John Williams Caption Competition!

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

11 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

Do you want to feel my baton?

[Damien F 1,792]

 

JW: Can you read my mind?

[BB-8 4,433]

On 17/12/2023 at 1:14 AM, Naïve Old Fart said:

 

Do you want to feel my baton?

"You have no idea how stiff I am."

[GerateWohl 5,565]

 

JW: Do you know, you have got a huge green gummy bear in your ear?

 

 

 

[Davis 3,724]

JW: When 90 years you reach, look as good you will not.

[Jurassic Shark 14,180]

 

JW: ...and then he said; I know, but they're all dead!

DR: I haven't heard that one before...

[Davis 3,724]

JW: I will stop wearing glasses for you. 

[BB-8 4,433]

9 minutes ago, JTW said:

JW: I will stop wearing glasses for you. 

JW: Why did you dress up like a Sith!?

[BB-8 4,433]

JW: "I'm currently dating Waller-Bridge."

[Davis 3,724]

18 minutes ago, BB-8 said:

JW: "I'm currently dating Waller-Bridge."

DR: Big deal, I’m currently dating Rian Johnson. 

[Jurassic Shark 14,180]

1 minute ago, JTW said:

DR: Big deal, I’m currently dating Rian Johnson. 

 

...and he's subverting expectations.

[BB-8 4,433]

JW: Guess what: I'm not vaxed.

DR: Ugh, and you splutter when you speak!

 

[TolkienSS 481]

On 18/12/2023 at 11:01 AM, JTW said:

 

 

DR: "Was this here before?"

JW: "Daisy Baby, you think at 90, long encores and coffee go well together?"

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

On 18/12/2023 at 1:50 PM, BB-8 said:

 

 

"Wasn't THE RISE OF SKYWALKER a huge pile of dogshite?"

 

"Tell me about it".

[BB-8 4,433]

On 28/11/2023 at 4:05 PM, BB-8 said:

 

This photo was NOT taken at Abbey Road Studios but in LA as decribed by Mary McCartney herself.

 

So JW didn't secretly visit London.

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

25 minutes ago, BB-8 said:

This photo was NOT taken at Abbey Road Studios but in LA as decribed by Mary McCartney herself.

 

So JW didn't secretly visit London.

Did Ringo deliver her Jewelled Chocolate Bark to him?

[BB-8 4,433]

1 minute ago, Mr. Hooper said:

Did Ringo deliver her Jewelled Chocolate Bark to him?

Perhaps they had Skywalker Ranch Bars instead.

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

On 18/12/2023 at 12:15 PM, BB-8 said:

JW: "I'm currently dating Waller-Bridge."

DR: "So am I".

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

On 18/12/2023 at 7:15 AM, BB-8 said:

JW: "I'm currently dating Waller-Bridge."

 

1 hour ago, Slipperman9 said:

DR: "So am I".

JW: "Hot."

 

[Marian Schedenig 9,711]

JW: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
DR: No, my lord.
JW: DId you think I meant country matters?
DR: I think nothing, my lord.
JW: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
DR: What is, my lord?
JW: Nothing.

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

Nice HAMLET, @Marian Schedenig.

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

1 hour ago, Slipperman9 said:

Nice HAMLET, @Marian Schedenig.

Why don't I remember reading that part in school? Were the juicy bits edited out? 

[Davis 3,724]

13 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said:

JW: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
DR: No, my lord.
JW: DId you think I meant country matters?
DR: I think nothing, my lord.
JW: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
DR: What is, my lord?
JW: Nothing.

DR: Chewie, or not Chewie… 

JW: At least you look nice. 

[Marian Schedenig 9,711]

19 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said:

Why don't I remember reading that part in school? Were the juicy bits edited out? 

 

I can't imagine you reading nothing of it!

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

38 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

I can't imagine you reading nothing of it!

Huh?

[Bespin Copilot 9,218]

 

DR: Eww that Wookie breath.

JW: Gggggaaaaaaarrrrr. Arrrrhhhn!

[Marian Schedenig 9,711]

12 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said:

51 minutes ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

I can't imagine you reading nothing of it!

