John Williams Caption Competition!

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

Where's my glasses?

[Groovygoth666 1,164]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

...and I told Steven, all the sharks are dead! And they turned out to be props.

[bruce marshall 1,959]

" How come those geeks at JWFAN never use this photo for their avatar?

 

" I knew I shouldn't have gone to John Barry's hair stylist!"

 

" I told my damn barber I wanted a goatee, not a mustache!"

" That thing under my lip is called a sinker"

 

" I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this look!"

 

 

I think I'm a sure bet to win THIS competition, Shark!😄

[GerateWohl 6,254]

"...and thank you for all the fish."

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

There is no spoon. No fork, neither.

[GerateWohl 6,254]

"Could anybody please help me untighten my bow tie?"

 

"Thank you for inventing this new Academy Award category "Second best film score of the year after the latest John Williams score" to give other composers the opportunity to also win this wonderful price."

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

...and I told Steven, I can't manage to make this bow tie straight. And he said, me neither.

[bruce marshall 1,959]

" Yeah, yeah, yeah, Goldsmith has more hair.

But, i have more Oscars!"

 

 

" Film composers don't have groupies so I'm trying to look like a rock musician"

 

" Sorry I'm late. I was auditioning for the role of a gay henchman in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER"

[Thor 9,327]

"I am not, and have never been, a part of the Communist party!"

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

Raise your hand all who prefer OSTs over expanded editions.

[bruce marshall 1,959]

41 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said:

There is no spoon. No fork, neither.

I feel like I just heard that line in some film.

Like a well bred person who has to eat with their hands outdoors?

[BB-8 5,698]

William(s) Shakespeare

 

 

Herb Spencer!? What are you doing here?

[GerateWohl 6,254]

46 minutes ago, bruce marshall said:

I feel like I just heard that line in some film.

Like a well bred person who has to eat with their hands outdoors?

 

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

Accept it, Bruce, there is no spoon!

[BB-8 5,698]

What do I need two deodorant sticks for?

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

Max Steiner, Erik Wolfgang Korngold, and Alfred Newman walked into a bar... but it was empty.

 

[Marian Schedenig 10,962]

1 hour ago, Jurassic Shark said:

Max Steiner, Erik Wolfgang Korngold, and Alfred Newman walked into a bar...

 

…but they're all dead.

…and you misspelt Erich.

[BB-8 5,698]

GOAT

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was Beethoven's ninth symphony whistled backwards.

[Naïve Old Fart 12,301]

I wonder if Robert Duvall is available, to play me?

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

He's too young, it wouldn't be realistic.

[Naïve Old Fart 12,301]

No, you cannot go to the bathroom, during my acceptance speech.

[BB-8 5,698]

"I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

[Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,595]

"They don't give Oscar to the SW scores anymore? Ludwig got two Emmys? Wait I'll do the next show"

[BB-8 5,698]

"What!? They're all dead?"

[Naïve Old Fart 12,301]

1 versus 5. Suck on that, Zimmer.

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

I'd like to thank George Lucas, Willy Wonka, and all my other imaginary friends for their support during the writing of this score.

[bruce marshall 1,959]

7 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said:

Max Steiner, Erik Wolfgang Korngold, and Alfred Newman walked into a bar- mitzvah but it was empty.

 

 

" Believe it or not, I'm not Jewish"

 

"I hope  Winning this Award will inspire other Gentile composers to pursue a career in motion pictures"

[Naïve Old Fart 12,301]

I'd like to thank a whole load of better composers, but I can't, because they are all dead.

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

There's too many supporters to mention in a short acceptance speech, so I just want to say that Star Trek sucks.

[bruce marshall 1,959]

" La High'em! ( did I say that right?)"

 

" I used to be a beatnik but I'm transitioning into a hippie"

On 17/02/2022 at 12:12 PM, Jurassic Shark said:

"This is for FIDDLER, right?"

 

" I would like to thank my tuba player but I can't recall his name"

11 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

I'd like to thank a whole load of better composers, but I can't, because they are all dead.

" I am not dead!"

     - Lenny Rosenman

21 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said:

...and I told Steven, I can't manage to make this bow tie straight. And he said, me neither.

" So, like a schmuck, I asked Ray Charles to put it on!"

[bruce marshall 1,959]

12 hours ago, Thor said:

"I am not, and have never been, a MEMBER of the Communist party!"

Fixed.

 

"Must. Retain. Historical. Accuracy"😉

 

" I may look ridiculous now, but when my hair turns white I'll finally get the respect I'm due"

[Groovygoth666 1,164]

"And who didn't believe I could do it? Who doubted me? Who amongst us does not belong? Someone here does not belong. Stranger amongst the loyal, I'll weed you out. ....You!...You!"

[Marian Schedenig 10,962]

"Can you read my mind?"

[geom_00 116]

I wrote THAT to the loaded into the teleprompter?!?

[bruce marshall 1,959]

" Even with these new glasses I still can't read the damn cue cards!"

 

 

" I can't believe I have fifty more years of this shit"

 

" To all those JW FANBOYS not yet born, I say to you....dont bother me!

 

 

" Unfortunately, my brother Putter couldn't make it tonight. He has a career"

[Naïve Old Fart 12,301]

Hmm. I wonder what's happening at JWfan? Thor doesn't like Steely Dan; Bruce being an jerk; NOF banging on about that bloody Barbican concert... again. Fuck it; I'm going over to FSM.

[bruce marshall 1,959]

16 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said:

Hmm. I wonder what's happening at JWfan? Thor doesn't like Steely Dan; Bruce being an jerk; NOF bragging on about that bloody Barbican concert... again. Fuck it; I'm going over to FSM.

Warning!

No one there has a sense of humour.

It's a sea of Jay's😅😝

 

[leeallen01 2,274]

 

 

[Score 775]

"That's no moon!"

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

There is no moon.

[Marian Schedenig 10,962]

7 hours ago, bruce marshall said:

It's a sea of Jay's😅😝

 

"Jay's what?"

[BB-8 5,698]

Sabrina?

[Muad'Dib 2,002]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the what-now?

[GerateWohl 6,254]

"4 leads to 5, 5 leads to 8. 8 leads to suffering. I sense much 4 in you."

 

[Jurassic Shark 15,671]

To paraphrase one of the great philosophers, what the world needs now is love, sweet love.

[GerateWohl 6,254]

I would like to buy an "A" please.

[Thor 9,327]

31 minutes ago, GerateWohl said:

I would like to buy an "A" please.

 

My favourite so far. Doesn't have anything to do with his appearance, but I laughed nonetheless. Simple and neat.