Popular Post bruckhorn 111 Posted March 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 26, 2023 Winning an Oscar is nice, but having this guy compose a theme for my character: fuckin’ awesome! Jurassic Shark, Brando, Damien F and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 On 25/03/2023 at 6:41 PM, BB-8 said: John Williams is many things. One thing he's not, a man with two tape recorders up his nose. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,313 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Guess where those fingers are going, next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 5,025 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Well, at least one of us won tonight. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,885 Posted March 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 27, 2023 Guess how many Oscars he's got! Wrong! Yes, that's right! Naïve Old Fart, Jurassic Shark, Brando and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,891 Posted March 27, 2023 Author Share Posted March 27, 2023 I can't believe I'm sitting next to the great Richard Attenborough, who played in the two Jurassic movies scored by John Williams! Brando and BB-8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Look, he's arranging "Dactyls" from Violin Concerto No. 2 for double bass with a double-ended Bleistift, ja, ja! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 "Of Rock, Paper and Scissors" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 "See, I can conduct the NYP without glasses...just like your dad." Cerebral Cortex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cerebral Cortex 3,358 Posted April 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2023 "And you're in and out of there in, like, an hour." "Wow." "Yeah, no, shit's incredible. It's like I'm back in college." "And what did you say this was called again?" "LASIK." "Gotcha." Jay, BB-8, Holko and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Muad'Dib 1,852 Posted April 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2023 "I do." Brando, Jay, Cerebral Cortex and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cerebral Cortex 3,358 Posted April 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 27, 2023 When your friends make millions on the new Star Wars movie after a couple hours of work but you have to work on the whole film for the better part of a year: Jurassic Shark, Brando, Jay and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,891 Posted April 27, 2023 Author Share Posted April 27, 2023 Someone should teach Billy how to knit a tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,313 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 21 hours ago, Muad'Dib said: That's where my glasses went. Give 'em back, yer bastard! BB-8 and Cerebral Cortex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 On 27/04/2023 at 4:15 AM, Cerebral Cortex said: When your friends make millions on the new Star Wars movie after a couple hours of work but you have to work on the whole film for the better part of a year: "Lick my boots!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brando 2,078 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I'm going to apologize ahead of time for this one......"Judge me by my size, do you?" BB-8 and Bespin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Cerebral Cortex 3,358 Posted April 29, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2023 "Today is my 91st birthday. Yes, and alas... ninety and one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable people! I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you as well as you deserve." Jurassic Shark, Andy, Brando and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,885 Posted May 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2023 "You told me I would need a better composer for this." "And then you said you knew but they were all dead." Cerebral Cortex, Jurassic Shark and Brando 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,313 Posted May 1, 2023 Share Posted May 1, 2023 22 minutes ago, BB-8 said: "I loved you, in WALL STREET!" "I loved you, in WALL STREET!" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Great Gonzales 6,222 Posted May 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2023 50 minutes ago, BB-8 said: "You told me I would need a better composer for this." "And then you said you knew but they were all dead." ThePenitentMan1, Brando and Andy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 8,200 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,895 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 30 minutes ago, Thor said: You know, I would have written you your own concerti if you'd just sent me some cookies. BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,891 Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 37 minutes ago, Thor said: What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). JW: If you wish success, promise everything, deliver nothing. That's what HanZ told me. BB-8 and GerateWohl 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 10,313 Posted May 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2023 53 minutes ago, Thor said: What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). "Do you know why all the dead composers don't hear my 'they're all dead' jokes?" "No, why?" "Because they're all dead!" Brando, GerateWohl, Jurassic Shark and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,977 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 JW: "And then Hans shouted at me: 'And still people praise your brillant two note theme. Do you know, how many themes I wrote for movies, that just consist of two notes? Hundreds!!! And nobody cares! And the worst thing about this: YOURS IS NOT EVEN JUST A TWO NOTE THEME!!! It is much more complex. But nobody cares!' I just responded 'Don't be so Salieri'." Jurassic Shark and Martinland 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,891 Posted May 24, 2023 Author Share Posted May 24, 2023 12 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: "Do you know why all the dead composers don't hear my 'they're all dead' jokes?" "No, why?" "Because they're all dead!" Perlman: I wish I was dead too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 5,025 Posted May 24, 2023 Share Posted May 24, 2023 7 hours ago, Thor said: What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). How about next we do music for a prostitute?