Huh?

 

Just my poor attempt at more dirty Shakespeary puns.

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

1 hour ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

Just my poor attempt at more dirty Shakespeary puns.

It was a pretty good pun, Marian.

The JWfaner doth protest too much.

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

1 hour ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

Just my poor attempt at more dirty Shakespeary puns.

I kinda figured, but when my Google search turned up nothing, I got to wondering. lol

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

JW: "In certain countries, the age gap isn't really frowned upon... We could fly to one."

 

 

 

[Bespin Copilot 9,218]

 

JW: It features an A minor melody with Phrygian mode elements, rhythmic ostinatos, and harmonies... Naturally, it evokes a sense of wonder and adventure.

DR: ...

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

38 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said:

 

 

 

 

 

I know you'd rather be listening to Nicki Minaj, but humour me, will ya?

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

12 minutes ago, Slipperman9 said:

 

I know you'd rather be listening to Nicki Minaj, but humour me, will ya?

DR: OMG, he knows who Nicki Minaj is!

[Davis 3,724]

JW: Look, I would love to marry you and have five or six kids with you, but you’ve got to understand that I’m married.

[BB-8 4,433]

JW: And then Steven said...

DR: I know....

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

13 hours ago, JTW said:

 

 

I've had better girlfriends, but they're all dead.

[Davis 3,724]

JW: Daisy baby, I would let you conduct Rey’s Theme, but I’ve already promised Gustavo. 

[Jurassic Shark 14,180]

 

JW: I just wanted you to know... you've got a tape recorder up your nose.

DR: Up yours...

[Marian Schedenig 9,711]

It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge. (You have no idea how stiff I am.)

[Davis 3,724]

JW: Smell my hand.

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

On 30/12/2023 at 8:47 AM, Marian Schedenig said:

 

 

Why should I not go out with you? Well, I'm a world-famous artist, who is a major part of a global, and very popular, film franchise... and you're John Williams.

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

JW: Not to brag, but I'm a pretty big deal. There's a website devoted to me, and all the members do is talk about me on the forums.

 

DR: I've seen it. They mostly talk about movies and TV shows, and there was even a thread on pubic hair trimming...

 

JW: But you're still impressed, right?

 

[Davis 3,724]

JW: Look, we can't both wear turtlenecks at the same place.

DR: Says who?

JW: My Mom. 

 

[BB-8 4,433]

On 31/12/2023 at 4:39 AM, Mr. Hooper said:

 

JW: You will go to my place...there you will...

DR: Is this one of your Jedi mind tricks?

[BB-8 4,433]

JW: If you want an Ultimate Edition you have to engage Mike!

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

On 31/12/2023 at 8:56 AM, BB-8 said:

JW: You will go to my place...there you will...

DR: Is this one of your Jedi mind tricks?

DR: Mind tricks don't work on me. I'm Rey freaking Palpatine—I mean Skywalker.

 

[Marian Schedenig 9,711]

JW: I'm retiring!

DR: I'm making a new Star Wars film with Lucasfilm.

JW: I don’t care much for grand pronunciamentos, statements that are firm and finished and surrounded by closed doors. If I made one without putting it in context then I withdraw it.

(Inspired by @Giftheck)

[Bespin Copilot 9,218]

12 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said:

and there was even a thread on pubic hair trimming...

 

 

Spoiler

 

[Naïve Old Fart 11,016]

6 hours ago, BB-8 said:

 

Will I see you in London, in January?

 

That depends. Will you be wearing crotchless underwear?

[Mr. Hooper 4,195]

On 31/12/2023 at 2:15 PM, Marian Schedenig said:

JW: I'm retiring!

DR: I'm making a new Star Wars film with Lucasfilm.

JW: I don’t care much for grand pronunciamentos, statements that are firm and finished and surrounded by closed doors. If I made one without putting it in context then I withdraw it.

 

On 31/12/2023 at 5:00 PM, Slipperman9 said:

Will I see you in London, in January?

 

That depends. Will you be wearing crotchless underwear?

Who is saying what here? lol