Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,191 Posted June 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 2, 2023 1 hour ago, BB-8 said: JW: Do you want to come back to my place? JW: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? IP: I, uh, I beg your pardon? JW: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh? IP: (flustered) Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes. JW: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge? IP: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you. JW: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! IP: Are you, uh,...are you selling something? JW: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE! IP: Well, I, uh.... JW: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay? IP: Um, she likes sport, yes! JW: I bet she does, I bet she does! (Continued) Naïve Old Fart, Martinland and BB-8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 I think that's the best caption...EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,191 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Naïve Old Fart said: I think that's the best caption...EVER. Say no more! Jurassic Shark and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,356 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 IP: There is a big fat fly in my wine. JW: Speaking of big and fat, there is a big fat spider on your lab. IP: What?! I am afraid of spiders. JW: Oh, then you should really not look down. It is really huge. IP: Make it go away! JW: Should I spill my Wodka on it? IP No! That will only irritate it. And it will bite me! JW: You are right. Or you feed the fly in your drink to her, then she might like you. IP: I don't want to be liked by her, I just want her to go away. By the way. How do you know it's a she? JW: The big ones are female. And this one is really BIG! IP: Stop saying that! JW: Oh, it's gone. IP: Where? Where is it?! JW: Don't know. Just gone. IP: Are you sure? JW: No, actually it's still there. But I thought you feel better, if I say, it's gone. IP: You just made it worse! Now I am irritated. Any more brillant ideas? JW: Or you get used to it. I think, she likes you. IP: Sigh! Ok. I give her the fly. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,003 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 This might be a somewhat unorthodox post for this thread, but has anyone else noticed this? ThePenitentMan1, Naïve Old Fart, Martinland and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: Say no more! Albatross! Marian Schedenig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,191 Posted June 2, 2023 Share Posted June 2, 2023 1 hour ago, JTW said: Sony Rootkit Face: ALL YOUR ROOT ARE BELONG TO US!! JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 14 hours ago, GerateWohl said: "My hands are dirty". "My hands are dirty, too; what are you afraid of?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 On 03/03/2022 at 2:08 PM, BB-8 said: Oh, pull the tag! But you said...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,055 Posted June 3, 2023 Author Share Posted June 3, 2023 I've got your nose! JW: keep it secret, keep it safe. Brando and GerateWohl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 How dare you! That's noseist! Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,191 Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 Yo, check it out, man! - Are you *insane*, Jesse? Not here in the Musikverein! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: Gotta go, dude. I'm due back on the set of THE THING 2. GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 5, 2023 Share Posted June 5, 2023 On 03/06/2023 at 2:45 PM, Marian Schedenig said: "Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,468 Posted June 7, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 7, 2023 JW: They call this cocktail "Party in the Moonlight". JTN, Bellosh and Naïve Old Fart 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 7, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 7, 2023 4 hours ago, BB-8 said: Oh, bloody hell! Here comes Spielberg. I bet he's gonna ask me to do that fucking joke, in my speech. Brando, Jurassic Shark and Bellosh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bellosh 3,416 Posted June 7, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 7, 2023 "Steven missed that day, so I said fuck it, I'm giving the water a motif too. I'm the star of Temple of Doom and nobody knows it, man. You want another drink?" Tallguy, MrJosh, Martinland and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,651 Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 "Well, John, perhaps I could use such a composer, but they are all dead." "You are obviously lying. Anyone can see that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,356 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 14 hours ago, Naïve Old Fart said: Oh, bloody hell! Here comes Spielberg. I bet he's gonna ask me to do that fucking joke, in my speech. You are making JW swear a lot. Jurassic Shark and Naïve Old Fart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tallguy 3,383 Posted June 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 8, 2023 5 hours ago, GerateWohl said: You are making JW swear a lot. I'd imagine it's toned down from the real JW. BB-8, Jurassic Shark and GerateWohl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 3 hours ago, Tallguy said: I'd imagine it's toned down from the real JW. This is how the real JW says "Oh just f*ck off!"... michael_grig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,383 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 11 minutes ago, BB-8 said: This how the real JW says "Oh just f*ck off!"