* *A Memoirs reference, if it wasn't obvious (though it should have been). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,885 Posted May 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 12:42 PM, Thor said: What about this? ("they're all dead" jokes not allowed). JW: I should have gone for red wine instead of Gin'n'Tonic. I can sense a wonderful bouquet of ripe berries, tabacco, leather, black pepper, with notions of oak and vanilla. IP: It's Cola Zero... GerateWohl, Jurassic Shark and Thor 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 8,200 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Thanks, BB-8! I was waiting and hoping for someone to pick up on the drink aspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,895 Posted May 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Thor said: Thanks, BB-8! I was waiting and hoping for someone to pick up on the drink aspect. I did, but I couldn't think of anything funny to do with it. …well, perhaps this: IP: Steven needs a better composer than you for this. JW: I know, but they're all drunk. ThePenitentMan1, BB-8, Jurassic Shark and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,891 Posted May 26, 2023 Author Share Posted May 26, 2023 IP: Taste my holy grail of bloood. JW: Those were some good composers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 JW:...plus my vinyard when you win me another Oscar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 10,313 Posted May 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 24/05/2023 at 12:39 PM, GerateWohl said: ... and if you wet your finger and run it around the lip of the glass...voila! The new Hans Zimmer score. Cerebral Cortex, GerateWohl, BB-8 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 "A red wine can be many things..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 4,221 Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 "Seriously, can you get me good seats to Billy Joel?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,977 Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 IP: My glass is empty. Where is my red wine? JW: Oh, I'm afraid you spilled it all on your jacket. But hold on. Let me clean it up a little by spilling my Wodka over it. IP: Sounds reasonable. Go on. JW: Didn't work. Let's get some white wine and try that. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 "You know, Itzy, musicians are like red wine...the older the better." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,891 Posted May 30, 2023 Author Share Posted May 30, 2023 Where's your avatar from, @Cerebral Cortex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,313 Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 3 hours ago, GerateWohl said: Fancy a threesome, with Daisy? GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 25 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Fancy a threesome, with Daisy? IP: No, I want a tripple concerto for Yo Yo, Emanuel and myself... Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 "Fruit flies are fascinating little creatures." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 10,313 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 On 30/05/2023 at 12:50 PM, GerateWohl said: One glass! One glass of this swill is all we get, all night. Guard it with your fucking life. BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,891 Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 JW: ...and then Steven said; I know, but they're all dead! IP: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davis 2,769 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 On 27/4/2023 at 4:15 AM, Cerebral Cortex said: When your friends make millions on the new Star Wars movie after a couple hours of work but you have to work on the whole film for the better part of a year: That’s actually very apt. Cerebral Cortex and BB-8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 HF: "We should have informed him that this is NOT a bad-taste party..." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,891 Posted June 2, 2023 Author Share Posted June 2, 2023 HF: I'm too old for this... Davis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 14 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: HF: I'm too old for this... JW: If they can do it I can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,977 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 JW: Who are you toasting to? IP: Erich. JW: Which Erich? IP: Korngold. JW: Why? He is dead! IP: But he is a better composer than you. JW: I know. But he is dead. Dead. DEAD! IP: Why are you saying 'dead' three times? JW: Just to be sure. Jurassic Shark and BB-8 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,885 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 JW: Do you want to come back to my place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,977 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 JW: I heard rumors that Hans Zimmer wrote you a violin concerto. IP: No concerto. It is just a trio. JW: What instruments? IP: Violin, washing machine and triangle. JW: So, who plays the triangle? IP: I was afraid you would never ask. Davis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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