John Williams Caption Competition!

[bruce marshall 1,961]

1 hour ago, Mr. Hooper said:

Somebody take Bruce's Magic Eraser away!

Just be grateful I do not know how to create AI generated imagery!

[Jurassic Shark 15,940]

I'm sure "life finds a way"...

[bruce marshall 1,961]

8 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said:

Somebody take Bruce's Magic Eraser away!

 

[The Score Cleaner 9,298]

...Evolving.

[bruce marshall 1,961]

1 hour ago, The Score Cleaner said:

...Evolving.

Erasing imagery and writing text on a picture is😮‍💨 about the limit of my abilities 

[The Score Cleaner 9,298]

1 minute ago, bruce marshall said:

Erasing imagery and writing text on a picture is😮‍💨 about the limit of my abilities 

Until Bruce Marshall 2.0 is released. "Bruuce Marshall" if you will.

[bruce marshall 1,961]

I mean, I'll NEVER be able to do something like THIS!

That's some sophisticated shit!!!!😳

https://www.jwfan.com/forums/index.php?/topic/34464-john-williams-caption-competition/page/58/#findComment-2131462

 

 

 

Fancy !

 

[Jurassic Shark 15,940]

11 hours ago, bruce marshall said:

I mean, I'll NEVER be able to do something like THIS!

That's some sophisticated shit!!!!😳

 

 

I thought that was real. 

[Damien F 1,977]

 

Richard Dreyfuss and Steven Spielberg comfort John Williams who was left shell-shocked after hearing a clip of the 2025 Superman score.

 

 

[Naïve Old Fart 12,533]

On 14/11/2025 at 6:06 AM, bruce marshall said:

 

 

"When I'm asked how I want to celebrate the renaming of the Hollywood Bowl Stage, I expect to see Daisy Ridley, and not these two bozos!"

[BB-8 5,841]

 

From The Hollywood Bowl to the commode throne: His baton now stirs an opus of bowel progression.

[bruce marshall 1,961]

9 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said:

I thought that was real. 

I did also. But, after five seconds I realized it was a sfx!

Well done !

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

40 minutes ago, bruce marshall said:

I did also. But, after five seconds I realized it was a sfx!

Well done !

What? JW doing the wave? Anyone with the latest Apple Photos tools can whip that up in a couple of minutes.

[BB-8 5,841]

"Hooper speaking...ah, I see...the thread is about the Hollywood Bowl, not Hollywood bowels...I'll let BB-8 know, too. Thanks..."

 

[The photo shows a fudge-sandwich-based John Williams maquette in progress.]

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

34 minutes ago, BB-8 said:

"Hooper speaking...ah, I see...the thread is about the Hollywood Bowl, not Hollywood bowels...I'll let BB-8 know, too. Thanks..."

 

[The photo shows a fudge-sandwich-based John Williams maquette in progress.]

The only thing that bothers me here is how Jay got my phone number.

[bruce marshall 1,961]

7 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said:

The only thing that bothers me here is how Jay got my phone number.

It's scenes like this that make CE3K such a " classic"😎🙄

9 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said:

What? JW doing the wave? Anyone with the latest Apple Photos tools can whip that up in a couple of minutes.

I NEVER use Apple products.

The inventions of The Devil, Steve Lucifer Jobs 

[BB-8 5,841]

Watching this:

 

[BB-8 5,841]

John Williams writing every note himself - and drinking every drop of schnapps.

[Jurassic Shark 15,940]

With a bleistift, ja ja.

[BB-8 5,841]

With a Bleistift, ja, jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

1 hour ago, BB-8 said:

ja, jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Marian Schedenig 11,177]

Keeping Up With the Curlys: Father and Son

[Tom 6,288]

2 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said:

Keeping Up With the Curlys: Father and Son

 

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

 

Denève (thinking): "Finally! I'm close enough to smell his hair!"

[BB-8 5,841]

 

Stéphane Denève and John Williams assemble at the grand Church of Film Music. Beneath the solemn gaze of Reverend George Lucas, they are sworn into Steven Spielberg’s next mystical project: a legend chronicling mankind’s creation from the fabled Jawbone of A Beast Flipping Out.

