Popular Post bruckhorn 100 Posted March 26 Popular Post Share Posted March 26 Winning an Oscar is nice, but having this guy compose a theme for my character: fuckin’ awesome! Damien F, Brando, ThePenitentMan1 and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 On 25/03/2023 at 6:41 PM, BB-8 said: John Williams is many things. One thing he's not, a man with two tape recorders up his nose. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,981 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Guess where those fingers are going, next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 3,711 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Well, at least one of us won tonight. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 1,939 Posted March 27 Popular Post Share Posted March 27 Guess how many Oscars he's got! Wrong! Yes, that's right! Jurassic Shark, Naïve Old Fart, Cerebral Cortex and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,799 Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 I can't believe I'm sitting next to the great Richard Attenborough, who played in the two Jurassic movies scored by John Williams! BB-8 and Brando 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Look, he's arranging "Dactyls" from Violin Concerto No. 2 for double bass with a double-ended Bleistift, ja, ja! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "Of Rock, Paper and Scissors" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 "See, I can conduct the NYP without glasses...just like your dad." Cerebral Cortex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cerebral Cortex 3,149 Posted April 26 Popular Post Share Posted April 26 "And you're in and out of there in, like, an hour." "Wow." "Yeah, no, shit's incredible. It's like I'm back in college." "And what did you say this was called again?" "LASIK." "Gotcha." Holko, Jay, Brando and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Muad'Dib 1,655 Posted April 26 Popular Post Share Posted April 26 "I do." BB-8, Brando, Jay and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cerebral Cortex 3,149 Posted April 27 Popular Post Share Posted April 27 When your friends make millions on the new Star Wars movie after a couple hours of work but you have to work on the whole film for the better part of a year: Jurassic Shark, Jay, Brando and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,799 Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 Someone should teach Billy how to knit a tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,981 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 21 hours ago, Muad'Dib said: That's where my glasses went. Give 'em back, yer bastard! Cerebral Cortex and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 27/04/2023 at 4:15 AM, Cerebral Cortex said: When your friends make millions on the new Star Wars movie after a couple hours of work but you have to work on the whole film for the better part of a year: "Lick my boots!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brando 1,065 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 I'm going to apologize ahead of time for this one......"Judge me by my size, do you?" BB-8 and Bespin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cerebral Cortex 3,149 Posted April 29 Popular Post Share Posted April 29 "Today is my 91st birthday. Yes, and alas... ninety and one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable people! I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you as well as you deserve." Brando, Jurassic Shark, GerateWohl and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 1,939 Posted May 1 Popular Post Share Posted May 1 "You told me I would need a better composer for this." "And then you said you knew but they were all dead." Jurassic Shark, Brando and Cerebral Cortex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,981 Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 22 minutes ago, BB-8 said: "I loved you, in WALL STREET!" "I loved you, in WALL STREET!" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post A Farewell to Kings 3,788 Posted May 1 Popular Post Share Posted May 1 50 minutes ago, BB-8 said: "You told me I would need a better composer for this." "And then you said you knew but they were all dead." ThePenitentMan1, Andy and Brando 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 5,969 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 6,512 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 30 minutes ago, Thor said: You know, I would have written you your own concerti if you'd just sent me some cookies. BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,799 Posted May 24 Author Share Posted May 24 37 minutes ago, Thor said: What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). JW: If you wish success, promise everything, deliver nothing. That's what HanZ told me. GerateWohl and BB-8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 7,981 Posted May 24 Popular Post Share Posted May 24 53 minutes ago, Thor said: What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). "Do you know why all the dead composers don't hear my 'they're all dead' jokes?" "No, why?" "Because they're all dead!" Jurassic Shark, ThePenitentMan1, BB-8 and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,849 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 JW: "And then Hans shouted at me: 'And still people praise your brillant two note theme. Do you know, how many themes I wrote for movies, that just consist of two notes? Hundreds!!! And nobody cares! And the worst thing about this: YOURS IS NOT EVEN JUST A TWO NOTE THEME!!! It is much more complex. But nobody cares!' I just responded 'Don't be so Salieri'." Jurassic Shark and Martinland 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,799 Posted May 24 Author Share Posted May 24 12 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "Do you know why all the dead composers don't hear my 'they're all dead' jokes?" "No, why?" "Because they're all dead!" Perlman: I wish I was dead too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 3,711 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 7 hours ago, Thor said: What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). How about next we do music for a prostitute?