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On 27/04/2023 at 4:15 AM, Cerebral Cortex said:

When your friends make millions on the new Star Wars movie after a couple hours of work but you have to work on the whole film for the better part of a year:

 

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"Lick my boots!"

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JW: "And then Hans shouted at me: 'And still people praise your brillant two note theme. Do you know, how many themes I wrote for movies, that just consist of two notes? Hundreds!!! And nobody cares! And the worst thing about this: YOURS IS NOT EVEN JUST A TWO NOTE THEME!!! It is much more complex. But nobody cares!' I just responded 'Don't be so Salieri'."

 

 

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12 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

"Do you know why all the dead composers don't hear my 'they're all dead' jokes?"

 

"No, why?"

 

"Because they're all dead!"

 

Perlman: I wish I was dead too!

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7 hours ago, Thor said:

What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed).

 

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How about next we do music for a prostitute?*

 

 

 

*A Memoirs reference, if it wasn't obvious (though it should have been).  

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IP: My glass is empty. Where is my red wine?

JW: Oh, I'm afraid you spilled it all on your jacket. But hold on. Let me clean it up a little by spilling my Wodka over it.

IP: Sounds reasonable. Go on.

JW: Didn't work. Let's get some white wine and try that.

 

 

 

 

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On 27/4/2023 at 4:15 AM, Cerebral Cortex said:

When your friends make millions on the new Star Wars movie after a couple hours of work but you have to work on the whole film for the better part of a year:

 

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That’s actually very apt. 

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JW: Who are you toasting to?

IP: Erich.

JW: Which Erich?

IP: Korngold.

JW: Why? He is dead!

IP: But he is a better composer than you.

JW: I know. But he is dead. Dead. DEAD!

IP: Why are you saying 'dead' three times?

JW: Just to be sure.

 

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JW: I heard rumors that Hans Zimmer wrote you a violin concerto.

IP: No concerto. It is just a trio.

JW: What instruments?

IP: Violin, washing machine and triangle.

JW: So, who plays the triangle?

IP: I was afraid you would never ask. 

 

 

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