[BB-8 5,841]

Source: Alexei Lubimov | Klavierabend I Great Artists in Beethoven-Haus

[The Score Cleaner 9,298]

Our merger transformation is complete! We are now John Spielberg/Steven Williams!

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

3 hours ago, The Score Cleaner said:

Our merger transformation is complete! We are now John Spielberg/Steven Williams!

[BB-8 5,841]

And it came to pass that the humble reverend John Spielberg Steven Williams lifted up his voice unto the multitude, saying: "Hear ye, hear ye, I bringeth upon thee a Spiritual Sequel to E.T.! For in this play of cosmic fate, the sequel is not mere tale, but prophecy writ in starlight. Lo, it is a Dish of Disclosure, yea, an Unidentified Flying Object… with an attachment most wondrous!"

 

And the faithful did await with patience, gathering in homes and sanctuaries. For they believed the word was not mere tale, but to be fulfilled in the appointed season.

[BB-8 5,841]

And so, it was proclaimed in the Viennese press: “God hath descended upon Vienna.” Upon hearing this, Muti did hasten backstage with great urgency and spake: “Maestro, thou art truly the Lord of all music, and all music is the voice of God.”

 

"Your Holiness… thank you for being the earthly representative of... May the Force be with him."

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

 

"No tongue, please."

[BB-8 5,841]

"Let me smell....si, si, Armani."

[bruce marshall 1,961]

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[BB-8 5,841]

Pope: "All shall be forgiven."

[Naïve Old Fart 12,533]

17 hours ago, Mr. Hooper said:

 

You know, you're the spitting image of Robert De Niro.

[Jurassic Shark 15,940]

 

SS: No CGI animals were harmed during the production of this film.

[GerateWohl 6,369]

"The filming took so long, that we had to develop extra CGI zookeepers to take care of the CGI animals between takes. And we had to program extra animal food to feed them."

[Jurassic Shark 15,940]

 

To tell you the truth I strangled the deer after it tucked up the Nth take, so we decided to do it with CGI from there. Nobody will notice any difference, except that sometimes it looks like a bird.

[QuartalHarmony 947]

 

John, I love you dearly, but if you tell that damned Schindler anecdote one more time, so help me God…

[Tom 6,288]

39 minutes ago, QuartalHarmony said:

 

John, I love you dearly deerly, but if you tell that damned Schindler anecdote one more time, so help me God…

 

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

 

"It's actually a spiritual sequel to 'Close Encounters,' and at the climax you'll see everyone doing a deer antler gesture with their hands—just like this—which is a kind of universal greeting such as the one François Truffaut's character used in 1977."

 

[BB-8 5,841]

Jaaaaaawwwwwwws!

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

On 20/12/2025 at 5:40 AM, BB-8 said:

Jaaaaaawwwwwwws!

More like: "Baaaaaass!"

 

 

 

[BB-8 5,841]

I gave him XL-cookies...

[Jurassic Shark 15,940]

 

 

John has a huge, you know, piano. I've seen it with my own eyes.

[GerateWohl 6,369]

Go on! Keep talking. I am just noting everything with my invisible typewriter.

[Jurassic Shark 15,940]

 

Oh, with these hands, I will cling to you
I′m yours forever and a day
With these hands, I will bring to you
A tender love as warm as May, oh yes
With this heart, I will sing to you
Oh, long after stars have lost their glow

 

And with these hands, I'll provide for you
Should there be a stormy sea, I′ll turn the tide for you
And I'll never, oh no I'll never
I′ll never let you go
Ooh, with these hands, I will sing to you
Long after stars have lost their glow

 

And with these hands, I′ll provide for you
Should there be a stormy sea, I'll turn the tide for you
Oh and I′ll never, no I'll never
Let you go

[Naïve Old Fart 12,533]

On 20/12/2025 at 10:40 AM, BB-8 said:

 

"Look, I did the best I could, but 'Crystal Skull' still ended-up being a pile of shit this big."

[Mr. Hooper 7,670]

 

"For those of you wishing for a John Williams expansion, I've just sent him a big batch of my Christmas cookies!"

 

[BB-8 5,841]