”

 

“Then whose vice president, Jerry Lewis!?"

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1 minute ago, Bespin said:

I don't remember how they translated "penis breath" in E.T.... but it's clear they didn't use the word "penis".

 

One of the most subversive movie I saw when I was young, definitely.

Exactly. How this got a "U" certificate in the UK (equivalent to a "G" in the USA) with "penis breath", "health shit", and a teenager attempting to goose a woman, beats me.

Anyway...

 

You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse? At least you don't see them fucking each other over, for a percentage.

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"C'est curieux ce besoin chez les marins de faire des phrases"

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Les tontons flingueurs

 

"-Ça court les rues les grands cons. - Oui mais celui là, c'est un gabarit exceptionnel ! Si la connerie se mesurait, il servirait de mètre étalon !"

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Le cave se rebiffe

 

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"Are you the police?" - "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

 

"Has. Anybody. Seen. Sam. Lowry!?"

 

"You know, for kids!"

 

"The angels have the phone box."

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“- Jump in the basket.
- Who do you think i am? E.T?”

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Going in style

 

"Would that it were so simple"

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Hail, Caesar

 

"We're just in the killin' Nazi business, and cousin, business is a-boomin!"

"You know something Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece"

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Inglorious Basterds

 

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1 hour ago, May the Force be with You said:

"We're just in the killin' Nazi business, and cousin, business is a-boomin!"

"You know something Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece"

 

"Wer oder was ist ein Gefreiter Butz!??"

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17 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

"Wer oder was ist ein Gefreiter Butz!??"

Damn my german is so rusty that I had to use translate to find the meaning of that :lol:

Make me think to that one too:

"Is there any language you American can speak except English?"

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"She's got huge… tracts of land!"

 

"No, I didn't borrow Laura's Mercedes!"

 

"Except for a single very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four-million year old black monolith has remained completely inert. Its origin and purpose are still a total mystery."

 

"Find me a dead cat."

 

"'e's not my son! 'e's too ugly to be my son!"

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