John Williams Caption Competition!

[BB-8 6,126]

9 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said:

 

"Are you Ennio Morricone?"

 

"Are YOU Ennio Morricone?"

 

"I found him! HE'S Ennio Morricone!"

 

"But he is dead."

[BB-8 6,126]

On 31/03/2022 at 1:49 PM, BB-8 said:

 

 

"If he can do I can DO it!"

[on selected film themes with Yo Yo]

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

Look at that Smurf in a suit!

[BB-8 6,126]

"He only has one disc with Yo-Yo."

[GerateWohl 6,475]

 

"Three little ducks went swimming one day..."

 

[BB-8 6,126]

"Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Morricone."

[Naïve Old Fart 12,923]

The woman behind your husband has got really big arms.

[Tom 6,690]

What Morricone is thinking looking at Williams' hand:

 

 

[Marian Schedenig 11,616]

"What does it do? Can it conduct?"

[Thor 9,349]

Great choices on all the captions, folks. I think we've exhausted this one by now (also because it was apparently posted earlier in the thread). Could we introduce a new one, Jurassic Shark? How about this one?

 

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

Pavarotti: Down low. Too slow!

JW: ...

[BB-8 6,126]

7 minutes ago, Thor said:

Great choices on all the captions, folks. I think we've exhausted this one by now (also because it was apparently posted earlier in the thread). Could we introduce a new one, Jurassic Shark? How about this one?

 

"Have you already completed Indy 5?"

 

"Oh dear, I almost forgot."

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

JW: ... and then he said, all the good composers are - wait! Aren't you dead?

[BB-8 6,126]

"I free you from your sins, brother. Go in peace."

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

1 hour ago, Marian Schedenig said:

"What does it do? Can it conduct?"

 

"Can it compose?"

[BB-8 6,126]

42 minutes ago, Thor said:

 

"I am as good as five tenors."

"Calm down, I'll have a word with Zubin."

[Thor 9,349]

John Williams: "Could I help you up?"

Pavarotti: "No, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself."

[BB-8 6,126]

"I recommend cooking fresh Spaghetti no longer than five minutes."

 

"Thanks, Placido."

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

Pavarotti: Ah, John Williams, the famous guitarist!

JW: Thanks a lot, Placebo.

[Naïve Old Fart 12,923]

Johnny boy, do you know "Miss Sarajevo"?

[BB-8 6,126]

"Steven, you've put on quite some weight!"

 

"Yeah, 50 k."

[GerateWohl 6,475]

Williams: "You want to raise your right hand..."

Pavarotti: "Mind tricks don't work on me. I am... Ah, wait! Damn!"

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

JW: You'll expand if you're going to sit in a couch all day.

Pavarotti: What are you talking about Monsignor? My hand's BMI ist perfetto!

[Naïve Old Fart 12,923]

(both)

"I loved you in Wall Street!".

[GerateWohl 6,475]

W: "You're cheating. That's not a scissors."

P: "Yours is not paper either."

[Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,665]

JW: "You sure you want to do an arm wrestle, because I beat the crap out of Ennio's wife."

[Marian Schedenig 11,616]

LP: Write me some music!

JW: Yes, Giorgo.

[Thor 9,349]

LP: "Up high, down low....TOO SLOW!"

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

9 minutes ago, Thor said:

LP: "Up high, down low....TOO SLOW!"

 

21 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said:

Pavarotti: Down low. Too slow!

JW: ...

 

Great minds...

[GerateWohl 6,475]

LP: "Could you please stop conducting me? I am just singing Happy Birthday for you."

[Thor 9,349]

1 hour ago, Jurassic Shark said:

Great minds...

 

Oops! 

[Marian Schedenig 11,616]

JW: I'd like to conduct at La Scala someday…

LP: Sul mio cadavere!

[Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,665]

  

On 01/04/2022 at 1:02 AM, Marian Schedenig said:

 

"Are you Ennio Morricone?"

 

"Are YOU Ennio Morricone?"

 

"I found him! HE'S Ennio Morricone!"

JW: "I swear to you I didn't know how he looked like"

LP: "Don't tell me about it, I still haven't find him"

[Marian Schedenig 11,616]

LP: How much would you say you drank?
JW: What?

LP: How much would you say you drank?
JW: About this much.

"Boy, we yanked the nucleus right out of that Hollywood High band."

[Muad'Dib 2,039]

 

Give me some skin, brah! 

[Marian Schedenig 11,616]

Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!

[Naïve Old Fart 12,923]

Don't you "Yes, Georgio" me! That film sucked ass!

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

LP: That's not a fist bump.

JW: Neither is that.

[BB-8 6,126]

"Chaim Topol! How nice to meet you."

[Naïve Old Fart 12,923]

So, you're the asshole who replaced The Ballroom Scene, with Nessun Dorma!

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

LP: I just licked my fingers.

JW: Well, I just picked my nose.

[GerateWohl 6,475]

 

JW: "Nice to meet you, Mr. DeVito!"

LP: "I am not Danny...! I am just sitting."

JW: "Sorry! My bad, Mr. ...uh... Domingo?"

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

LP: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

JW: Huh?

[Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,665]

JW: This cameran is following me since this morning. Could you slap him for me, you have a pretty large hand.

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

JW: What's the number to Sissel?

LP: Five.

[BB-8 6,126]

"Same stylist for the neck hair?"

 

"Yep, give me five!"

[Tom 6,690]

Hey, how is going, Curley?

I'm not Curley; you're Curley?  

Oh, yeah.  Hey, let's go make fun of people without musical talent.  

[Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,665]

JW: Jeez Rhys-Davies you barely changed since Raiders

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

JW: Geez Rhys-Davies I thought you were a big fella but you're really as short as a dwarf.

[GerateWohl 6,475]

JW: "Ah, that's what you meant by 'You won a hand full of accademy awards'."

LP: "Yes, I didn't mean, you should be holding them in one hand all at once."