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John Williams Caption Competition!


Jurassic Shark

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" How come those geeks at JWFAN never use this photo for their avatar?

 

" I knew I shouldn't have gone to John Barry's hair stylist!"

 

" I told my damn barber I wanted a goatee, not a mustache!"

" That thing under my lip is called a sinker"

 

" I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this look!"

 

 

I think I'm a sure bet to win THIS competition, Shark!😄

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"Could anybody please help me untighten my bow tie?"

 

"Thank you for inventing this new Academy Award category "Second best film score of the year after the latest John Williams score" to give other composers the opportunity to also win this wonderful price."

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" Yeah, yeah, yeah, Goldsmith has more hair.

But, i have more Oscars!"

 

 

" Film composers don't have groupies so I'm trying to look like a rock musician"

 

" Sorry I'm late. I was auditioning for the role of a gay henchman in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER"

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1 hour ago, Jurassic Shark said:

Max Steiner, Erik Wolfgang Korngold, and Alfred Newman walked into a bar...

 

…but they're all dead.

…and you misspelt Erich.

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7 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said:

Max Steiner, Erik Wolfgang Korngold, and Alfred Newman walked into a bar- mitzvah but it was empty.

 

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" Believe it or not, I'm not Jewish"

 

"I hope  Winning this Award will inspire other Gentile composers to pursue a career in motion pictures"

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" La High'em! ( did I say that right?)"

 

" I used to be a beatnik but I'm transitioning into a hippie"

On 17/02/2022 at 12:12 PM, Jurassic Shark said:

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"This is for FIDDLER, right?"

 

" I would like to thank my tuba player but I can't recall his name"

11 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

I'd like to thank a whole load of better composers, but I can't, because they are all dead.

" I am not dead!"

     - Lenny Rosenman

21 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said:

...and I told Steven, I can't manage to make this bow tie straight. And he said, me neither.

" So, like a schmuck, I asked Ray Charles to put it on!"

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12 hours ago, Thor said:

"I am not, and have never been, a MEMBER of the Communist party!"

Fixed.

 

"Must. Retain. Historical. Accuracy"😉

 

" I may look ridiculous now, but when my hair turns white I'll finally get the respect I'm due"

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" Even with these new glasses I still can't read the damn cue cards!"

 

 

" I can't believe I have fifty more years of this shit"

 

" To all those JW FANBOYS not yet born, I say to you....dont bother me!

 

 

" Unfortunately, my brother Putter couldn't make it tonight. He has a career"

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16 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

Hmm. I wonder what's happening at JWfan? Thor doesn't like Steely Dan; Bruce being an jerk; NOF bragging on about that bloody Barbican concert... again. Fuck it; I'm going over to FSM.

Warning!

No one there has a sense of humour.

It's a sea of Jay's😅😝

 

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