* *A Memoirs reference, if it wasn't obvious (though it should have been). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 1,939 Posted May 26 Popular Post Share Posted May 26 On 24/05/2023 at 12:42 PM, Thor said: What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). JW: I should have gone for red wine instead of Gin'n'Tonic. I can sense a wonderful bouquet of ripe berries, tabacco, leather, black pepper, with notions of oak and vanilla. IP: It's Cola Zero... GerateWohl, Jurassic Shark and Thor 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 5,969 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Thanks, BB-8! I was waiting and hoping for someone to pick up on the drink aspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 6,512 Posted May 26 Popular Post Share Posted May 26 1 hour ago, Thor said: Thanks, BB-8! I was waiting and hoping for someone to pick up on the drink aspect. I did, but I couldn't think of anything funny to do with it. …well, perhaps this: IP: Steven needs a better composer than you for this. JW: I know, but they're all drunk. BB-8, Jurassic Shark, ThePenitentMan1 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,799 Posted May 26 Author Share Posted May 26 IP: Taste my holy grail of bloood. JW: Those were some good composers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 JW:...plus my vinyard when you win me another Oscar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 7,981 Posted May 27 Popular Post Share Posted May 27 On 24/05/2023 at 12:39 PM, GerateWohl said: ... and if you wet your finger and run it around the lip of the glass...voila! The new Hans Zimmer score. JTW, BB-8, Cerebral Cortex and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 "A red wine can be many things..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 1,841 Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 "Seriously, can you get me good seats to Billy Joel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,849 Posted May 30 Share Posted May 30 IP: My glass is empty. Where is my red wine? JW: Oh, I'm afraid you spilled it all on your jacket. But hold on. Let me clean it up a little by spilling my Wodka over it. IP: Sounds reasonable. Go on. JW: Didn't work. Let's get some white wine and try that. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted Tuesday at 02:50 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 02:50 PM "You know, Itzy, musicians are like red wine...the older the better." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,799 Posted Tuesday at 02:53 PM Author Share Posted Tuesday at 02:53 PM Where's your avatar from, @Cerebral Cortex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,981 Posted Tuesday at 03:38 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 03:38 PM 3 hours ago, GerateWohl said: Fancy a threesome, with Daisy? GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted Tuesday at 04:21 PM Share Posted Tuesday at 04:21 PM 25 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Fancy a threesome, with Daisy? IP: No, I want a tripple concerto for Yo Yo, Emanuel and myself... Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted Friday at 07:01 AM Share Posted Friday at 07:01 AM "Fruit flies are fascinating little creatures." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 7,981 Posted Friday at 08:39 AM Share Posted Friday at 08:39 AM On 30/05/2023 at 12:50 PM, GerateWohl said: One glass! One glass of this swill is all we get, all night. Guard it with your fucking life. BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,799 Posted Friday at 08:46 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 08:46 AM JW: ...and then Steven said; I know, but they're all dead! IP: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTW 178 Posted Friday at 09:05 AM Share Posted Friday at 09:05 AM On 27/4/2023 at 4:15 AM, Cerebral Cortex said: When your friends make millions on the new Star Wars movie after a couple hours of work but you have to work on the whole film for the better part of a year: That’s actually very apt. Cerebral Cortex and BB-8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted Friday at 09:27 AM Share Posted Friday at 09:27 AM HF: "We should have informed him that this is NOT a bad-taste party..." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 9,799 Posted Friday at 09:52 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 09:52 AM HF: I'm too old for this... JTW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted Friday at 10:07 AM Share Posted Friday at 10:07 AM 14 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: HF: I'm too old for this... JW: If they can do it I can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,849 Posted Friday at 10:08 AM Share Posted Friday at 10:08 AM JW: Who are you toasting to? IP: Erich. JW: Which Erich? IP: Korngold. JW: Why? He is dead! IP: But he is a better composer than you. JW: I know. But he is dead. Dead. DEAD! IP: Why are you saying 'dead' three times? JW: Just to be sure. BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 1,939 Posted Friday at 10:12 AM Share Posted Friday at 10:12 AM JW: Do you want to come back to my place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 2,849 Posted Friday at 10:39 AM Share Posted Friday at 10:39 AM JW: I heard rumors that Hans Zimmer wrote you a violin concerto. IP: No concerto. It is just a trio. JW: What instruments? IP: Violin, washing machine and triangle. JW: So, who plays the triangle? IP: I was afraid you would never ask. JTW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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