... He makes the audio go away for five minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Tallguy said: He makes the audio go away for five minutes? Using the Force... Tallguy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 10 hours ago, GerateWohl said: You are making JW swear a lot. On 07/06/2023 at 4:56 PM, Bellosh said: "Oh, golly gosh! Here comes Steven. I bet he's going to ask me to do that bloomin' joke, in my speech". ThePenitentMan1 and GerateWohl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,416 Posted June 8, 2023 Share Posted June 8, 2023 "So then he tells me I swear a lot. I said fuck that I don't!" Brando and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2023 13 hours ago, Bellosh said: "Fucking A, John. Fucking A. Now, shut the fuck up, and drink your fucking wine before that cocksucker Tarantino turns this fucking conversation into his next fucking script". BB-8, QuartalHarmony and Brando 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 IP: STFU U MF SOB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GerateWohl 4,356 Posted June 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2023 "Fuck fuck fucking fuck." "Fuck fuck fuck fuck." "Fuck!" "Fu-huck!" "Fuck fuck." "Fa, fa-fa-fa-fuck." "Fuck fuck. Fu-fuck fuck." "Fuck!" Thor, Jurassic Shark and Naïve Old Fart 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,468 Posted June 9, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2023 10 minutes ago, GerateWohl said: "FuckFuck fuck fucking fuck." "Fuck fuck fuck fuFuckFuckck." "Fuck!" "Fu-huck!" "Fuck fuck." "Fa, fa-fa-fa-fuck." "Fuck fuck. Fu-fuck fuck." "Fuck!" Naïve Old Fart, GerateWohl and Jurassic Shark 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 16 minutes ago, GerateWohl said: Good gracious me, this wine is rather spiffing, what? Tallguy and GerateWohl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallguy 3,383 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 18 hours ago, Bellosh said: What no one knows and I can never tell is that through a series of extraordinary adventures beyond the ken of ordinary folk, I WROTE THE PLANETS for Holst! And all those "better composers who are all dead"? I KILLED THEM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 JW: You need a better wine for this. IP: I know, but they're all corked. Tallguy and Martinland 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 7,493 Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 4 hours ago, GerateWohl said: "Fuck fuck fucking fuck." "Fuck fuck fuck fuck." "Fuck!" "Fu-huck!" "Fuck fuck." "Fa, fa-fa-fa-fuck." "Fuck fuck. Fu-fuck fuck." "Fuck!" LOL! Best one so far. Simple, but fun - a bit like Beavis & Butthead. GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,003 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 “Is that your lightsaber or you’re just happy to see me?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 7,493 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Who are the guys on each end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 JW: I think we two should ask George to lend us some of his hair... HF: Laugh it up, Fuzzball... Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,055 Posted June 15, 2023 Author Share Posted June 15, 2023 It must surely be a wig. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 50 minutes ago, Thor said: Who are the guys on each end? Suits. That's all you need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post QuartalHarmony 542 Posted June 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Thor said: Who are the guys on each end? Top. Men. Martinland, Marian Schedenig and JTN 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, BB-8 said: Four billion dollars, and he still wears those bloody check shirts! BB-8 and Martinland 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTN 2,003 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Thor said: Who are the guys on each end? The one on Williams’ right is Bob Iger, and the other one on Frank Marshall’s left, based on their facial similarity imo might be his brother, or another producer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 1 hour ago, BB-8 said: HF: They should have called the film "Indiana Jones and the Deal with Disney". JTN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,055 Posted June 15, 2023 Author Share Posted June 15, 2023 Why aren't the other leads included? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Naïve Old Fart 9,515 Posted June 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2023 3 hours ago, BB-8 said: You got how much, for that cameo, in TROS?! I had to wall-to-wall score it, and all I got was a fucking Oscar nod. ThePenitentMan1, QuartalHarmony, Tallguy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,055 Posted June 15, 2023 Author Share Posted June 15, 2023 George: I also like scoring wall-to-wall. Nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more. Brando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brando 1,863 Posted June 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2023 4 hours ago, BB-8 said: JW: So they really played it during your colonoscopy? michael_grig, GerateWohl, Damien F and 6 others 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,191 Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 I never drink… wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tom 4,651 Posted June 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2023 Let's pants him. Brando, Jurassic Shark and GerateWohl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,468 Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Shall I grab his but? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,055 Posted June 19, 2023 Author Share Posted June 19, 2023 HF: I hear he's about to complete his long-awaited art-film. JW: I know. And he hired that... *cough* McNeely to do the score... BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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