John Williams Caption Competition!

[Mr. Hooper 8,701]

15 minutes ago, Jurassic Shark said:

John Williams to star in Honey, I Shrunk Everything but the Scissors.

I loled at this... I must be tired. 

 

 

[BB-8 6,130]

 

"'Tis but a scratch!"

[Mr. Hooper 8,701]

 

"No concertos, but I got a pair of oversized novelty scissors..."

[Naïve Old Fart 12,923]

11 minutes ago, Mr. Hooper said:

 

 

"I hear Spielberg's looking for a new editor."

[BB-8 6,130]

“Tim Burton can be many things - but certainly not the kind of man one can say ‘no’ to, even when the project is Edward Scissorhands 2.”

[Jurassic Shark 16,376]

 

They may take our scissors, but they'll never take our freedom!

[Marian Schedenig 11,617]

These… are for you!

[Tom 6,694]

Perhaps he does not need a better composer than me.  

[Edmilson 12,261]

On 06/05/2026 at 8:39 AM, Naïve Old Fart said:

 

"I hear Spielberg's looking for a new music editor."

Fixed.

 

Spielberg wants to cut Williams' cues and paste them wherever he wants faster and more effectively.

[Mr. Hooper 8,701]

 

"I don't always wear turtlenecks... But when I do, they're black."

[BloodBoal 8,569]

 

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

[BB-8 6,130]

 

 

[JWFan Moderators 121]

On 17/02/2026 at 11:02 PM, JWFan Moderators said:

There have been some distasteful and off-topic posts made in this thread, and they have been removed.

 

These type of posts are degrading the forum without those responsible seeming to realize it.

 

Please keep things tasteful in the John Williams subforum at all times.  And please keep this thread only about John Williams since it is in the John Williams subforum.

 

Thank you.

 

This request has not been followed and we've had to remove another slew of posts. 

 

This thread must remain about John Williams only, and must remain tasteful. 

 

A general caption contest thread can be started in Other Topics but this one will be strictly moderated. Thank you.

[BB-8 6,130]

JW: “In the year of the Lord 2026, there shall be rumors of re‑releases going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where the original discs really are, and nobody will truly know where lieth the earlier edition - the one with the sort of raffia-work base that hath the attachment.

At this time, a collector shall lose his friend’s signed booklet, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers, which their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock, after the concert.

Yea, it is written in the Liner‑Notes of Naxos …”

[Naïve Old Fart 12,923]

@BB-8, that's 'post of the month' 

[Tom 6,694]

Parade of Charioteers.  Whatever. Bet i could make something much more exciting scoring a fat guy at a race. 

[BB-8 6,130]

“Baton length is irrelevant. What matters is who gets the first downbeat.”

[Naïve Old Fart 12,923]

On 09/05/2026 at 10:16 PM, Marian Schedenig said:

"THE ODYSSEY is going to suck huge -"

(microphone removed)