Popular Post Martinland 357 Posted May 15, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 15, 2022 On 12/05/2022 at 9:37 PM, Marian Schedenig said: THEY ARE ALL DEAD! *DEAD*!! Marian Schedenig, Andy, Muad'Dib and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 " I'm not angry. I'm just recreating the latest " Hitler Rants Parody"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 "WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP STEALING MY PUNCH LINE!!" Andy and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,178 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Do you know what I do with a Bleistift? Ja? Ja? Andy and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,461 Posted May 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 16, 2022 "It was André's bloody idea to arrange DRACULA for Anne-Sophie. He told me she could play anything. And she is not a woman you can say no to..." Marian Schedenig, Jurassic Shark, Holko and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muad'Dib 1,801 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Do what must be done! Do not HESITATE. Show no mercy. bruce marshall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 My next concerto will be for a 4-inch violin, played by a miniature Anne Sophie. I think there must have been something in those cookies... BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Muad'Dib said: You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for the waitress. Andy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andy 4,090 Posted May 17, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 17, 2022 I don't like sand. It's course, and rough, and it gets everywhere! BB-8, Marian Schedenig and Naïve Old Fart 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,640 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Mastro Williams, what's the deal with America, the Dream Goes On? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 "The Golden Snitch is this - I don't quite know how to describe it - this nice little ball that Harry chases during Quidditch..." ragoz350 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,343 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 This picture of the maestro is so terrible. Can't anyone put another photograph here? This makes me feel like I am here in a www.idontlikejohnwilliams.forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 58 minutes ago, GerateWohl said: This picture of the maestro is so terrible. Can't anyone put another photograph here? This makes me feel like I am here in a www.idontlikejohnwilliams.forum. "Do you feel better now?" Naïve Old Fart and GerateWohl 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, GerateWohl said: This picture of the maestro is so terrible. Can't anyone put another photograph here? This makes me feel like I am here in a www.idontlikejohnwilliams.forum. .forum? What kind of domain is that? 20 minutes ago, BB-8 said: "Do you feel better now?" Where's my teeth? Naïve Old Fart and GerateWohl 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 11 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: .forum? What kind of domain is that? Where's my teeth? "I lost them while arranging DRACULA for ASM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,343 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 53 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: .forum? What kind of domain is that? The forum-domain. 1 hour ago, BB-8 said: "Do you feel better now?" Much better. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,178 Posted May 17, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, GerateWohl said: This picture of the maestro is so terrible. Can't anyone put another photograph here? This makes me feel like I am here in a www.idontlikejohnwilliams.forum. This picture of the maestro is so terrible. Can't anyone put another photograph here? This makes me feel like I am here in a www.idontlikejohnwilliams.forum. Naïve Old Fart, Andy, Loert and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,343 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 "Yes. I know, that Hans is the German equivalent for John. But Williams doesn't mean 'Room'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,178 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 …and then Steven said… Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 21 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said: It's not your worst arrangement, Conrad, but you're not getting an iota of credit in the booklet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 27 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said: This picture of the maestro is so terrible. Can't anyone put another photograph here? This makes me feel like I am here in a www.idontlikejohnwilliams.forum. How very meta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,178 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 8 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: How very meta. How very meta. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 Richard didn't see that one coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 " John WIILIAMS, not John Lithgow!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 " Nice to see you again MS. Vergara!" You too, MS. Upton" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 "Welcome...to Jurassic Park!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 46 minutes ago, BB-8 said: "Welcome...to Jurassic Park!" You stole my.joke! 5 hours ago, bruce marshall said: " Nice to see you again MS. Vergara!" You too, MS. Upton" My humour is way to subtle for this board! 😄😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,178 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 16 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: Richard didn't see that one coming! Richard didn't see that one coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Marian Schedenig said: Richard Strauss didn't see that one coming! Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 18/05/2022 at 3:39 AM, bruce marshall said: "Girls?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Let me tell you son; I could have done a lot more to Daisy, if I'd had my teeth in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,461 Posted May 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 19, 2022 "They call me the cookie slot-machine." Jurassic Shark, Martinland and bruce marshall 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 Just now, BB-8 said: "They call me the cookie slut-machine." Fixed. Martinland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 On 17/05/2022 at 9:41 PM, bruce marshall said: You've got two, now, have you? Wake me up when you've got five, asshole. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 28 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: You've got two, now, have you? Wake me up when you've got five, asshole. I don't get it.😗 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 HanZ' 2nd Oscar. Naïve Old Fart and bruce marshall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Don't you EVER say his name! Martinland 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 20, 2022 Author Share Posted May 20, 2022 Oscar? Martinland and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman Candy..... 9 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: You've got two, now, have you? Wake me up when you've got five, ******* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bespin 8,480 Posted May 22, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2022 And he replied: "I know, but they're all dead!" Raiders of the SoundtrArk, Jurassic Shark, BB-8 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,178 Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Bespin said: And he replied: "I know, but they're all dead!" "Now take this lightsaber and strike me down!" On 17/05/2022 at 6:35 PM, Marian Schedenig said: "How dare you cancel the Peter Pan musical project!" Bespin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 ...and that's when he said; I know, but they're all dead. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 "Just send me cookies and I'll compose a theme for Aunt Beru." Jurassic Shark and ThePenitentMan1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,507 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 I'm sorry, er... you are..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,033 Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 JW: ...so I said to Kathy why should I bother changing the key when Zimmler only uses one? Then Kathy asked if I had changed my lock. And Steven said they're all dead. GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,461 Posted May 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2022 "Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy!" Marian Schedenig, bruce marshall and Jurassic Shark 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy 4,090 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Daisy? Cate? Who are you? So I guess you're my new muse? I'll write a theme for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,461 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, Andy said: Daisy? Cate? Who are you? So I guess you're my new muse? I'll write a theme for you. "I should write my next violin concerto for you." --- "Look at me, we're not all dead!" Andy and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce marshall 1,315 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 " You can't button that jacket, can you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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