Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 Where's my glasses? bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 204 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" Muad'Dib and Jurassic Shark 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 ...and I told Steven, all the sharks are dead! And they turned out to be props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,260 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 " How come those geeks at JWFAN never use this photo for their avatar? " I knew I shouldn't have gone to John Barry's hair stylist!" " I told my damn barber I wanted a goatee, not a mustache!" " That thing under my lip is called a sinker" " I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this look!" I think I'm a sure bet to win THIS competition, Shark!😄 Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,822 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 "...and thank you for all the fish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 There is no spoon. No fork, neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,822 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 "Could anybody please help me untighten my bow tie?" "Thank you for inventing this new Academy Award category "Second best film score of the year after the latest John Williams score" to give other composers the opportunity to also win this wonderful price." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 ...and I told Steven, I can't manage to make this bow tie straight. And he said, me neither. bruce marshall and GerateWohl 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,260 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 " Yeah, yeah, yeah, Goldsmith has more hair. But, i have more Oscars!" " Film composers don't have groupies so I'm trying to look like a rock musician" " Sorry I'm late. I was auditioning for the role of a gay henchman in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thor 5,946 Posted February 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2022 "I am not, and have never been, a part of the Communist party!" Fabulin, Jurassic Shark, BB-8 and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2022 Raise your hand all who prefer OSTs over expanded editions. GerateWohl, bruce marshall and Brando 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,260 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 41 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: There is no spoon. No fork, neither. I feel like I just heard that line in some film. Like a well bred person who has to eat with their hands outdoors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 1,918 Posted February 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2022 William(s) Shakespeare Herb Spencer!? What are you doing here? bruce marshall, Drawgoon and GerateWohl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,822 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 46 minutes ago, bruce marshall said: I feel like I just heard that line in some film. Like a well bred person who has to eat with their hands outdoors? bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 Accept it, Bruce, there is no spoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,918 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 What do I need two deodorant sticks for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 Max Steiner, Erik Wolfgang Korngold, and Alfred Newman walked into a bar... but it was empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 6,466 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Jurassic Shark said: Max Steiner, Erik Wolfgang Korngold, and Alfred Newman walked into a bar... …but they're all dead. …and you misspelt Erich. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,918 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 GOAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 And that, ladies and gentlemen, was Beethoven's ninth symphony whistled backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,933 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 I wonder if Robert Duvall is available, to play me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 He's too young, it wouldn't be realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,933 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 No, you cannot go to the bathroom, during my acceptance speech. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,918 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 "I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May the Force be with You 2,031 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 "They don't give Oscar to the SW scores anymore? Ludwig got two Emmys? Wait I'll do the next show" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,918 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 "What!? They're all dead?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,933 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 versus 5. Suck on that, Zimmer. May the Force be with You and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 I'd like to thank George Lucas, Willy Wonka, and all my other imaginary friends for their support during the writing of this score. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,260 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 7 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: Max Steiner, Erik Wolfgang Korngold, and Alfred Newman walked into a bar- mitzvah but it was empty. " Believe it or not, I'm not Jewish" "I hope Winning this Award will inspire other Gentile composers to pursue a career in motion pictures" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,933 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 I'd like to thank a whole load of better composers, but I can't, because they are all dead. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 18, 2022 Author Share Posted February 18, 2022 There's too many supporters to mention in a short acceptance speech, so I just want to say that Star Trek sucks. GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,260 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 " La High'em! ( did I say that right?)" " I used to be a beatnik but I'm transitioning into a hippie" On 17/02/2022 at 12:12 PM, Jurassic Shark said: "This is for FIDDLER, right?" " I would like to thank my tuba player but I can't recall his name" 11 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: I'd like to thank a whole load of better composers, but I can't, because they are all dead. " I am not dead!" - Lenny Rosenman 21 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: ...and I told Steven, I can't manage to make this bow tie straight. And he said, me neither. " So, like a schmuck, I asked Ray Charles to put it on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,260 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 12 hours ago, Thor said: "I am not, and have never been, a MEMBER of the Communist party!" Fixed. "Must. Retain. Historical. Accuracy"😉 " I may look ridiculous now, but when my hair turns white I'll finally get the respect I'm due" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovygoth666 204 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 "And who didn't believe I could do it? Who doubted me? Who amongst us does not belong? Someone here does not belong. Stranger amongst the loyal, I'll weed you out. ....You!...You!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 6,466 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 "Can you read my mind?" BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geom_00 14 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 I wrote THAT to the loaded into the teleprompter?!? Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,260 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 " Even with these new glasses I still can't read the damn cue cards!" " I can't believe I have fifty more years of this shit" " To all those JW FANBOYS not yet born, I say to you....dont bother me! " Unfortunately, my brother Putter couldn't make it tonight. He has a career" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,933 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Hmm. I wonder what's happening at JWfan? Thor doesn't like Steely Dan; Bruce being an jerk; NOF banging on about that bloody Barbican concert... again. Fuck it; I'm going over to FSM. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,260 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Hmm. I wonder what's happening at JWfan? Thor doesn't like Steely Dan; Bruce being an jerk; NOF bragging on about that bloody Barbican concert... again. Fuck it; I'm going over to FSM. Warning! No one there has a sense of humour. It's a sea of Jay's😅😝 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeallen01 2,036 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Score 714 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 "That's no moon!" Jurassic Shark and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 There is no moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 6,466 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 7 hours ago, bruce marshall said: It's a sea of Jay's😅😝 "Jay's what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,918 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Sabrina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,655 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the what-now? Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,822 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 "4 leads to 5, 5 leads to 8. 8 leads to suffering. I sense much 4 in you." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,744 Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 To paraphrase one of the great philosophers, what the world needs now is love, sweet love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,822 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 I would like to buy an "A" please. Thor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 5,946 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 31 minutes ago, GerateWohl said: I would like to buy an "A" please. My favourite so far. Doesn't have anything to do with his appearance, but I laughed nonetheless. Simple and neat. GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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