Marian Schedenig 8,153 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 JW: Hello, Mr Paganini! LP: I'm a tenor. Paganini was a composer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 12, 2022 Author Share Posted April 12, 2022 JW: Hello, Mr Paganini! LP: I'm Paga. Paganini is my son. GerateWohl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,153 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 Just swish and flick! Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,320 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 JW: "...but aren't these pushy photographers named after you?" LP: "NO! They are called 'Paparazzi'!!" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 12, 2022 Author Share Posted April 12, 2022 JW: Don't you Nessun Dorma me! I've told you five times that's my couch. LP: Que? Raiders of the SoundtrArk and GerateWohl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,488 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 "So, how many have you got?" "Five". "Five? Really?" "Yep, five". "Well, how many has Zimmer got?" "Fucking three less". "Fuckin' A!" Jurassic Shark and Bellosh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellosh 3,368 Posted April 12, 2022 Share Posted April 12, 2022 "You're telling me I'm not getting a goddamn theme until Indy V? Am I hearing this right, Johnny?!" "Don't fuck with me Johnny!" "Yeah man, Indy V man, it's gonna be groovy man." @Naïve Old Fart your post inspired me Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,488 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Happy to oblige, @Bellosh Bellosh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 LP: "The melody of Star Wars Main Title opens with a fifth." JW: "So does the Flying Theme from E.T.." LP: "So does Schindler's." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 13, 2022 Author Share Posted April 13, 2022 JW: What's your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 LP: "Three fifths, one semitone step and an arrangement of a musical earned you five Oscars!? Five Oscars! Ennio is probably thinking too complicated." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,320 Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 LP: "Cinque!" JW: "Bless you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 13, 2022 Author Share Posted April 13, 2022 LP: I LOVE Star Trek. I've seen TMP a crazy number of times - five!!! Can you believe it?!? The movie actually kinda sucks, your music is unquestionably the highlight. JW: Holy mother of God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,153 Posted April 13, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2022 LP: Aw, come on, when you were young, you must have been into something? Like baseball, or reading...? JW: Girls. Holko, Jurassic Shark, Andy and 1 other 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 JW: "Hey, Bud Spencer!" LP: "Hey, Santa Claus!" Raiders of the SoundtrArk and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,320 Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 JW: "Drop your hand. I just wanna touch your hair." LP: "I don't want you to touch my hair!" JW: "But why?" LP: "Why would I?" JW: "How should I know that?" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,320 Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 JW: "May I tweak your nose?" LP: "Okay. Five dollar." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiders of the SoundtrArk 2,429 Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 LP: "How can you stay in such a good shape after all this time?" JW:"Easy, Wheaties every morning." BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,488 Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 "So, how many Indiana Jones movies have you done?" "Five" "Five? Really?" "Yep, five" "Yeah, but the fourth one was a right cunting mess, wasn't it?" "Yep" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor 7,451 Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Not sure how INDIANA JONES features into this, other than that Pavarotti looks a little bit like John Rhys-Davies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 18, 2022 Author Share Posted April 18, 2022 JW: Stop repeating me. LP: Stop repeating me. JW: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,153 Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 JW: I know kung fu. LP: Show me! GerateWohl and Brando 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,320 Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 LP: "try to sting me into both eyes with forefinger and middle finger. I will show you the counter-grip." JW: "Oh no. Both eyes would be too cruel. I just prick into one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,153 Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 JW: And so began the legend of Pai Mei's five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. LP: And what, pray tell, is the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique? crlbrg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 "Don't you dare touch Riccardo's suit!" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,488 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 "So, how many photos of you have we had in this cockamamie thread?" "Five". "Five? Really"? "Really". "Fuck's sake". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Sounds like we need the next photo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 21, 2022 Author Share Posted April 21, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,488 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 I don't think much of your boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 JW: "I tell you this planet will explode in thirty days." ASM: "And I tell you that Krypton is simply shifting its orbit." Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Marian Schedenig 8,153 Posted April 21, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 21, 2022 I'm sorry, but this photo screams for it… JW: …and then he said: "I know, but…" Both: "…they're all dead!" The Lost Folio, Andy, Brando and 5 others 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,320 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 ASM: "We look like chess pieces." JW: *Yeah. And next time we could dress as traffic light men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 ASM "I won't show you the bill for the stage design." JW: "Why? Is it by Lyonel Feininger?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 ASM: Guess what I have here! JW: Cookies? ASM: No, gingerbread. Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 27, 2022 Author Share Posted April 27, 2022 39 minutes ago, BB-8 said: ASM: Guess what I have here! JW: Cookies? ASM: No, boobies! JW: Oh... Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 4,630 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I used to know a girl named Daisy, but she fell off a cliff and died on impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,488 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 On 12/04/2022 at 7:32 PM, Marian Schedenig said: I'm as human as the next man. I was the next man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marian Schedenig 8,153 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Naïve Old Fart said: I'm as human as the next man. I was the next man. JW: It was just the two of us, Dad. That was a lonely way to grow up, lonely for both of us. I can remember the last time we had a drink together; I had a milkshake. But we didn't talk; we've never talked. If you'd been an average and regular father, like all of my friends' dads, you would've understood. LP: Okay, I'm here now. So what do you want to talk about? Naïve Old Fart and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 27, 2022 Author Share Posted April 27, 2022 Here's looking at you, kid. Naïve Old Fart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,320 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Jurassic Shark said: Who just called us Waldorf und Statler? BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 "We can see a shark!" Jurassic Shark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 28, 2022 Author Share Posted April 28, 2022 EM: Rest your head on my shoulder and I'll hum that frickin' Star Wars march to you. JW: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BB-8 3,454 Posted April 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted April 28, 2022 EM: "I didn't even know you owned a selfie stick." JW: "In Germany, they call it 'Deppenzepter'." Jurassic Shark, Raiders of the SoundtrArk and GerateWohl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jurassic Shark 12,008 Posted April 28, 2022 Author Share Posted April 28, 2022 1 minute ago, BB-8 said: EM: "I didn't even know you owned a selfie stick." JW: It's really spectacular, spared no expense. It'll make the one I've got down in Kenya look like a petting zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said: JW: It's really spectacular, spared no expense. It'll make the one I've got down in Kenya look like a petting zoo. JW: "You see, Ennio, in real life I'm not limited to baton and Bleistift." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 JW: "Look, there's Steven. He needs a greater composer than me." EM: "I know, but I'm dead." Bespin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerateWohl 4,320 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 JW: "I can't say no to you." ASM: "You just did." JW: "No, I didn't... Uh, I mean..." ASM: "You just did it again." JW: "I know, but not..." ASM: "Again." JW: "No. This time I said 'know' not 'no'. But..." ASM: "Again. Again." JW: "Hm... You're probably right." ASM: "Want another cookie?" JW: "N... OK." BB-8 and Jurassic Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 ASM: "I love you." JW: "I know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naïve Old Fart 9,488 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 19 hours ago, Marian Schedenig said: JW: It was just the two of us, Dad. That was a lonely way to grow up, lonely for both of us. I can remember the last time we had a drink together; I had a milkshake. But we didn't talk; we've never talked. If you'd been an average and regular father, like all of my friends' dads, you would've understood. LP: Okay, I'm here now. So what do you want to talk about? JW: Your performance, in YES GEORGIO. LP: Oh, fuck off. BB-8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB-8 3,454 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 6 hours ago, GerateWohl said: JW: "Laugh it up, fuzzball!" Marian Schedenig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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